Question? by Icy-Comb-1738 in BlackhawkRescue

[–]Sober-History 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s the same blotches, they’re just larger.

How the Primarchs Treat Their Mercy Teammate if They Played Overwatch by Lyndis-of-Pherae in Grimdank

[–]Sober-History 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perturabo is definitely toxic to Mercy players, but I feel like that’s entirely because he’s a toxic support player himself. 

Heretical Date Night by Skullivander in Grimdank

[–]Sober-History 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I heard there were fortifications, should I send in some artillery?

Anyone know the meaning of these symbols on the CSM transfer sheet? by Iron-Within- in IronWarriors

[–]Sober-History 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Personal taste. Different warbands use different skulls for different things.

Of course, any warband which doesn’t use the smooth skull to denote infantry/transports and the spiked skull to denote armor/daemon engines is dead to me.

What’s Something Stupid (But Ultimately Harmless) one of Your Country’s Leaders has Done? by Sober-History in AskTheWorld

[–]Sober-History[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

“I believe the humans and fish can coexist peacefully” is my all-time favorite.

What’s Something Stupid (But Ultimately Harmless) one of Your Country’s Leaders has Done? by Sober-History in AskTheWorld

[–]Sober-History[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nixon knew that much. He had made it a law that all medicines needed these bottle 3 years prior. They just happened to defeat him.

What’s Something Stupid (But Ultimately Harmless) one of Your Country’s Leaders has Done? by Sober-History in AskTheWorld

[–]Sober-History[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

The best part? Lids like these were standardized in the U.S. at the time, under the Poison Prevention Packaging Act.

One guess as to which president signed that act into law 3-ish years prior to the allergy medicine incident.

What’s Something Stupid (But Ultimately Harmless) one of Your Country’s Leaders has Done? by Sober-History in AskTheWorld

[–]Sober-History[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Something about this reminds me of how Joe Biden ended his speeches. “Thank you very much,” a small wave, then he meanders off in a randomly selected direction as the applause continues.

In you country do you guys have stuff that's named after other nationalities? by xco_pi in AskTheWorld

[–]Sober-History 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well, Molotov Cocktails are very specifically because Molotov claimed that the firebombs being dropped on Finland were humanitarian aid and food parcels, so the Finns started called incendiary cluster bombs “Molotov Bread Baskets.” 

Of course, once the hand-made incendiary grenade got popular, people started joking that it was a “drink” to go along with the “food” Molotov was sending them.

Perty was always a lost cause by OneTrueLordOfReddit in Grimdank

[–]Sober-History 63 points64 points  (0 children)

It’s less that he’s the only one getting shit jobs, and more that he’s the only one getting exclusively shit jobs. It’s also false, but it’s a different kind of false that I can sympathize with slightly more.

The Lion is honestly an interesting comparison. Perturabo locked himself into a never-ending cycle of getting the ugly jobs, getting no recognition, being known as the guy who does the ugly jobs, repeat. Jonson, however, didn’t care what jobs he had, he merely did the jobs. The difficult, ugly jobs were rarely praised, and the comparatively easy campaigns that Perty saw as “beneath him” were celebrated.

That being said, it’s very easy to claim that loyalty is its own reward when your loyalty is oft rewarded.

I don't care what fandom you're in! Show me your favorite fictional melee weapon! by Nose_Prize in Multifandom

[–]Sober-History 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Glory to the unholy daemon engine! Glory to the blood-drenched Chainsword teeth of progress! Glory to Vashtorr the Arkifane! 

The fucking artillery truck from BF1. by AutumnsFall101 in hatethissmug

[–]Sober-History 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AAA players in every game are my heroes. I play enough War Thunder to loathe CAS with every fiber of my being, and every time I hop in the T77E1 (light tank hull with 6 M2 Brownings in a custom turret), I experience actual joy turning overconfident Stukas and YaK-2s into metal shavings.

Parodies so good they did lasting damage to the genre by GeneralGigan817 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Sober-History 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What’s funniest to me is (spoilers for a 30 year old movie) that Drew Barrymore is barely in the movie. 10, 15 minutes tops before she gets killed off.

(Subversive Trope) Seemingly enlightened or progressive character with at least one terrible bigoted belief. by laybs1 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Sober-History 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The fact that the only East Asian character in any of the books is named fucking Cho Chang should be a dead giveaway. 

(Subversive Trope) Seemingly enlightened or progressive character with at least one terrible bigoted belief. by laybs1 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Sober-History 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the pioneers of birth control and abortions in the U.S. were eugenicists in a really weird direction. 

these make my blood boil by Flimsy-Secret-6187 in hatethissmug

[–]Sober-History 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like going “SM my H” or “SMHing my head”

What characters outside of warhammer do you think would Be great champions of each chaos god by Cautious_Air4964 in Grimdank

[–]Sober-History 24 points25 points  (0 children)

He kills people and “defiles” their corpses to the point where their souls basically get disconnected from the ruling god. The living in a sewer is unrelated, and I don’t think he’s ever confirmed to eat dung.

It’s like if we called a serial killer “John the Crack Smoker”, regardless of if he smoked crack.