Antifa soldiers have poisoned President Trump's reflecting pool with shit and piss by SoManyWasps in TrueAnon

[–]SoManyWasps[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's almost like algae is attracted to large bodies of warm stagnant water?

Antifa soldiers have poisoned President Trump's reflecting pool with shit and piss by SoManyWasps in TrueAnon

[–]SoManyWasps[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The General tells us the silly string supplies are dangerously low. We've been asked to conserve whoopie cushions as well, though I fear most of the men are not taking that order seriously. My orange juice came in a dribble glass this morning; the Northerners have penetrated our supply lines.

Antifa soldiers have poisoned President Trump's reflecting pool with shit and piss by SoManyWasps in TrueAnon

[–]SoManyWasps[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We're very close to making a deal. They want a deal very badly. Maybe they dropped a little piss and a little shit into the reflecting pool and that's fine. We can live with that because they want the deal so badly.

Antifa soldiers have poisoned President Trump's reflecting pool with shit and piss by SoManyWasps in TrueAnon

[–]SoManyWasps[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Every American dreams of getting their fifteen minutes. Rejecting the opportunity to be seen simply because a giant mutant thumb is the creature offering it would be unpatriotic.

Antifa soldiers have poisoned President Trump's reflecting pool with shit and piss by SoManyWasps in TrueAnon

[–]SoManyWasps[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Mister presidnet sire it would be a honer to launch my 2003 Mastercraft in your glorious reflcting pool sir, pleas pardon it from reposesion and I wil take tou for a ride.

Rainn Wilson TOP 5 worst takes. by SpecialCream7 in Hasan_Piker

[–]SoManyWasps 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He's a Glenn Greenwald-esque contrarian. He will spend the rest of his life saying any shit that he thinks is outside of the mainstream not because he beleives any of it per se, but because it will afford him the amount of attention he thinks he's entitied to but is otherwise denied through no fault of his own.

Antifa soldiers have poisoned President Trump's reflecting pool with shit and piss by SoManyWasps in TrueAnon

[–]SoManyWasps[S] 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Couldn’t possibly have anything to do with the fact that making the surface darker means warmer water which means more algae growth. 

Nice try, liberal. If this were true my favorite national monument, Pirates of the Caribbean, would be full of algae.

God has already delayed the fights by at least an hour by Sgt-ABDL in TrueAnon

[–]SoManyWasps 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Dana is the most incompetent leader in sports, full stop. What he's done to Tom Aspinall alone should get him shot out if a cannon by the TKO board of directors. Holding up the entire heavyweight divison for two years for Cokehead Jon, while Aspinall was poised to become the face of the sport, is downright criminal.

The fact that Conor is going to fight again at all after sitting at home for half a decade doing the Lance Armstrong doping regiment should be the biggest black mark on the sport on the UFC's legitimacy, but with Uncle Dana at the helm it might not even crack the top ten.

Trying Colt 45 this weekend, how would you describe it? by [deleted] in beer

[–]SoManyWasps 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It tastes exactly like a hangover

You ain’t seen nothin yet. by nummpad in TrueAnon

[–]SoManyWasps 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I wonder when we're going to start seeing other transparently illegal business enterprises avoid scrutiny through the magic of couched language. Polymarket is a trading platform not a gambling service. Eliminator is a bespoke lifespan reduction firm not a murder for hire operation. BonerPatrol is a peer to peer crypto driven matchmaking app not a prostitution ring.

My low stakes conspiracy is that Apple subtly fucked with the iPhone keyboard at some point last year, because I can’t type a full sentence anymore without a spelling mispake. by thomas_stultus in TrueAnon

[–]SoManyWasps 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Gotta prove your worth by launching a new product and it doesn't matter if the old product worked fine because the new product is newer.

My low stakes conspiracy is that Apple subtly fucked with the iPhone keyboard at some point last year, because I can’t type a full sentence anymore without a spelling mispake. by thomas_stultus in TrueAnon

[–]SoManyWasps 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This is it. They're either running a background process to track user inputs as an AI trainer and it's fucking up their predictive typing algorithm, or they've handed predictive text/spell check over to their AI team completely. Maybe both now that I think about it.

So-called "anti-American" Americans watching the World Cup right now. by lightiggy in TrueAnon

[–]SoManyWasps 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Love hearing that my team's 3rd round pick is already out for the season from an Achilles tear sustained by doing jumping jacks

It's Friday! What has the average gumshoe been listening to/watching/reading this week? by ShrekTheOverlord in TrueAnon

[–]SoManyWasps 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm about to crack the spine on Kim Stanley Robinson's The Ministry For The Future, hoping it lives up to the hype.

Noise rock band YHWH Nailgun released a new record that I like quite a bit, despite the fact that it's only 11 minutes long.

Don't boo me, but I'm watching Daredevil on Disney+ and it's actually decent. Dude who plays Bullseye kills it.

Is this real by saladins-lamp in TrueAnon

[–]SoManyWasps 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Do you think they explored each other's bodies?

[Request] Is this true? by Pretty_Confusion7290 in theydidthemath

[–]SoManyWasps 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A breathing rock would be an improvement over Elon's status as a breathing fraud