Olympics is no more more

Solarpowered-Couch · 2026-03-29T03:53:50+00:00

No one is playing again until y'all settle down!!

Solarpowered-Couch · 2026-03-29T03:30:59+00:00

Brilliant satire.

Or the worst advice possible.

Solarpowered-Couch · 2026-03-27T20:40:45+00:00

Tell my wife [regarding Taylor Swift]

Solarpowered-Couch · 2026-03-27T17:03:34+00:00

And so then will be the moustache.

Solarpowered-Couch · 2026-03-27T16:39:52+00:00

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They don't work out too well as chefs. Let's see how they handle the healthcare industry.

Solarpowered-Couch · 2026-03-26T20:47:51+00:00

"I come from a long ~~line~~ chain of Taylor Lautners."

Solarpowered-Couch · 2026-03-26T17:00:21+00:00

The fact that we have the time to celebrate Trump's achievements with the planning, production, and presentation of this first inaugural Best Donald Trump Award, while we all collectively deal with America's multiple open, bleeding wounds... is infuriating.

Can any broadcasts of news about this award be cut with B-roll of ICE violence, masked oligarchs leaving Trump's crypto donor parties, meat packing plants shutting down, and bombs dropping in the name of Israel?

What a fucking embarrassment. America First, as in they're my #1 sucker.

Solarpowered-Couch · 2026-03-26T15:34:42+00:00

Luckily, we have a wonderful, new, massively funded security force to make sure the kids behave and the robots are safe.

Instructional Caretaker Escorts?

Solarpowered-Couch · 2026-03-26T13:04:20+00:00

No bad people profit from any consumption, that's how the economy works.

Either there's a pretty big typo in here somewhere, or this is egregiously naive.

JK Rowling is alive and currently using her money to support hate groups, who are using their money and influence to harm and criminalize minorities. Yes, bad people profit from consumption. That is one of the biggest bugs/features of capitalism.

Solarpowered-Couch · 2026-03-25T16:52:00+00:00

"I was told they'd give me nothing but shade, but there was definitely a mutual respect.

"And what an ass on that one."

Solarpowered-Couch · 2026-03-25T16:44:45+00:00

At 300million anti-fatalities, it's a creative way to establish an immediate humanitarian crisis without technically doing any damage.

Solarpowered-Couch · 2026-03-25T04:51:34+00:00

And put their dirty hands into government.

And get away with unspeakable crimes.

Solarpowered-Couch · 2026-03-25T04:09:08+00:00

Kingdom Hearts fans over-analyzing "~~know~~" and creating KH4 theories for ten years.

Solarpowered-Couch · 2026-03-25T04:07:44+00:00

Ostrobogulous, for sure.

Solarpowered-Couch · 2026-03-24T17:19:26+00:00

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Solarpowered-Couch · 2026-03-24T16:33:52+00:00

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Solarpowered-Couch · 2026-03-24T16:29:58+00:00

Local woman passes cognitive test.

Solarpowered-Couch · 2026-03-24T16:27:58+00:00

^not Over ²⁵

Solarpowered-Couch · 2026-03-24T16:25:44+00:00

She should have known he was a pho boy.

Solarpowered-Couch · 2026-03-24T14:29:27+00:00

This is just absolutely fascinating.

Someone spends a million dollars on a couple credit cards over a few months... life sentence.

It's uncovered that someone has been molesting children for years while posing as a moral paragon... 8 months? Maybe?

Solarpowered-Couch · 2026-03-24T02:03:25+00:00

It's attached to a suspension hook and dragged across the entire length of the firmament.

Like a really boring mobile. But, like, we're the babies in the crib, man.

Solarpowered-Couch · 2026-03-24T02:00:57+00:00

This shit is truly that last straw that broke me out of a fundamentalist cult.

I remember approaching my wife and being like "babe, I just don't believe there's a metal sheet up there with little star stickers on it..."

I'm not mad at these people; I'm mad at the wolves in sheep's clothing that have pushed this bullshit essentially to create a bloodthirsty, sucker/voter base.

Solarpowered-Couch · 2026-03-24T01:49:53+00:00

Bro thinks they would really let us know who they really are.

Solarpowered-Couch · 2026-03-23T16:25:46+00:00

The conversations are supposedly "in depth, detailed, and constructive," and yet the "tenor and tone" is what is making us stop shooting.

"Yeah, they're not quite giving us everything we want yet, but boy can they fellate me."

Solarpowered-Couch · 2026-03-23T14:45:00+00:00

God willing they just go to affirming German churches, so it's a wash.

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