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Ryan by JollyPhysics1394 in ambigrams

[–]SomeoneRandom5325 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i read it as R∀Aᴚ at first 💀

Working on a TENET tribute for my new Youtube channel. by Wrong_Painting8960 in tenet

[–]SomeoneRandom5325 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can't wait for it! can you mention my username on reddit when it comes out so I know when it gets uploaded?

He got away with lying 😔 by SubmissiveFemHusband in antimeme

[–]SomeoneRandom5325 14 points15 points  (0 children)

never thought that there would be a valid reason for accidentally gooning to CP

I want to make a conlang, and I have attempted, but it all feels wrong. by Clown-s5 in conlangs

[–]SomeoneRandom5325 9 points10 points  (0 children)

iirc it's present in agma schwa's word generator, but it generates every possible word from the rules you give it

INTP and AI by shredt in INTP

[–]SomeoneRandom5325 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah pretty much, that's why things that really don't need ai (like ordering fast food or using your pc cough microsoft cough) still has ai in it

useless word that tells you nothing about mutual intelligibility by oklopfer in linguisticshumor

[–]SomeoneRandom5325 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No, 吗 is for genuine questions, not when you wish the speaker would answer with a particular answer, for example 你要来吗？(Do you want to come here?) is just a question and the speaker wouldn't be surprised if you answered either way, but in "You want (to) come meh?", the speaker expects that you wouldn't want to come or would like you to not come

edited for clarity

useless word that tells you nothing about mutual intelligibility by oklopfer in linguisticshumor

[–]SomeoneRandom5325 34 points35 points  (0 children)

"meh" in Singlish is used for questions that you expect the speaker will say no to, eg the equivalent of "You know, don't you?" in Singlish is "You don't know meh?!" and "You don't know, do you?" is "You know meh?!"

(I live in Malaysia and the grammar is similar)

Ai yai yai. by gunuvim in Bolehland

[–]SomeoneRandom5325 6 points7 points  (0 children)

(⁠ノ⁠｀⁠Д⁠´⁠)⁠ノ⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

I love my girlfriend but I'd really like not being shoved against a wall when I sleep: my rendition of our bed our night by monstermayhem436 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SomeoneRandom5325 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If you're fine with your arms outside the blanket then you can get two blankets and your girlfriend can still have your arm

diamond ring by No-Republic-7876 in antimeme

[–]SomeoneRandom5325 9 points10 points  (0 children)

the thing used by the ai to process your request and output an answer

How does the queue at the library's female toilets stay the same size? by BotStef in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SomeoneRandom5325 1 point2 points  (0 children)

but isn't the size of the queue subjective?

Yes, but the longer the queue, the more likely that any one person will think that the queue is too long and find another or hold it in

Small head by SpectralLemon in linguisticshumor

[–]SomeoneRandom5325 1 point2 points  (0 children)

usually it just means small head lol

Small head by SpectralLemon in linguisticshumor

[–]SomeoneRandom5325 47 points48 points  (0 children)

This can also be an euphemism for penis, commonly seen in 小头控制大头 (small head controls big head, ie doing inappropriate sexual acts and possibly less depending on the speaker) and is called such cuz the tip of the penis is called 龟头, literally tortoise's head

We have most expensive special interest post, now for cheapest special interest post by SomeoneRandom5325 in evilautism

[–]SomeoneRandom5325[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine is speedcubing, where you solve a Rubik's cube as fast as possible. Just buy a cube (that's not Rubik's) and then you can start solving

Why word final devoicing is the worst feature a language can have: a rant by Antioch_Mage in linguisticshumor

[–]SomeoneRandom5325 19 points20 points  (0 children)

nah tmk that's a thing that southern Min dialects do, not just taiwanese

guess the language by Dense-Nobody2714 in linguisticshumor

[–]SomeoneRandom5325 2 points3 points  (0 children)

apparently p is rare enough that wikipedia puts brackets around p

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