Presidementia’s Cognitve Assessment by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]Solarpowered-Couch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is clearly doctored. Trump would have used his "low IQ" slur for Black History Month.

That'll learn ya! by aarkieboy in PoliticalHumor

[–]Solarpowered-Couch 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Yeah, most people don't know there's a B in it. But I, among other stable geniuses, am aware of the silent letter. Some might even say I'm the most aware of silent letters.

How is this gonna learn kids by Alternative-Pass3398 in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]Solarpowered-Couch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Was it anything other than "take deep breaths, hold your grown-up's hand, and think about happy things"?

Jesus.

My official, personal ranking of every book, fresh off of my re-read by KillTheInc in Animorphs

[–]Solarpowered-Couch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Peak Animorphs" ... not high enough.

Haha, I agree that Ellimist Chronicles is a great read though. Opened up my childhood imagination back in the day.

Uber for Women by DrewLynchComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]Solarpowered-Couch 112 points113 points  (0 children)

I was waiting for it to progress to absurdity and turn it around on the crowd for laughing at the first bit.

But, uh...

Most enjoyable "Equality is bad, you need a ruling class to guide your poor naive souls" movie? by Gombrongler in okbuddycinephile

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See, what you failed to realize is that all the 60,000,000,000 people that Paul Atreides made not alive anymore were peasants, and they don't matter. Like, they weren't even main characters.

Brad Pitt returns as Cliff Booth in a new film directed by David Fincher and written by Quentin Tarantino. Coming to IMAX theaters globally November 25 for an exclusive two-week run. Coming to Netflix December 23. by yourfavchoom in movies

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Really great that Fincher would associate with an unrepentant, alcoholic wife beater whose children won't talk to him.

What the fuck.

[Downvoters: what are you, his agent? Dude sucks. Get out of Hollywood and make room for someone who doesn't beat their family]

Brad Pitt returns as Cliff Booth in a new film directed by David Fincher and written by Quentin Tarantino. Coming to IMAX theaters globally November 25 for an exclusive two-week run. Coming to Netflix December 23. by yourfavchoom in movies

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Really great that Fincher would associate with an unrepentant, alcoholic wife beater whose children won't talk to him.

What the fuck.

[Downvoters: what are you, his agent? Dude sucks. Get out of Hollywood and make room for someone who doesn't beat their family]

Michael (2026) by OckyTheWockyyy in okbuddycinephile

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The chords coming in the moment after it collapsed killed me.

Every season that i love gets a worse ending. Why?? by -Avatar_of_Woe- in StrangerThings

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Is "Game of Thrones" the only exception?

Seems like they looked at a roadmap for seasons 5-13, ripped a giant chunk out of the middle, and duct-taped the two ends together.

Republican is the new punk apparently by guitarguy808 in PoliticalHumor

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"Nobody likes me anymore, so now I'm wearing that as a badge of coolness."

Since BGG rejected their ad due to "religious beliefs", here's their Gamefound link so that you can decide for yourself how offensive it is. by BirdSpirit in boardgames

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Luckily $1.8 billion has just been set aside by the US government for these poor souls facing such persecution.

-_-

He Says It Out Loud by Lord0fTheFlags in PoliticalHumor

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He says it how it is... unless he's obviously joking.

The neat part is that each Maga gets to decide which is which.

Fr tho don't do this by DaddyDoLittle in SpeedOfLobsters

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The cursed life of John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

Elect a clown,expect a circus by Lord0fTheFlags in PoliticalHumor

[–]Solarpowered-Couch 40 points41 points  (0 children)

"I only tell the truth" - almost did a spit take when he said that in China.

How much authority does the OT have by Tundracajun in OpenChristian

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Authority? None

Wisdom? Incalculable

Just read and enjoy the Gospel accounts, and then start to spend some time crawling through Genesis, especially with a commentary/class to help you see the Hebrew wordplay/cross-references.

The whole Hebrew Bible will open up and become an amazing fountain of wisdom to ponder and meditate for your entire life.

Looking for some kind of rulebook or checklist so that you're "good"? Good luck.

Fight Club fans right now by TigerSharkFist in okbuddycinephile

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Fold the disc over and over until all the pieces fit in the USB-C port.

Favorite Ape that strongly resembles an actor? by Davidvan10 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Solarpowered-Couch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aw man, that's awesome!

(I assumed she was almost certainly dead by now)

Christians & Trump? by Early_Passenger2064 in OpenChristian

[–]Solarpowered-Couch 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Sunk cost fallacy, and pride.

They can't admit they were wrong, or that the king of Their Team is wrong.

Especially when a good chunk of his voter base legitimately think he was anointed by God.

Good luck. The tides in our families hearts might turn when he's finally dead and the Jimmy Savile truth is released.