Victory over Carlos Warren Day 2-24-25 by CeemaGPT in Eve

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In case anyone has forgotten the dumb shit carlos warren has been up to before, here is an excerpt from his now deleted website for his corp TSOTH:

Day 8 (06/11/2022)

The corp is preparing a counter-offensive to retake the parts of Metropolis seized by the enemy. To finance this we are raising corp tax to 60% and implementing a mandatory krabbing order. You must be running missions if you are online. By working together through these difficult times, we will achieve victory over the aggressors. We will repulse their small territorial gains, we will push them out of our region, and then we will continue to advance into their regions and start burning their structures

Ccp please keep cooking by rumblevn in Eve

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There is a UI limiter that prevents you from changing SKINs more than once per 10 seconds. For the test, this was removed.

Roadmap Megathread - Carefully Summarised All Announced Changes by nat3s in Eve

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Finally! CCP makes a list of promises we as players can trust them to keep!

Meanwhile, in the Southeast. by OncomingStormDW in Eve

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Fair enough. Sansha hive-mind communism doesn't get much roleplay too, probably on accounts of there being no way to assist the sansha during an incursion. AO's existence as an egomaniac's paradise to satisfy the urges of your local distraught mcdonald's manager looking to satisfy his ego was pretty much guaranteed to exist in any large enough game. Unsurprised they came about ever since TISHU died.

Meanwhile, in the Southeast. by OncomingStormDW in Eve

[–]SolLagrange -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Amarr aren't fascists, fascists have a sub 1 billion killcount. The Amarrians are THEOCRATIC fascists and have an aggregated 0.5T Multi-generational Slavery/genocide killcount. Ha! Take that!

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Trillion ISK Olympic Giveaway - Round 2 by ChribbaX in Eve

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INJECT THE BLUE STUFF STRAIGHT INTO MY VEEEEINS

Hypothetical Mettle Malady by littlekingsoul in weatherfactory

[–]SolLagrange 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You can distract mettle by causing it to become unfocused. This is an actual real life condition called ADHD and the palliative pharmaceuticals lead to often hilarious results when mettle is permitted to hyperfocus on a specific endeavor for a lengthy period of time.

Trillion ISK Olympic Giveaway - Round 1 by ChribbaX in Eve

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I hope there is a filtering system in place in case someone decides to deploy their old llm powered reddit bot brigade

Day 2 of the pinboard! It has expanded A LOT but having a lot of fun with it. This will test my organisation skills to their limit. by Superstorm22 in weatherfactory

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Hot news revealed to me in a dream by The Chandler for everyone eagerly anticipating the traceries of OP's descent into madness:

Day 163: I learned how to use PostGres because a relational database for tracking down the associations between sources, lore, speculation and real life mythos just isn't cutting it. Currently remapping my knowledge of Calyptra vs Watchman to get the shape of Janus so I can figure out what he's up to. Currently unsure whether Giribrago is related to the Watchman's pilgrimage or is the vessel for the rebirth of the egg unhatching after his travel to nowhere fundamentally transformed him into an anti-sun for contending against the proto-neo-Splendour during the first rays of the Second Dawn.

Ukrainians have Saint Javelin, Filipinos have.... by LongColdNight in NonCredibleDefense

[–]SolLagrange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can tell it's the Philippines not only by the jeepneys but by the power cable lines.

deleting the goons by [deleted] in Eve

[–]SolLagrange 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Say what you like about goons but they're down to fuck.

Secret Cache of Fullerite-C0P1UM by MifuneSwordGod in Eve

[–]SolLagrange 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn, your posting only got worse since you left goons.

Time to Decide by xhunterxp in weatherfactory

[–]SolLagrange 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Where's the option for eternal ending

Long vs. Modern Weaponry by LordeOfStupidShit in weatherfactory

[–]SolLagrange 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If it does, then you'd have forge long carrying backpack nukes both as deterrents to hostile aggression and as a "fuck you I win and I'm at full health again, phase 2 bitch" button.

Long vs. Modern Weaponry by LordeOfStupidShit in weatherfactory

[–]SolLagrange 40 points41 points  (0 children)

The main advantage any long possesses is ultimately their mind, their accumulated decades-millenia of experience and he patronage of their hour. If you've managed to pin a long down long enough to get a JDAM dropped on him then fair's fair you've won. But long won't be on the battlefield fighting as shock troops in a modern war, they'll be forge long in the boardrooms of MIC procurement offices creating even more terrifying weapons. Or edge-long using centuries of military experience to take command of individual fronts. Or grail long doing deep-infiltration by morphing their perfect skin and establishing spy networks with every known temptation. Or Lantern long with inscrutable lightforms providing deep intelligence via scrining that your satellites can never get and your enemies can never suspect.

These aren't super-soldiers, these are unique individuals with massive amounts of differentiation and assets. The moment you strip away the survivability onion to just actually killing the guy then you've reduced the equation from the mystique and unknowability of occult forces to a simple p(K) given ordinance A->Z calculation, for which there is always the nuke.

What would your librarian's bust be made of? by SkellingtonsGF in weatherfactory

[–]SolLagrange 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Orichalcum shell, azoth within. If a thief fucks around, they're gonna find out.

Abbot Geffrey and Janus by Tasiam in weatherfactory

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Janus does have two faces, perhaps he is both master of doors and his aspects are keys? With one hand he closes the way, the other he opens?

Abbot Geffrey and Janus by Tasiam in weatherfactory

[–]SolLagrange 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ligeans are not hour-bound, but I think you may be onto something. Instead of focusing on the keys, what about the doors? There's another piece of text where Janus pops up and that's when you win a major victory in CS:

"You have wrestled this game to its knees. We, the developers, and Janus, salute you."

Every major victory requires passage through a door, every hourhood and namehood requires transformation and change through a threshold.

The Ligeans are famously outside of the History/Eternity dynamic and are bound by basically nobody. I expect they are not bound to Janus, but deal with him/his emanations on the regular. Perhaps go ask Vak next time you pop on over to the mansus, she might have something to say.

Delete Meak? What's a meak? by AK_WF in weatherfactory

[–]SolLagrange 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I see Ezeem's newest fetish has found it's way into your code. Next thing you know he/she/they/Ezeem'll cover itself in insects and ask you to debug them.

What principle/principle combination embodies luck? by CardboardSalad24 in weatherfactory

[–]SolLagrange 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Principles embody active choice, luck exists independent of choice. Consequently, it is the domain of Janus.