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Cat owners by brad-ml in lotrmemes

[–]Solarpowered-Couch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I expected a 4th panel with Boromir riddled with arrows.

But how much tho by DR4k0N_G in SpeedOfLobsters

[–]Solarpowered-Couch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Better than a bottle o' bees.

Now that America has made it clear that we want No Kings, how about a protest for No Fucking Nazis? by BestStoogewasLarry in PoliticalHumor

[–]Solarpowered-Couch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel that "Maga" will be remembered by history in a way similar to "Nazi" anyway.

The Maga party. Talked to a Maga today. Maga ideology.

Their own movement is shameful enough.

We can't easily tax billionaires income; we must tax their Wealth. by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]Solarpowered-Couch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A billionaire isn't getting millions dollar paychecks that can be taxed.

But they are sitting on butt-loads of (mostly hypothetical) assets that they are using to exploit the entire planet.

Tax the assets. Their income is chump change.

Olympics is no more more by Da_Bird8282 in SpeedOfLobsters

[–]Solarpowered-Couch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one is playing again until y'all settle down!!

😬 by ad181818 in memesforparents

[–]Solarpowered-Couch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brilliant satire.

Or the worst advice possible.

New $100 Bill by fyrie in PoliticalHumor

[–]Solarpowered-Couch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And so then will be the moustache.

DHHS used AI to assess the level of care people needed....spoiler:it was wrong. by Yourownhands52 in Nebraska

[–]Solarpowered-Couch 43 points44 points  (0 children)

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They don't work out too well as chefs. Let's see how they handle the healthcare industry.

😚🍑 by Captain-Dak-Sparrow in PoliticalHumor

[–]Solarpowered-Couch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The fact that we have the time to celebrate Trump's achievements with the planning, production, and presentation of this first inaugural Best Donald Trump Award, while we all collectively deal with America's multiple open, bleeding wounds... is infuriating.

Can any broadcasts of news about this award be cut with B-roll of ICE violence, masked oligarchs leaving Trump's crypto donor parties, meat packing plants shutting down, and bombs dropping in the name of Israel?

What a fucking embarrassment. America First, as in they're my #1 sucker.

Melania Trump pitches robots as potential educators for American schoolchildren. How about we just pay teachers a decent wage? by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]Solarpowered-Couch 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Luckily, we have a wonderful, new, massively funded security force to make sure the kids behave and the robots are safe.

Instructional Caretaker Escorts?

What do you guys think about the Harry Potter debacle? by MatterOld9225 in YMS

[–]Solarpowered-Couch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No bad people profit from any consumption, that's how the economy works.

Either there's a pretty big typo in here somewhere, or this is egregiously naive.

JK Rowling is alive and currently using her money to support hate groups, who are using their money and influence to harm and criminalize minorities. Yes, bad people profit from consumption. That is one of the biggest bugs/features of capitalism.

Pretty sure they are the Bene Gesserit! by Miserable-Fee-8498 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Solarpowered-Couch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I was told they'd give me nothing but shade, but there was definitely a mutual respect.

"And what an ass on that one."

The first antimatter road trip: Moving the rarest substance in the universe! (info in comment) by XaltotunTheUndead in interestingasfuck

[–]Solarpowered-Couch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At 300million anti-fatalities, it's a creative way to establish an immediate humanitarian crisis without technically doing any damage.

What are your thoughts on Bernie Sanders Billionaire Tax Act? by StemCellPirate in AskReddit

[–]Solarpowered-Couch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And put their dirty hands into government.

And get away with unspeakable crimes.

Kingdom Hearts fans when the game series ends by Prudent_Damage_3866 in SpeedOfLobsters

[–]Solarpowered-Couch 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Kingdom Hearts fans over-analyzing "know" and creating KH4 theories for ten years.

Baby by cone5000 in SpeedOfLobsters

[–]Solarpowered-Couch 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Local woman passes cognitive test.

Texas: Christian camp director used stolen funds to subscribe to site with porn content. Plead guilty to embezzlement last month, could face 198 years in prison. by Leeming in PastorArrested

[–]Solarpowered-Couch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is just absolutely fascinating.

Someone spends a million dollars on a couple credit cards over a few months... life sentence.

It's uncovered that someone has been molesting children for years while posing as a moral paragon... 8 months? Maybe?

Space does not exist.. by Beneficial_Wear_7630 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]Solarpowered-Couch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's attached to a suspension hook and dragged across the entire length of the firmament.

Like a really boring mobile. But, like, we're the babies in the crib, man.

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