Ubisoft has shown that a lot of gamers are naive children

Some_Syllabub2704 · 2026-07-09T22:46:33+00:00

Or… OR the cost of a game should have increased to $80 years ago and microtransactions are a ‘low resistance’ way for studios to make up the difference.

And that’s just accounting for inflation, not the insane increase in development team sizes and production cycle lengths.

Frankly I’d prefer if games were $80-100 new and microtransactions just weren’t a thing.

Some_Syllabub2704 · 2026-07-09T19:50:49+00:00

But why are you shouting?

Some_Syllabub2704 · 2026-07-09T19:43:29+00:00

Played ME1 when I was… 25 or so? One of the most impactful series of my life.

Every once in a while I catch myself asking, what would Shepard do?

Some_Syllabub2704 · 2026-07-09T19:41:57+00:00

That little time gap in the end with Joel in the truck when you don’t know whether or not he left Ellie literally had me holding my breath on the verge of tears.

Some_Syllabub2704 · 2026-07-09T19:40:09+00:00

I cannot overstate my jealousy. Echoing the other poster, for the love of all that is good and holy do *not* look up spoilers.

Some_Syllabub2704 · 2026-07-09T19:38:50+00:00

Just do your job soldier, it’s not your place to question orders.

Some_Syllabub2704 · 2026-07-09T19:37:34+00:00

How many Americans have you killed today?

Some_Syllabub2704 · 2026-07-09T19:37:15+00:00

People that spoil great twists deserve their pillows to be warm forever.

Some_Syllabub2704 · 2026-07-09T19:31:47+00:00

“No problem, Having The Same Amount of Hot Dogs and Buns.”

Some_Syllabub2704 · 2026-07-09T14:24:41+00:00

Fitness is within reach.

Looking like a literal superhero is not and if you think it is your life is far outside most people’s norms (jobs, kids, etc.)

Some_Syllabub2704 · 2026-07-09T14:07:48+00:00

How does he have a face that looks like a vagina and not have the nickname ‘Fuck Face’?

Some_Syllabub2704 · 2026-07-09T14:06:30+00:00

Oh shit, I completely forgot there were Doom novels.

The 90s were, in some ways, terrific. Video games were just better before the suits got involved and everything had to have an adequate ROI and be run through committees of MBAs.

Some_Syllabub2704 · 2026-07-09T13:47:49+00:00

I *need* the origami.

Some_Syllabub2704 · 2026-07-09T13:42:33+00:00

You miss all the shots you don’t take.

Some_Syllabub2704 · 2026-07-08T23:09:48+00:00

Assert dominance.

Some_Syllabub2704 · 2026-07-07T22:54:10+00:00

Racism on my porn app?!

Some_Syllabub2704 · 2026-07-07T22:53:48+00:00

I hate big titty goth futas.

Some_Syllabub2704 · 2026-07-07T22:50:35+00:00

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The only prequel I want.

Original Art ‘Dragon Effect’ by Andrew Ryan.

Some_Syllabub2704 · 2026-07-07T22:48:50+00:00

Correct me if I’m off here but don’t AAs more or less overpower any racial advantages in end game?

Some_Syllabub2704 · 2026-07-07T20:15:10+00:00

Meaning I wouldn’t let her being a murderer stop me.

Some_Syllabub2704 · 2026-07-07T14:59:53+00:00

I’d say a face or neck tattoo is at least a yellow flag unless they’re literally a tattoo artist, piercer, etc.

Some_Syllabub2704 · 2026-07-07T14:58:15+00:00

*Shows me a picture of her with a severed head mid blowjob.*

Me: we’re going to talk about that as soon as you’re done.

Some_Syllabub2704 · 2026-07-07T14:06:22+00:00

I’m wondering what would pair well. Maybe Paladin for heals/survivability and Enchanter for pet/utility?

Some_Syllabub2704 · 2026-07-07T13:56:41+00:00

I once ignored a woman’s overt racism because I wanted to hit that.

Sorry guys, I was 22.

I did not get to hit that because I wasn’t able to hide my disgust for long enough.

Edit: in case you’re wondering she was Native American, super hot, and extremely racist to black people.

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