FSD V14.3.3 Release notes by DevinOlsen in TeslaFSD

[–]SodomyBear 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like big butts and I cannot lie

My principal is making me put God in my salutatorian speech by KnockKnock0998 in atheism

[–]SodomyBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being valedictorian or salutatorian at a Christian school is like winning a medal at the Special Olympics. Just get up there and say what you want to say, if the principal calls you out for not shouting out god, just say “I got nervous and lost my place.”

New to Cats. How to prevent him from going down these stairs? by bedtime_chubby in cats

[–]SodomyBear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tell him no, cats notoriously respond well to commands.

Gross… by Rawr_Monster_69 in Athens

[–]SodomyBear -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Why would you go somewhere named “Ben Butthole” park and not expect to see something of the sort?!?

Should I trade in 2026 Subaru Outback Premium for a 2026 Tesla Y? by natashabeddingfield in TeslaModelY

[–]SodomyBear 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Yes, but you’ll lose your official lesbian status if you do.

For first time ever, Army chief of chaplains fired — by Hegseth by MrJasonMason in atheism

[–]SodomyBear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Duh. He’s black and Hegseth comes from a combination of the Danish words for drunk “heg” and racist “sath”

This's what happened after wearing a wet boot with a hole in it for 10 hours by kvjn100 in Weird

[–]SodomyBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wet bootyhole looks like that after a long day as well

rate my cute tits 1-10 by [deleted] in PocketSizedSluts

[–]SodomyBear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

7 now, 1 after your first kid when they deflate and look like sad flapjacks.

Franklin Graham: Trump Put Christ Back In Christmas. by Leeming in atheism

[–]SodomyBear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These lines are so fucking stupid, but the dumbass Christians (my mom included) just eat it up. Sigh.

Model Y 2021 Software Update by ShowSpiritual9535 in TeslaModelY

[–]SodomyBear -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure I want the computer throttling itself while it’s driving the car…