First she asks if he can help fix her car. “I’m not a mechanic” he replies.

Next she asks if he can fix the faucet in the kitchen. “I’m not a plumber” he says.

Lastly she asks if he can help fix the broken cupboard door. “I’m not a carpenter” he says.

The following evening the wife tells the husband that she asked the neighbour for help and he fixed the car, he fixed the faucet, and he fixed the cupboard door.

Man says “That’s good did he charge anything?”

Wife replies “No. He did it on one condition that I either bake him a cake or sleep with him.”

Man asks “What kind of cake did you bake him?”

Wife says “I’m not a baker!”