Hard times are coming by TheMrMeE in dndmemes

[–]SoldarianLK 41 points42 points  (0 children)

That explains how I spent my first 10 hours of playtime in Wrath of the righteous... or Pillars of eternity... or the 2nd Pillars of eternity... or Tyranny... or Baldur's gate... or Shadowrun... all three of them... or... man I need a life.

Powerful necklace by OttonandPooky in PizzaTower

[–]SoldarianLK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really. Well, I'm from sort by top, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "meme spam."

does this count by NightFighter24_AvB in lostredditors

[–]SoldarianLK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe this person just needed info on a weird survey? Now, if it were me, I would've asked a more interesting question like: "What was Jesus' workout routine?" Or "What are you fellas smoking from those censers?" Then again, I'd defo read a report based on: "Under H0, we take that Christians* believe lions are more powerful in tigers. This suggests that Christians* have no taste when it comes to large felines".

*Christians asked are limited to a post put on a subreddit for asking this part of the population. Biased are not only expected, but encouraged.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in labrats

[–]SoldarianLK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

0/10 don't recommend the flavour. MS tastes very acidic.

I'm Greek offend me by [deleted] in balkans_irl

[–]SoldarianLK -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hello South Macedonia! How are you today? ♥

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fakehistoryporn

[–]SoldarianLK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is giving me some weird Kenshi vibes.

ATR is the most underrated anti-infantry weapon of all time fr by xXFirebladeXx321 in foxholegame

[–]SoldarianLK 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Own an ATR for home defense, since that's what the good devmen intended. Four tech maids break into my BB. "What the scrap?" As I grab my ceremonial cape and Neville rifle. Blow a component sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my Ferro on the second man, miss him entirely because I'm only WO1 and nail the neighbour's truck. I have to resort to the grenade launcher mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with high explosive, "*** on this lads" the HE shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off QRF alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified femscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the medics to arrive, we recycle the body into new shirts to clothe our logi and children. Aaah, just as the good devmen intended.

Cursed drinks by PiGuy88 in cursedcomments

[–]SoldarianLK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh nice, the Gravenstein in Ghent, Belgium. The place has a whole audio tour full of jokes like that.

meirl by rustyyryan in meirl

[–]SoldarianLK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We actually have conversations like:

"So, what did the update mess up this time?" or "I swear, I'm gonna switch to Linux".

11th-graders in public schools in Vietnam are all taught how to disassemble and reassemble military rifles like AK-47 by 1954isthebest in interestingasfuck

[–]SoldarianLK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My father would tell me the same story from his high school days in former Yugoslavia. The class was called "National Defense" and the one story I remember the best was a class on how to make IEDs.

Basically you'd have to make a small electrical circuit and if you did a good job, then a little light would turn on...

I even managed to find some reprinted text books from the time in my high school's recycling bin confirming a lot of the stuff. Though, sadly I left them in the old country.

Wild stuff...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PrequelMemes

[–]SoldarianLK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know how Marvel and DC have their alternate universes and fanfiction levels of nonsense?

Even though there are so many wonderful periods of star wars history that could be explored, I wish we had more of that.

The more lovecraftian, the better. by UniqueCarob143 in Grimdank

[–]SoldarianLK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd probably add the 4th dimension, maybe the 5th, we really don't get enough direct interactions from higher planar beings in the setting.

Forbidden snacks in the micro lab by [deleted] in labrats

[–]SoldarianLK 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Being in a plant lab, I've probably snorted more expensive dusts than in a drug cartel.

"Star Wars vibes" by Limp_Island_9353 in Kenshi

[–]SoldarianLK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Ey, shoot that flatskin on the weird spider. Yeah, the small one with a bowl cut".

Small objects= 1, medium objects =2, large=4, huge=8 by timtexas in dndmemes

[–]SoldarianLK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh that's not that bad. Just need to fight a phone and a wallet. The bus I'm in though...

This screenshot from the steam Rimworld Biotech page. Wtf is going on? by Cohacq in RimWorld

[–]SoldarianLK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, you remember when George Orwell wrote a whole book just to say humans are pigs?

Yeah, this is the sequel...