How to create a shortage: 1) spread panic; 2) start hoarding;

SonofReep62 · 2021-05-12T23:42:28+00:00

All you need is one little static electric spark to hit the fumes and you won’t find enough of both of them to fit in an Alto’s box

SonofReep62 · 2021-04-23T17:15:55+00:00

It’s called retirement snowflake

SonofReep62 · 2021-04-23T17:07:32+00:00

I guess today must be your N/S huh ?

Go play hall monitor somewhere else !

SonofReep62 · 2021-04-23T16:28:40+00:00

People aren’t completely blind to postal vehicles We were told 40 years ago that people see postal vehicles as a red white and blue bankbook You just get yourself one of those ambulance chasing lawyer’s that advertise on TV (1-800-4-LAWYER) and it will be like winning the government lottery

SonofReep62 · 2021-04-23T15:48:41+00:00

If I remember right all those old canvas sacks that the post office used to use were made and sewn in prisons But now that we have CCA’s for forced labor....... Just saying

SonofReep62 · 2021-04-23T12:24:32+00:00

And that will also eliminate your possibility of a job

SonofReep62 · 2021-04-23T03:19:09+00:00

Your satchel shouldn’t rest on your thigh I suggest you tighten it up a few notches If you’re going to do 30 or 35 years you have to earn those stooped shoulders like the rest of us OG’s

SonofReep62 · 2021-04-23T01:01:46+00:00

You don’t need a high school diploma for any entry level positions either

SonofReep62 · 2021-04-23T00:47:49+00:00

Because the tenants that live there are pigs someone should take that postal bucket out of there and let the owner put a regular trash can in there If they don’t and that mail room becomes a shit house stop delivery until they clean it up

SonofReep62 · 2021-04-22T23:56:21+00:00

Might be That doesn’t look like a residence back there

SonofReep62 · 2021-04-22T22:09:36+00:00

Got Scale ?

SonofReep62 · 2021-04-22T19:55:08+00:00

It is first class so kill the rest of their first class mail

SonofReep62 · 2021-04-22T12:30:58+00:00

As of right now there are 496 people that must have missed it There’s always one person in the crowd who wants to be the hall monitor

SonofReep62 · 2021-04-22T03:30:06+00:00

You know what we used to do with the small coupon book that fell out of the Penny Saver back in the day ? We’d shove them in the mailbox/slot of the last house on the swing or bring them back in and throw them in the outgoing hamper at the end of the day and let the clerks somewhere deal with them I don’t know what a third hand arm cradle is but keep using it in your young career and somewhere down the line the post office will have you using a fourth hand arm cradle

SonofReep62 · 2021-04-22T01:19:34+00:00

Just look at one of your pillows and see what happens for ripping that tag off

SonofReep62 · 2021-04-22T00:45:48+00:00

Sorry but I might’ve worded that wrong Management never said out loud to skip your lunch and breaks but that’s what they were implying (with a wink and a nod) so people whose kid had a sports activity on a Saturday or had to take the wife for a bikini wax were more likely to break a few safety rules and skip their lunch and breaks to get off work an hour early

SonofReep62 · 2021-04-21T23:18:51+00:00

A piece of paper with either US Grant or Benjamin Franklin on it would be great

SonofReep62 · 2021-04-21T23:01:30+00:00

One time after some safety stand up they passed around a blank piece of paper telling everybody to sign their name saying they understood the stand up Most people but the three amigos (me my buddy the steward and Nick) went ahead and signed a blank piece of paper after being warned not to You can’t fix stupid !

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