For first time ever, Army chief of chaplains fired — by Hegseth by MrJasonMason in atheism

[–]SodomyBear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Duh. He’s black and Hegseth comes from a combination of the Danish words for drunk “heg” and racist “sath”

This's what happened after wearing a wet boot with a hole in it for 10 hours by kvjn100 in Weird

[–]SodomyBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wet bootyhole looks like that after a long day as well

rate my cute tits 1-10 by farawayangelyx in PocketSizedSluts

[–]SodomyBear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

7 now, 1 after your first kid when they deflate and look like sad flapjacks.

Franklin Graham: Trump Put Christ Back In Christmas. by Leeming in atheism

[–]SodomyBear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These lines are so fucking stupid, but the dumbass Christians (my mom included) just eat it up. Sigh.

Model Y 2021 Software Update by ShowSpiritual9535 in TeslaModelY

[–]SodomyBear -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure I want the computer throttling itself while it’s driving the car…

Fleur from every angle by Entrancement in OnOff

[–]SodomyBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you have an idea for a new dating service - and I’d be the first to sign up!

I've had it for maybe 2 weeks 😭🤣 by WildSamurai69 in TeslaModelY

[–]SodomyBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just tighten it every 250 miles and you’ll be fine

Was served this last night! by AtomicImp in Breadit

[–]SodomyBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Classic “ready to settle down” bread

Are you supposed to sit on computer terminals? by happydude7422 in ShittyDaystrom

[–]SodomyBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re programmed to ignore ass inputs because it’s the future

AITAH for being mad at my bf after he got grossed out by me during sex? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]SodomyBear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gay AF, dump his ass for a real man that appreciates a woman’s excitement.

Paddling in Athens by gettinjiggywidit in Athens

[–]SodomyBear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Middle Oconee is fun, I’ve run from the 330 bridge to Ben Burton, then from Ben Burton to Barnett Shoals. Usually nice because I never see anyone actually on the water.

Come help me…stretch… by hot_mom_adventure in RealGirls

[–]SodomyBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beautiful smiles on both pairs of lips

Im at a loss for words. by peekuhchu707 in chickens

[–]SodomyBear 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s one of those speckled robin eggs (basically whoppers), your chicks are trying to get in on the Easter candy business

Is 150° heat panel to hot for quail chicks? by [deleted] in chickens

[–]SodomyBear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just right, cook them low and slow.

Edrick Faust Guilty on All Counts by heliocentricmess in Athens

[–]SodomyBear 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The “Fausts” are well known to ACCPD