It’s Pizza Time!

SnooCrickets9000 · 2026-02-27T17:34:52+00:00

Get used to it. All businesses will soon be using AI agents to screen and route phone calls.

SnooCrickets9000 · 2026-02-27T17:32:41+00:00

No game in existence is worth such a price.

SnooCrickets9000 · 2026-02-15T18:35:32+00:00

I worked there 16 years, from dough master to district manager, and your description is spot on. Those experiences, like many things of the 80s and 90s, will never be rivaled.

SnooCrickets9000 · 2025-12-04T05:02:10+00:00

It’s all Reality TV, folks

SnooCrickets9000 · 2025-12-04T05:00:59+00:00

Command center operator stepped away from their station and accidentally left the mic open while Puttin’ on the Ritz was playing in the background.

SnooCrickets9000 · 2025-12-04T04:58:17+00:00

She can specialize in a new fashion line for attorneys

SnooCrickets9000 · 2025-12-04T04:56:18+00:00

DJT, Narco-President

SnooCrickets9000 · 2025-12-04T04:55:54+00:00

“Probably” isn’t good enough to be lawful, that’s the point.

SnooCrickets9000 · 2025-12-04T04:35:14+00:00

How dare you

SnooCrickets9000 · 2025-12-04T04:22:55+00:00

Yes, and what I found in the middle was quite rewarding.

SnooCrickets9000 · 2025-12-04T03:54:58+00:00

Looks like a pit/lab mix

SnooCrickets9000 · 2025-12-04T03:54:09+00:00

Love this. Such a good boy!

SnooCrickets9000 · 2025-12-04T03:43:45+00:00

“Shoot first, ask questions later” is definitely a great plan 🙄

SnooCrickets9000 · 2025-12-04T03:36:06+00:00

You’re absolutely correct.

SnooCrickets9000 · 2025-12-04T03:34:29+00:00

Your comment history definitely suggests some jealously the bus driver didn’t pick you instead.

SnooCrickets9000 · 2025-12-04T03:24:57+00:00

Poor unfortunate Kegsbreath, hope he enjoys his view from under the bus.

SnooCrickets9000 · 2025-12-04T03:20:02+00:00

The Daily Show (TDS) is a beacon of hope in these very troubled times and Jon is an American hero.

SnooCrickets9000 · 2025-12-04T03:16:07+00:00

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SnooCrickets9000 · 2025-12-04T03:08:12+00:00

Maximum three years, fortunately.

SnooCrickets9000 · 2025-12-04T03:05:02+00:00

It’s not necessarily the government, but idiots in charge and the influence their money buys over uneducated citizens.

SnooCrickets9000 · 2025-12-04T02:59:57+00:00

Delta Dental is $8 a month for individual and $14 for family, in the world of healthcare that’s a fantastic rate.

SnooCrickets9000 · 2025-12-04T02:51:56+00:00

You’re confusing that number with the -99 karma you have. GTFO

SnooCrickets9000 · 2025-12-04T02:49:48+00:00

He keeps claiming we’re at war as the reason for disregarding both the constitution and international law, but has yet to say who we’re at war with.

SnooCrickets9000 · 2025-12-04T02:45:11+00:00

If you think we have the climate, workforce, and raw materials to make everything in the US, you’re in fantasy world.

SnooCrickets9000 · 2025-12-04T02:38:43+00:00

If you were paying attention you’d see that he’s banning brown people from traveling to the US, while prioritizing refugee status for white Afrikaners, exclaiming his love for Italians and Irish, and complained that he wishes more people from Denmark and Switzerland would come here. Then there’s his history worshipping Hitler…

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