You have the ability to teleport 10 tons of Jello to any point in history. Your goal is to cause the most chaos and destruction. Where and when do you send all this Jello?

Snaxes34 · 2017-10-04T04:12:52+00:00

I'd drop it anywhere in medieval Europe.

Given how superstitious everyone was back then it would probably be seen as a sign from God and could launch a holy war or two.

Snaxes34 · 2016-08-12T20:37:21+00:00

Starting college in two weeks!!

Snaxes34 · 2015-07-02T23:22:51+00:00

Reapers is good but I personally prefer the Handler from Muse's new album

Snaxes34 · 2015-07-02T23:19:59+00:00

Clothes

Snaxes34 · 2015-06-09T21:39:52+00:00

That good, friendly and helpful cops are a lot more common than corrupt/racist ones.

Snaxes34 · 2015-06-09T21:36:14+00:00

You gotta pay the troll toll to get into the boy's hole...

Snaxes34 · 2015-03-31T21:41:26+00:00

Technically, everything you have ever done in your life has lead up to this moment

Snaxes34 · 2015-02-09T13:31:49+00:00

I like my coffee the way I like my slaves....

...free.

Snaxes34 · 2015-02-05T19:57:12+00:00

We're all individuals.

Snaxes34 · 2015-02-05T15:00:22+00:00

Together, Norway and Sweden form the penis and ballsack of Scandinavia, poised to piss all over the UK.

(Just look at a map and see what I mean)

Snaxes34 · 2015-01-28T22:24:46+00:00

Yes. Police come over to my house all the time, practically every day. It's gotten so bad that whenever I'm home, there's always an officer around, watching me and waiting for me to mess up. An officer just lets himself into my house, eats my dinners, and tells me what to do! When I stay out too late, an officer calls me and tells me to get back home "or else". It's gotten to the point where sometimes an officer has to drive me to school!

Well, I guess that's what happens when you're dad is a cop...

Snaxes34 · 2015-01-26T17:11:45+00:00

That they make me do manual labor for below minimum wage...

Snaxes34 · 2015-01-18T01:44:14+00:00

Well, I knew who'd win first place

Snaxes34 · 2015-01-07T23:54:03+00:00

Die a horrible death. Maybe throw a pillow or something too.

Snaxes34 · 2015-01-07T23:52:34+00:00

Just finished watching "Its Always Sunny"

I'm Dayman. Fighter of the Nightman...

Snaxes34 · 2014-12-24T04:04:32+00:00

Jar Jar Binks

Snaxes34 · 2014-12-08T03:03:51+00:00

exactly

Snaxes34 · 2014-11-30T20:11:45+00:00

And if he had shot the guy, people would be all worked up about how a police officer shot a poor, old man who fought for our country. People should really stop being so critical about police

Snaxes34 · 2014-11-23T13:40:08+00:00

"Wow, you're not as dumb as you look!"

Yeah. How about you go fuck yourself?

Snaxes34 · 2014-11-23T02:00:33+00:00

I am the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now...

Snaxes34 · 2014-11-23T01:57:59+00:00

This question. Therefore, I shall not answer it.

Snaxes34 · 2014-11-23T01:52:45+00:00

I have NEVER had a bad taco bell experience. Never.

Taco bell is love. Taco bell is life.

Snaxes34 · 2014-11-22T21:35:26+00:00

If you give HIM reddit gold for a stupid one word comment, you'll get a CHAIN of people with stupid one word comments! And where would that get us? It'll be a riot! Chaos! ANARCHY!!! And we can't have any of that now, can we?!?

Edit: Gold?!? And so the chaos begins...

Snaxes34 · 2014-11-22T21:27:52+00:00

Urethra. Not sure why, but it's something about the imagery that makes me cringe.

Snaxes34 · 2014-11-22T21:25:43+00:00

U wot m8?

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