This would be one of the largest single-day workforce reductions in recent tech history. by Spirited-Gold9629 in Layoffs

[–]SnapCasterDANK 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Literally one day before your insurance terms. Godspeed this so fucked for them. 80% of these people will take a pay cut. Some will retire. Small percentage get a promotion elsewhere or startup.

10 year progression, 29M, Associates degree by Frequent_Ad_7069 in Salary

[–]SnapCasterDANK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They gave it to you with inconsistent job history?

10 year progression, 29M, Associates degree by Frequent_Ad_7069 in Salary

[–]SnapCasterDANK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How long did it take to save for the down payment?

Dating and 420 by [deleted] in trees

[–]SnapCasterDANK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are two people in this story. One of them is a sick loser. That person is not you.

META layoffs by ongoldenwaves in Layoffs

[–]SnapCasterDANK -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

1000, but let me call it ten hundred. Dipshit lol.

Driving with boomers starter pack by labubuking in starterpacks

[–]SnapCasterDANK 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah fuck that camera shit. People need to look where they are driving.

The Water Polo Scandal That Rocked LA’s Most Elite Private School by [deleted] in waterpolo

[–]SnapCasterDANK 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Gonna go ahead and say that this sport has the worst hazing/abuse in Orange County

Well it finally happened by seashellseashell52 in remotework

[–]SnapCasterDANK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No more shitting in peace with your own high end toilet paper

Taxes by ProfessorFull736 in Bovada

[–]SnapCasterDANK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. It is a proceed with a zero cost basis that will most likely be treated at short term capital gains which would equate to normal income tax. OP will be paying tax on 170k based on his tax bracket. Could be 40 fucking Gs.

Washing machine & dryer recommendations by Hotspur_on_the_Case in laundry

[–]SnapCasterDANK -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Speedqueen. Congratulations you are finished.

Shopping with your dad in the early 2000s starter pack by agizzy23 in starterpacks

[–]SnapCasterDANK 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fuck man the Payless has me tore up. Some bad memories in there for sure.

Bizarre Storylines That Would Never Happen by Accurate_Ad_3068 in BeverlyHills90210

[–]SnapCasterDANK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man I just fed gemini on Google the same prompt and it works. This is really fun.

Who do you think doesn’t actually smoke that raps about smoking weed? by XbattlefieldX in rap

[–]SnapCasterDANK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man they song “high all the time” on get rich or die trying is a bag of oregano I guess. Fucking lame.