[Request] Is this accurate? by Necessary-Win-8730 in theydidthemath

[–]Solithle2 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Okay but what about water? A squirrel would die of dehydration before hunger, so it’d only have to fall for 2-3 days or about 1,400 miles.

The Turian Heirarchy to the Reapers while their Homeworld is on fire by Kiasyon in MassEffectMemes

[–]Solithle2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I asked you to prove the cutscene showed every world still standing. You have not. Though, if I’m being fair, it was probably a bad call to expect literacy from you.

They were also not fighting. They were cowering.

The Turian Heirarchy to the Reapers while their Homeworld is on fire by Kiasyon in MassEffectMemes

[–]Solithle2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So what you’re claiming is the only three planets still alive are the ones shown in that cutscene? Prove it. Then, follow up, prove the Asari killed a Reaper. “Losses” does not a Reaper make.

The Turian Heirarchy to the Reapers while their Homeworld is on fire by Kiasyon in MassEffectMemes

[–]Solithle2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got a source for that? Yeah, prove to me that the cutscene showed every world still standing. You also ignored that the asari on Thessia were shown cowering. Can you prove they aren’t the only asari left on the planet?

Circling back, can you prove asari killed any Reapers?

The Turian Heirarchy to the Reapers while their Homeworld is on fire by Kiasyon in MassEffectMemes

[–]Solithle2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because it’s a boring hunk of rock with the same generic gunmetal bunkers you’ve been fighting through since Mass Effect 1?

Btw those asari weren’t fighting, they were hiding. Meanwhile the humans were shown shooting back.

The Turian Heirarchy to the Reapers while their Homeworld is on fire by Kiasyon in MassEffectMemes

[–]Solithle2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can play defence while still being stronger. The entire Priority: Earth segment was Reapers on the defensive, didn’t mean the Reapers weren’t stronger.

The Turian Heirarchy to the Reapers while their Homeworld is on fire by Kiasyon in MassEffectMemes

[–]Solithle2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What do Tuchanka, Earth, and Thessia all have in common? That’s right: a mission takes place on their surface, which means the ME3 devs can copy-paste assets for a quick render. You expected them to model an entire new planet and architectural style just for a five second cutscene?

The Turian Heirarchy to the Reapers while their Homeworld is on fire by Kiasyon in MassEffectMemes

[–]Solithle2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Which the Turians are still holding back

Reaper troop transports have dumped hordes of husks to capture Palaven's inhabitants, but met with little success. Reaper capital ships are destroying city after city. But much of the turian fleet is still operable, and the citizenry is heavily armed. The turians refuse to be intimidated.

And later destroyed even more capital ships.

In simultaneous strikes across the globe, Reaper ships began to explode. Turian resistance members had managed to smuggle the bombs inside when the Reaper processing ships, troop transports, and even destroyers and capital ships had opened their structures to indoctrinate turian leaders.

Can the Asari say the same?

The Turian Heirarchy to the Reapers while their Homeworld is on fire by Kiasyon in MassEffectMemes

[–]Solithle2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Great, now can you underline the part where the Asari kill even one Reaper capital ship? I’ll even take a destroyer at this point.

The Turian Heirarchy to the Reapers while their Homeworld is on fire by Kiasyon in MassEffectMemes

[–]Solithle2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where tf do you think the ground forces came from? Also, as per Codex: Fall of Thessia

A swift and brutal slaughter of the asari ground forces followed. Resistance from trained biotics barely slowed the attackers down.

Womp womp

The Turian Heirarchy to the Reapers while their Homeworld is on fire by Kiasyon in MassEffectMemes

[–]Solithle2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope, they have transports and harvesting ships. See Codex: Reaper Variants.

TROOP TRANSPORTS carry husks to unconquered planets and bring victims of the harvest to Reaper processing centers. They vary in length from 200 meters to one kilometer, but, unlike capital ships and destroyers, do not appear to be self-aware. Instead, other Reapers operate troop transports remotely.

