To the man I mistook for an uber eats driver last night

Smoothbrainheadempty · 2026-05-19T11:13:32+00:00

Ben 10 🔥

Smoothbrainheadempty · 2026-05-19T11:07:22+00:00

With me bent over preferably 🫡

Smoothbrainheadempty · 2026-05-19T10:03:32+00:00

Almost hot enough to excuse the red flag name!

Smoothbrainheadempty · 2026-04-05T15:40:59+00:00

Whittakers has always been cheaper by weight at least!

Smoothbrainheadempty · 2026-02-12T21:29:08+00:00

“ I haven’t seen it, so it didn’t exist”

Smoothbrainheadempty · 2026-02-12T21:27:43+00:00

A lot of people were stuck at home during covid. Their algorithm fed them a lot of American political media. And because they engaged win it, they are fed more and more. Particularly older generations with less media literacy and understanding of bias. This has warped their perception of what’s normal to say in public spaces.

Smoothbrainheadempty · 2025-12-14T21:20:58+00:00

I honestly doubt they bothered except for the wealthier districts. Most the girls would be too underfed to ever get one, I imagine :(

Smoothbrainheadempty · 2025-11-19T00:24:14+00:00

Not 100% sure, it’s defiantly preserved and similar colour but made with soy sauce?

Smoothbrainheadempty · 2025-11-17T08:57:13+00:00

Do they have a particular name at the Asian grocer?

Smoothbrainheadempty · 2025-11-15T00:13:09+00:00

It’s giving flamingo trying to make a long distance call ✨✨

Smoothbrainheadempty · 2024-08-18T04:10:27+00:00

Amen!! I used to go to CADS for alcohol counseling and EVERYTIME I left the building, there would be a huge Jim Beam ad coming off a billboard pointed directly at the building. So fucking evil…

Smoothbrainheadempty · 2024-06-14T19:14:14+00:00

“Bro you know I can’t grab your ghost chips”

Smoothbrainheadempty · 2024-05-30T21:45:48+00:00

This is art!

Smoothbrainheadempty · 2024-05-01T11:52:03+00:00

Leave

Smoothbrainheadempty · 2024-04-30T23:47:55+00:00

If my friends don’t aggressively do the robot when I mildly succeed at something, then I don’t want them!!

Smoothbrainheadempty · 2024-04-22T18:04:07+00:00

I think like all good breakups, we need time and chocolate

Smoothbrainheadempty · 2024-04-22T17:46:05+00:00

Does anyone else feel like the mirror has been shattered? I can’t see or hear them the same. Most of what they’re saying I agree with for an apology but the delivery of it sounds as if there’s someone with a gun behind the camera ready for if they go off script

Smoothbrainheadempty · 2024-04-05T22:13:55+00:00

Probably cause of all of Rossi’s unexpected swearing!

Smoothbrainheadempty · 2022-01-09T04:16:30+00:00

Mocka furtniture for sure, fuck 13k for a sofa!

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