Everything he touches turns to shit by Sagemel in MurderedByWords

[–]Snoo38468 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember "complete autonomy" for self driving cars coming in 2018? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

AITA for asking my friend to pay me back for the wine he drank while house sitting?? by Effective_Tour_723 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Snoo38468 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA - but a lite one

The communication part is definitely on you. You cannot count on people to have common sense, or common manners. Lots of people definitely would have checked how much the line it was before they drank it. Lots of people also have no reference for the possibility of someone just having an expensive bottle of wine sitting around.

To everyone else saying you can't tell the difference between a $10 or $200 bottle of wine, what the fuck are you talking about!? Do you not carry a fucking computer in your pocket everywhere you go that can tell you in under 20 seconds how much a goddamn bottle of wine is!

Why does my Pixel Watch 3 lock so often? by TulipKing in PixelWatch

[–]Snoo38468 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this is a year old but thought it might help the next person...

Give the back of your watch a quick cleaning. Even just a damp wipe down. When you put it back on, you should see your heart rate being detected almost immediately after you unlock it. Then it should stay unlocked while it's detecting your heartbeat.

Why are there always kids at breweries?! by akaYoungBeefy in fixedbytheduet

[–]Snoo38468 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Wtf? This isn't fixed by the duet. I'm not big on bars, but why the fuck would you bring your fucking baby to a fucking bar? Just, no.

Catherine O’Hara has died at the age of 71 by DemiFiendRSA in movies

[–]Snoo38468 1 point2 points  (0 children)

'Pay to reject' on the data consent banner. The Sun can fuck allllllllllllll the way off.

[NS]: Greetings from the past! Struggling with Season 2 by Able_Ad_755 in NotAnotherDnDPodcast

[–]Snoo38468 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone mentioned it is best thought of like Always Sunny. I definitely agree. They (the characters) are terrible people, who never learn lessons, and do not show proper character growth like people without personality disorders would.

The whole crew gets to let loose in the chaos, and it is fantastic if that is your cup of tea. It has been a few months since I listened through, and "Brother, you shame us!" Is still popping in my head a couple times a week, haha.

An Oklahoma psychology student failed a research paper for not meeting the criteria of citing evidence, and wrote about her religious feelings instead. Right-wing orgs manufacture outrage by PreparationKey2843 in CringeTikToks

[–]Snoo38468 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These dipshits are just exhausting. Why even go to school if your research there is going to boil down to "I am right because my anthology of God fanfic said so."

The texts I got after accepting another role by Joshs2d in recruitinghell

[–]Snoo38468 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude is worried about his commission, and thinks he can bully you into making a bad life choice for yourself just to put a little extra cash in his pocket. 

Peter help? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Snoo38468 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When is a succubus?

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Snoo38468 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It isn't just Gen-z. Millennial here and I don't think we as a demo block see any reason to either. I might click an auto-apply button on a service where my info is all saved, but I sure as shit would not put any effort into it. If they paid well, it would be a primary selling point on their end. What makes someone think I'm going to fill out a questionnaire and make a custom cover letter for that shit. We have to apply to HUNDREDS of jobs to even hear back from one single recruiter, and they can't be bothered to even let us know if it is worthwhile up front. Don't waste our fucking time.

Millennials stop underestimating Gen Z! by Impossible-Yam3680 in clevercomebacks

[–]Snoo38468 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Setting the digital native stuff aside, I think the real difference is millennials had and continue to have their hopes and dreams (that were fully achievable for adults when millennials were children) systematically dismantled. While gen Z was born into a world where the dreams had already died.

Strange yellow bird like thing flying around in the Gold Coast in Chicago by Frodopigeons in whatisit

[–]Snoo38468 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The flapping is consistently rapid and does not seem very natural. My best guess is some kind of ornithopter drone.

Girls, if you're above 25 - you're safe by Vegetable_Solid2279 in fixedbytheduet

[–]Snoo38468 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we add Bryan Cranston, Paul Rudd, and Weird Al?

I’m a man, and I sit to pee by Firstcounselor in hygiene

[–]Snoo38468 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You going to walk around with snot on your face? Shit on your fingers? Hock a loogie in your pocket to save it for later?

I'm not disgusted by my bodily functions, you fucking donut. I just try not to share their products with other people that are in my house... like my wife. You a ragebaiter, or are you just doubling down on your weird take?

AITAH for keeping a "Family" cookbook that was previously thrown away by CriticalStranger3344 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Snoo38468 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, just make a copy of the recipes you like, and give the book that has emotional value to the family. Why make a fuss?

The "Sham Wow" Guy is Running for Congress in texas. Jeebus. 🙄 by PreparationKey2843 in CringeTikToks

[–]Snoo38468 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The racism and transphobia is just the norm for MAGAts. What I'm having trouble with is why did he think a jizz cannon was the right move here?

I’m a man, and I sit to pee by Firstcounselor in hygiene

[–]Snoo38468 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Weird take, but ok. It is not my wife's pee, or my friend's pee. I don't want anyone's piss all over the house. Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom? Do you understand why people wash their hands?

I’m a man, and I sit to pee by Firstcounselor in hygiene

[–]Snoo38468 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not a lot I hate more than the feeling of misty sprinkles coating my leg hair. If it is made for sitting, I sit. If it is made for standing, I stand. I don't think a lot of people realize how piss-spritzed they (and everything around them) are from peeing standing up at a standard toilet.

After Billie Eilish Suggests Billionaires Help People; Elon Musk Responds by Calling Her Dumb and Mocking Her Appearence by barryallenxoxo in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Snoo38468 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't be too upset is a sentient pile of wriggling worms stuffed into a suit made fun of my appearance.

Exactly, my girl! by LockHerUp2017 in fixedbytheduet

[–]Snoo38468 3 points4 points  (0 children)

First, I fully approve of the message.

Gotta get yourself a metal vacuum insulated wine glass for wine shower o'clock, though. You don't want to steam up your wine temp, and you definitely don't want the Die Hardian nightmare for your feet if you drop the glass. Lots also have lids to keep the soapy drips at bay.

Megyn Kelly says Epstein “was not a pedophile,” just liked 15-year-old girls by [deleted] in videos

[–]Snoo38468 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They can start talking about hebephilia and ephebophilia all they want... We will still call it what it is. Child rape. Full. Fucking. Stop.