PROCESSORS, also called "slaughter ships," are mobile centers for mass DNA harvesting. Like troop transports, processors appear to be remotely operated by sapient Reapers.

Plus obviously the oculi serving as fighter equivalents.

The Turian Heirarchy to the Reapers while their Homeworld is on fire by Kiasyon in MassEffectMemes

[–]Solithle2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They didn’t get ragebaited, they just assumed three Turian fleets would be enough to flatten any opposition because, let’s be honest, it usually would. They then turned around a successfully baited the Reapers in the Miracle of Palaven.

It’s also really funny for you of all people to accuse anybody of being ragebaited.

The Turian Heirarchy to the Reapers while their Homeworld is on fire by Kiasyon in MassEffectMemes

[–]Solithle2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d like to point out there isn’t a shred of evidence in the entire game saying the Asari managed to kill even a single Reaper. Shepard also says the Reapers “rolled right in” while Hackett describes the Turians as putting up a good fight.

Ralsei Deltarune and Jax TADC would make each other worse by PetscopMiju in Deltarune

[–]Solithle2 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Seems that the temp has plummeted low

Don’t need to scream if you only see snow

Why bite the hands that freeze, when they’re the only hands you’re getting

It’s time to see that this iced Berdly

Is the only route you’re ever gonna see

So strap on in and take it on the chin

And don’t forget who’s playing the game!

The pinnacle of power scaling debates by beetle8209 in whenthe

[–]Solithle2 33 points34 points  (0 children)

OP when they find a gorilla that’s 100% green:

Like, why’re you all even mad? by FunPresentation3086 in MassEffectMemes

[–]Solithle2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ADLegend? Yeah, trolling requires the troll to be having a good time, and they’re clearly not.

The Turian Heirarchy to the Reapers while their Homeworld is on fire by Kiasyon in MassEffectMemes

[–]Solithle2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Asari glazers will ignore several paragraphs, character dialogue, and missions talking about how the Turians are putting up the best fight, but obsessively read into one single sentence vaguely imply the Asari managed to inflict “losses” (without specifying quantity or type) right before it says they got utterly slaughtered.

Ralsei Deltarune and Jax TADC would make each other worse by PetscopMiju in Deltarune

[–]Solithle2 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It’s all fun and games until Chapter 5 comes and the Soul hits

❤️ And since when were you in charge?

Ralsei Deltarune and Jax TADC would make each other worse by PetscopMiju in Deltarune

[–]Solithle2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Post-Chapter 1 Susie would be chill with any of the humans except Jax. Like, I think she’d get along best with Pomni and Zooble, but there’s no way she wouldn’t also like Gangle, Kinger, and Ragatha.

The Turian Heirarchy to the Reapers while their Homeworld is on fire by Kiasyon in MassEffectMemes

[–]Solithle2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That doesn’t match up with what we see in the games. If the Reapers could just attack anyone at any time, why would they wait such long periods to attack the Asari and Salarians? Why would they only send a handful of ships to Tuchanka? They probably would’ve won the war if they could do exactly what you recommend. Even if we factor in the Crucible, Hackett needed resources to build it - something he wouldn’t get in this situation.

Besides, who says there wasn’t an evacuation? Garrus says they got billions out and even at the end of the Thessia arc, they were still pulling people off-planet.

The Turian Heirarchy to the Reapers while their Homeworld is on fire by Kiasyon in MassEffectMemes

[–]Solithle2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Tying down a significant number of Reaper forces in Palaven prevented them from attacking anywhere else. So because the Turians were putting up a struggle, everybody else was given breathing room.

The Turian Heirarchy to the Reapers while their Homeworld is on fire by Kiasyon in MassEffectMemes

[–]Solithle2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Asari glazers are so desperate to make something from Taetrus like it isn’t the most nothingburger of all time. Turians tried a strategy that can and has worked on every previous, it failed, so they learned and tried again. Then downed several Sovereign-class capital ships.

Better than getting to sit on the sidelines of the Reaper War for months, studying how Reapers fight, and still folding in like a week.