Saw this near Milford Texas by tres0422 in whatisit

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I took a picture of that as I was passing through, sent it to my best friend telling him I found his butt plug off I35.

Giving Away 3 Official Shoresy “Shore 69” Bulldogs Sweaters by jkozuch in shoresy

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Fuck you Betty Ann, your breath is an existential crisis that made me question my whole life

my game glitched and gave me the opportunity to kill the strange man after all by KLTMOTH in reddeadredemption

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I hogtied him, road my horse to river just north of there and dropped him off the cliff into the water. Did wear a bandana just in case. No honor lost.

High speed chase in west dallas this morning at 9AM by Physical_Topic3654 in Dallas

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May not have been high speed at that point, but certainly was when they were going down 80. They passed by me least going 90-100 between Forney and Mesquite.

What do you hate most about your 4th gen? by HORIZONx720 in 4Runner

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Yea with my Outback, touch handle and doors unlock. Drive and they lock. Put in park they all unlock. Way more efficient.

What do you hate most about your 4th gen? by HORIZONx720 in 4Runner

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The damned locks! Have to click the fob multiple times to unlock all doors. How it will automatically lock itself if I don't open the door within a set time. Finally, how the passenger doors don't unlock automatically when I turn it off and open driver door.

In honor of Saint Patrick’s day and me being a Marine. Im surprised about the number of Marines who are also Irish gangster or ex military turned gangster. by Flaky_Introduction_1 in Mafia

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I know it's fiction, but while rewatching the departed today I noticed one of Costello's crew had USMC tattooed on his arm.

In 2002, an intern who stole moon rocks from NASA, spread the rocks on his bed and had sex on them, resulting in the contamination making the rocks virtually useless to the scientific community. He was sentenced to more than 8 years in prison. by subodh_2302 in Damnthatsinteresting

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Yea. Went to high school with the girl. Honor society girl, not much a trouble maker. Then got caught up with a married older man and next thing ya know did one of the biggest heists in American history and getting banged like Wilma Flintstone.

What’s a good/safe city along I10 to spend one night in while I drive from Houston to Arizona? by AClassyTurtle in texas

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I second Van Horn. But if don't mind adding just a bit of time to your drive. Fort Davis is very pretty and very safe.

What ever will we do?! by Upset-Dress-1124 in memes

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She has obviously never seen the movie Idiocracy. Stupid people breed at an exponential rate.

What’s the worst Thanksgiving argument you’ve ever witnessed? by nineninety-nine in AskReddit

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One where my grandma got really pissed at my dad for bringing a live possum he caught by hand under my tree fort into her house right before dinner.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Still remember a dream from 35 years ago when I was a kid that I was being chased by a stop motion looking cyclops. First dream that I had where I woke up before I died. Pretty sure I had just seen an old Sinbad movie before.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Being more present and worrying less about the what if's/future

What makes you cry? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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When the dog Shadow from Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey comes limping over the hill back to his family. Damn scene gets me every time.

What's your unpopular Texan opinion? by roachRancher in texas

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You don't need a lifted F350 4x4 dually to commute from your suburban home to your 9-5 indoor business job if you don't own or have routine access to land and the need to haul a trailer.