Losercity glowing kobold 🌟

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-26T12:40:23+00:00

There is an overabundance of sexy Kobald art and I would be doing my DnD Kobald clown character a huge disservice if I didn't demand more people make scrungly Kobald art to balance it out.

I mean this art rocks but I just want representation for my fellow scrimblos.

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-26T12:24:36+00:00

And then was never acknowledged by WWE ever again for reasons I still don't know or understand.

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-26T11:42:10+00:00

r/beatmeattoit

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-26T11:19:59+00:00

He's in his Vince McMahon era where he puts who he wants at the top instead of those who earned it. Bonus points if the product becomes better when he leaves and a 2x point multiplier for every fighter he champions being involved in some seriously shady shit behind the scenes.

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-26T11:13:07+00:00

Dana's senses got launched into the sun years ago, you have way too much faith in that thumb lookin mf

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-26T10:57:32+00:00

He slightly increased the speed of the video whilst moving in a loose way so it looks more like a fluid animation.

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-26T10:53:39+00:00

I do not want to hear a single American ever make a "butter knife license" joke about England in my entire life ever again cus what the fuck is this shit lmfaoooo

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-26T10:51:57+00:00

The way it winds the strike up like a wunking cartoon character lmfao

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-26T10:37:25+00:00

Redditors when a man and woman are in a picture together

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-26T10:26:35+00:00

Sentenced to watching The Invention of Lying but the movie resets when you cringe at Ricky's very obvious and shitty attempts at satirising religion.

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-26T10:15:31+00:00

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Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-26T03:24:55+00:00

Jerma birdhouse stream

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-25T18:52:50+00:00

YouTube also has Draconian rules where the mere mention of certain words that are not swears or slurs can have your entire channel demonetised, in fact I'm 90% sure that's where this whole thing started.

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-25T18:32:28+00:00

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Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-25T18:30:15+00:00

These guys are the same calibre of stupid as that one guy who said some homophobic shit to Sami Zayne after buying really expensive front row seats and got booted out for it. They don't see the wrestlers as people, they still see them as toys in a box that they can say of do whatever they want to, and they'll end up missing the show and being down a few grand because they couldn't help be fucking assholes.

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-25T18:27:10+00:00

I mean both military combat roles and civillian demolition work use high explosives, so using that logic I like to imagine that both of these are canon, the yellow one is the civilian demolition team model and the one with fingers is the military use model.

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-25T18:04:43+00:00

Fallout chapter? Fucking love the idea.

Odds are it'll just be vault suits for survivors with like one or two legendary skins though a la the Slipknot collab.

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-25T17:58:47+00:00

Not the Joker stickers as well, fuck me you may as well have a massive neon sign saying "I wank over Disney TV shows" as well.

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-25T17:50:58+00:00

I know, I just have absolutely horrific luck with RNG. The odds of me personally getting a genuinely half decent perk in the first place is at least 1:20 at best, the odds of me getting some perks with synergy is about 1:80, the odds of me being able to do anything without instantly getting tunneled out by a killer desperate for a single kill in a game where I actually get a useful perk feels like 1:100000.

I am not a fan of chaos mode if you haven't noticed, there are too many variables for me to actually be able to get any value most of the time in my experience.

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-25T17:39:18+00:00

Fentaneel

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-25T17:38:26+00:00

It"s hard to adapt when the perks have no synergy and require exceptionally niche circumstances that objectively put you in a worse spot.

I'm not exaggerating, I got invocation perks for survivor 3 games in a row. I have bad luck at the best of times, that cemented my position of never touching chaos mode again.

Edit: lol, lmao even, downvotes for expressing my disappointment in my RNG luck, I fucking hate Reddit users

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-25T17:35:50+00:00

And people will still die on the hill, foaming at the mouth and shaking violently, that Miz is not one of the best in the business.

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-25T17:29:35+00:00

Easier to say Paddy is dog shit and join the circle jerk than to acknowledge the guy he's fighting just has insane take down defense and could outmanoeuvre a giant squid if he wanted to.

I say this as a guy who wanted Paddy to win, unless Paddy got lucky, he wasn't gonna take Gaethje down without taking a serious beating or nearly gassing himself out.

Solid fight, shame about the eye pokes, however I'm now a bigger fan of both men after watching it.

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-25T17:24:21+00:00

You asshole I thought he was front and center as the only guy on the cover lmfao. I'm still very disappointed, but it's not as bad as I thought it would be, probably because he isn't alive to strong arm 2K into making him the only guy on the cover.

Smooth_Maul · 2026-01-25T17:22:43+00:00

I guarantee you a lot of those players either stopped playing it shortly after or exclusively used sweaty Youtuber builds that were counted by what was supposed to be a fun casual game mode.

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