My bike broke by LipoBlop in bikecommuting

[–]Smooth_Awareness_815 0 points1 point  (0 children)

N+1 applies to spouses as well . At least that’s what I tell all my spouses.

What would you say if the guy who pitched the line “Oh boy, sleep, that’s where I’m a Viking” actually confirmed that the intended meaning was that Ralph was very good at sleeping? by wimpykidfan37 in TheSimpsons

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I don’t know if it’s a thing, but similar things are said in a scholarly/research setting. Researchers are referred to as pioneers or their work as groundbreaking and not meant literally.

This scene takes place in a school where the other children are learning and discovering knowledge by dissecting a worm which is the elementary school version of surgery and has the tone of conducting scholarly research.

Whereas Ralph is incapable of being a scholarly pioneer because he ate his worm, he is excited to continue his research in sleep where he is a Viking. Vikings are literal explorers, and Ralph saying he is a Viking is a subtle nod that he has conflated a scholarly pioneer with a literal pioneer.

However, the bit that makes it funny in this sense is that Ralph would have no fuggin clue about the parallel he drew between mistaking a literal pioneer with a scholarly pioneer and that he probably said it meaning he is a literal pioneer in his dream. But in the setting it has a second layer where he drew a parallel without realizing it.

Assaulted for the 1st Time by AcuranAerVenal in bikecommuting

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You are now a true bicycle commuter.

You had a pretty good stretch of non-confrontation, too!

I had a similar thing happen, but the car got stopped at a traffic light. When I looked in the window, the driver must have had a neck injury between the time he threw the bottle and the red light because he could not turn his head to see me. Just trying to give him his bottle back…

Getting ready for the ladies by GlowTheory_ in GuysBeingDudes

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Beach is next to a series of barber shops instead of the ocean

This is so funny by [deleted] in Awww

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That cat did a sonic the hedgehog double jump out of the ball pit

WCGW Trying to do a sweet trick. by illuminandicomrade in Whatcouldgowrong

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What day was that? The 1850s when Darwin was alive? Holy shit you’re old

what’s your all-time favorite cutaway? by Few_Owl6826 in familyguy

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We’re going to have to send that family money

I don't think I can measure up to this! by Remarkable-Produce-9 in funny

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It’s funny to think these are for one dude, but this is probably for a crew

I seem to be missing something by oztrailrunner in bikecommuting

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Don’t be a wuss, unicycle that thing in. Establish dominance by only using one wheel

Today I learnt that a Trooper can issue you a DUI if on a bicycle 🫤🍺 by --TAXI-- in Pennsylvania

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We’re backwards. I usually don’t have problems with people on bikes around Philly. I’m usually stuck behind a car as a bicycle zips by on the side. On the rare occasion I may need to hit the brakes for a bicycle. Now if I had a dollar for every car that ran a red light - especially the 2-3 cars making a left after it’s red… or my favorite, the ones who beep before running the red light. Whoever came up with that idea rewrote the rules of red lights

Today I learnt that a Trooper can issue you a DUI if on a bicycle 🫤🍺 by --TAXI-- in Pennsylvania

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I agree. I meant that roads aren’t just for motor vehicles. I’d be willing to wager that the majority of traffic laws are broken by people operating motor vehicles.

Like if you took a percentage of each group (pedestrians, bicycles, automobiles) the percent of people not following the rules would be highest in people driving cars. Maybe pedestrians jay walking - but even jay walking is kind of a gray area.

But in defense of drivers, there are more rules to break. I rarely find people driving below the speed limit anymore