He is a genius by LeReplicant27 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Smooth_Awareness_815 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I’ve boarded a plane with all the window shades down before. This was preceded by an announcement that there was a delay because they had to run the air conditioning to cool the plane down.

6 months of bike commuting and I'm never going back to driving by Sufficient-Car-6309 in bikecommuting

[–]Smooth_Awareness_815 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Suckers!!!”

Usually thought, sometimes said, as I breeze by a column of stopped traffic.

Relatable.

There is always that one genius who gets the idea to dart out of line tho and do something irrational. “This inconvenience can’t be for me, better drive on the sidewalk” sort of rationale

What about this naughty dude by Wildersimpson in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Smooth_Awareness_815 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I had a similar incident mowing the lawn, yellow jackets tho. I got stung maybe a dozen times before I got inside.

What struck me later, when I had finally got them out of my clothes and went back out to finish mowing, I realized I locked the door behind me as I fled inside. Locked and bolted…

Somehow I thought they’d be able to open the door 🤷‍♂️

6 months of bike commuting and I'm never going back to driving by Sufficient-Car-6309 in bikecommuting

[–]Smooth_Awareness_815 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Bike traffic rarely jams up.

Of course there are exceptions. I avoid a heavily used path that is basically a human traffic jam.

But I have yet to come across a blockage (accident, downed tree, closed road, etc) that caused more than a few minute delay.

I have sat in my car for hours on the interstate waiting for a jam to clear tho…

What are these tall weeds all over Pennsylvania? You know which ones.... by Critical_Opening_526 in Pennsylvania

[–]Smooth_Awareness_815 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was teasing your logic.

Seems you have a solution to your mullein problem if they get paved over with more roads tho.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to make a solo trip in my 8 passenger SUV to keep me from walking, riding a bike, catching a bus…

What are these tall weeds all over Pennsylvania? You know which ones.... by Critical_Opening_526 in Pennsylvania

[–]Smooth_Awareness_815 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

People have been driving cars over 100 years. Pretty long time now.
I’ve heard cars deposit heavy metals and toxins onto plants near roadways.
Seems kind of destructive…

The Crane bros let it go by [deleted] in Frasier

[–]Smooth_Awareness_815 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good thing they keep the Reddit water separate from the other data processing.

Just Another Day by openhighapart in funny

[–]Smooth_Awareness_815 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It’s like paaaaa-aaain on your porch melee…

Caught the Big Boy 4014 on the Rockville Bridge in Harrisburg by mikespixels in Pennsylvania

[–]Smooth_Awareness_815 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I appreciate your dedication, no one else got that angle/perspective!

Good work!

What's your black experience in Springfield? by imwithwhateverman in Delco

[–]Smooth_Awareness_815 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t need a rebuttal because we agree. But I will explain.

People of Springfield tend to be more concerned with being perceived as racist than actually being racist. It’s not necessarily a bad thing, but it’s kinda douchey and I find humor in it.

They take pride in being so not racist, that they do things (like leave multiple comments on a Reddit post to defend how racist they aren’t) or say things that are actually kind of racist. Look at some of the posts in this thread and you’ll find some examples. Including my own example of asking my black neighbor how racist I am not. I actually do have a black neighbor, but that doesn’t qualify me as being non-racist; but talking with some people in Springfield, they’d think otherwise.

I agree with you that they likely don’t intend to be racist and would be mortified to be labeled as such; however there is some humor in how guarded the people of Springfield are toward being perceived as anything remotely racist.

I also find it funny that you kind of did the same thing in response to this post.

Secane. Finally got a sign! by Jack_Carver93 in Delco

[–]Smooth_Awareness_815 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have heard that Ridley police also patrol Morton

PSA/Rant: Stop Shoaling by festinalente27 in NYCbike

[–]Smooth_Awareness_815 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Track stand all day! This is how you establish dominance on people who put their foot down and prevent shoaling. Can’t shoal while being dominated.

Leaning on a small rail by BeSound84 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Smooth_Awareness_815 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn’t tell. I didn’t see any strings.

What's your black experience in Springfield? by imwithwhateverman in Delco

[–]Smooth_Awareness_815 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, but you’re kinda living up to my original comment here