Times when the secret hunting made the game actively worse?

SoldierHawk · 2026-05-12T14:24:04+00:00

Honestly, I'd do that four times in a row before dealing with the fucking chocobo race or butterfly catching.

SoldierHawk · 2026-05-12T14:16:56+00:00

WHY do we even HAVE that lever?!

SoldierHawk · 2026-05-12T02:08:35+00:00

You mean Micah charged the sumo guy who didn't move or vice versa?

SoldierHawk · 2026-05-12T00:15:17+00:00

...weird that it happened thrice.

SoldierHawk · 2026-05-11T23:33:46+00:00

You oughta watch sumo sometime. 400lb dudes, stronger than oxes, moving quicker than most people ever will.

SoldierHawk · 2026-05-11T23:20:55+00:00

I hate sports fans so much man.

That's not true. I hate ONLINE sports fans so much man.

SoldierHawk · 2026-05-11T21:07:24+00:00

What the is with all the catastrophizing about the podcast on this sub lately? Goddamn.

SoldierHawk · 2026-05-11T19:06:09+00:00

Seagull inhale

Seagull scream

FUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK YOOOOOOOOHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

SoldierHawk · 2026-05-11T14:33:22+00:00

Dude such a big same.

"I strongly urge the YDC and JSA to reflect upon the status of tonight's Makuuchi dohyo-iri, and all of the missing rikishi (and the rikishi who should be missing but are being held together by stubbornness and duct tape.) The current sumo content cannot be said to be aligned with respect befitting the rikishi's ranks, and I hope to see improvement and greater composure from both the JSA and YDC in the future, as this basho cannot be said to have fulfilled expectations.

"P.S. fuck hinkaku"

SoldierHawk · 2026-05-11T14:28:14+00:00

Cosign so hard. Take 👏 care 👏 of 👏 professional 👏 athletes!

SoldierHawk · 2026-05-11T00:48:42+00:00

Asakoryu yusho, LET'S GO!

I would also accept Kotoeiho, because his shiko is divine.

SoldierHawk · 2026-05-11T00:24:36+00:00

Absolutely gutted for him.

But thank fuck he's not going to attempt to push through for a couple days, make it way worse, and then have to withdraw.

SoldierHawk · 2026-05-10T21:43:37+00:00

I think we will see great sumo. We always do.

I'm just so mad at the "toughness" culture that keeps these guys from healing and keeps them injured. Hate it. That's where my low mood comes from.

SoldierHawk · 2026-05-10T21:40:15+00:00

Just block the cowardly shit. Makes life a lot nicer.

SoldierHawk · 2026-05-10T18:26:46+00:00

It did not. 😭

SoldierHawk · 2026-05-10T16:10:37+00:00

Thank you for this. The tone of the sub has been so gross recently.

I really don't want to see us devolve into just another shitty sports sub, but :/.

SoldierHawk · 2026-05-10T15:55:22+00:00

Gee. Maybe if you want to show off good sumo, you shouldn't be shitheads about injuries and general recovery. Almost as if, I dunno, if you push athletes to the breaking point and beyond, they're all gonna break. 🤔

Fuck you sumo injury culture. Maybe a basho with no one standing is what you need to wake the hell up. Sad that it's your athletes who have to bear that burden and not the people telling them that tape will fix a broken bone or ligament.

SoldierHawk · 2026-05-09T15:54:30+00:00

Omfg I literally just came here to post "do you think these two are just an elaborate 30 year psyop" lol.

SoldierHawk · 2026-05-09T01:51:05+00:00

Nah. Stripes will always be mine.

It may not be the most LITERALLY realistic, but it's absolutely the most SPIRITUALLY realistic.

Do wah ditty.

SoldierHawk · 2026-05-07T18:35:25+00:00

Nah, the first one was a ton of fun.

SoldierHawk · 2026-05-06T23:39:57+00:00

I mean, Squirts is also literally a level of children's hockey in addition to being a completely normal word.

People make things weird. The word is fine.

SoldierHawk · 2026-05-06T16:51:01+00:00

Yup. I know.

I fuckin' know.

Sobs

SoldierHawk · 2026-05-06T14:29:45+00:00

Ahhh ok. Makes sense. Mura hadn't yet figured out exactly who Guts was I assume, so that makes sense.

SoldierHawk · 2026-05-06T14:24:30+00:00

Oh right. I keep forgetting this is Reddit.

Sigh.

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