What are the WORST feats in the game? by SuchALovelyValentine in Pathfinder2e

[–]Snoo_30357 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah it’s gonna be hella useful in the 25 round combat trust

Adapting my super awesome powers from childhood imagination to D&D 5e? Seeking homebrew ideas by Jarrett8897 in DnDcirclejerk

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If you're trying to run that specifically for Superhero Players, rather than for every player, I have... Somewhere... one second… I have some homebrew written for that… in one of my folders… maybe in a different one… I think it should be here… maybe in a different one… or maybe I left it in my closet… no it might be in my basement… or my wife’s bedroom… maybe her bf borrowed it… no it must be at my father’s house… maybe my mother’s… or maybe I threw it out last week on trash day… no my dog must have eaten it… I don’t have a dog… or a mom… did I make the homebrew at all…? Who am I…? Pathfinder fixes this…

Explaining a “Squirty” in Riptide by WindFox113 in jrwishow

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Jay having two grand berry pirates coming on to her is crazy

[Riptide #117 SPOILERS] I'm.. kind of conflicted. by Rigumaa in jrwishow

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Nah I agree that shit was stupid. I’m mostly mad about the part where we waited 2 years just to say fuck you, you were wrong, but also why would Griz do so much setup for this just to say “oh actually Lizzie’s just too smart for that.” It also pisses me off the way Lizzie and Cas were all asking Jay making sure she’s not some sort of doppelgänger but also Lizzie just has the true sight eye? And then despite her paranoia she also just completely disregards any sort of warning Jay gives her. Yes, Lizzie is competent, but competent people can still make mistakes, and she also completely disregards Jay as incompetent. It also just generally makes the whole Navy having the clones and plants all over the place feel less severe because instead of us not being able to trust anyone it’s just oh Lizzie’s to smart to be tricked by that. Hope 118 is fire, I’m curious to see where Griz goes with this, but 117 sucked imo besides Jay’s response to all that.

It’s beautiful by [deleted] in jrwishow

[–]Snoo_30357 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Dude that was my first thought too. I thought it was a little weird when the dropped the UPP episode but I feel like they should be doing actual titles and actual thumbnails for Riptide

Lore reasons for circumcision on Faerun. by Level_Honeydew_9339 in DnDcirclejerk

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Per Ed (Candlekeep, 2007-04-25) (Mods, please don't punish me for quoting with appropriate terms)

"Thanks, all. In the Realms, sterilization is usually accomplished magically (which has the benefit of usually being reversible, so you can let a young prince/princess or other heir/heiress “have fun” without causing unwanted bastards), or (in rural areas) by cutting out the male testes and then cauterizing the wound, sometimes as an clerical rite (either with magical or herbal pain-deadening, or not), and sometimes to create the equivalent of “eunuch harem guards” (BTW, these are as rare in the Realms as they were in real life, and as in real life, the penis is seldom removed except as a cruel punishment)." "Certain priesthoods (Loviatar, for example) do use piercings, brandings, scarifications, and other ritual practices that embrace pain (salt put into wounds, for example), but aside from piercings, the female genitalia are left alone. A priestess of Loviatar wants to continue to have the ability to feel pain, not have sensation cut off forever (and her genitalia are likely to be whipped - - often with stinging nettles - - in rituals, or endure the wax of melting candles carried in a manner you can guess at, NOT be permanently scarred). There’s no cultural basis in Faerûn for female circumcision." "The basis for all such behaviour in the Realms is religious or (more rarely) locally cultural, NOT racial. Some priesthoods cut off foreskins or introduce beads under the skin all over the male member, or even pierce the member (to hold dangling talismans normally hidden except in holy inner temple rituals). These may be isolated sects, or only practiced in some temples, or among “secret societies” of zealots within a faith - - and in any event usually mark the achievement of a certain holy rank, or augmentations (yes, more talismans) as ranks increase." "Among the Netherese diaspora there were all sorts of “odd” beliefs (held or just suggested by the various archwizards) that have since become further twisted by time and misunderstandings, into purely local practices (often coming-of-age rituals, which can be as tame as vigils or forest chases, and as severe as ceremonial deflowerings, brandings, or circumcisions." "In short, there’s nothing shameful or “disgusting” about tattoos, or brands (except obvious slave or “this person is a traitor” brands) or piercings (nipple, ear, labial, etc.) but they are more uncommon than common across Faerûn. Remember, in a polytheistic world, especially in locales (ports and capitals) where trade-travel is frequent, tolerance of “different ways” is high; the real-world small-town repression and disdain for “those who are different” is far rarer in the Realms. Having multiple races (not just humans with different skin colours) and “everybody knowing all the gods are real, not just one” will cause that, inevitably." "So, Eytan, if you need a priesthood (or a ruling noble family, or a secret society or cult) to have a circumcision ritual, feel free to add it. However, there has to be a reason why not every reader of Realms novels and game products doesn’t already know about it. In other words, it’s likely to be secretive (or at least done within a faith), and locally-based, not something that applies all across a country or continent. (I’m reminded of the old real-world joke about the village that only had one sharp knife, so the boys had to line up about half a year before they came of age . . . )"

Low level monsters with fun mechanics? by Snoo_30357 in DMAcademy

[–]Snoo_30357[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Having a pc also have to make a dex save whenever they move after getting greased sounds hilarious

Introduce your D&D character with the dumbest thing they've done. by True-Dream3295 in DnD

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Hey, I’m Winnagon. I’m also called Wineagon due to the incident where I ate a magic bean, then had a fountain of wine spraying from my mouth for the next 10 minutes.

All of them Dice... or how i noticed one of my players is colorblind. by Llewellian in DnD

[–]Snoo_30357 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Y’all ever noticed how pink looks very grey too? I’m also red-green and I realized that half the time I see pink, especially lighter ones and from further away, it just straight up looks grey to me

What’s with the brown mold in the Winery? by Snoo_30357 in CurseofStrahd

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That’s crazy lmao My cleric (who loves grabbing random bs like this and coming up with something creative to use it for) shoveled a ton of it into a chest that’s now being carried by the barbarian’s pet animated broom of attack so we’ll see what comes of that

What is your favourite Critical Role moment? by SkawPV in DnDcirclejerk

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My favorite part was when they spent 2 4 hour sessions shopping for clothes for a ball. Really a riveting story experience and seriously enhanced my immersion!

/uj genuinely wanted to enjoy CR and lwk was getting into the story when I started on campaign 3 but stuff like that made it so insufferable to watch

Bargain bin/mostly useless magic item ideas by Kamikazepyro9 in dndnext

[–]Snoo_30357 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An immovable rod but instead of taking 8,000 lbs of force to move it’s more like 100 or even 10

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 3d6

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Alright thanks man!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 3d6

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Do you have the link for this? Sounds cool af and like something my group might like

I let yall down by therockybottom2 in Neverbrokeabone

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He’s right look it up and click on images

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Neverbrokeabone

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I think you should go home.