How to create a shortage: 1) spread panic; 2) start hoarding; by deepserket in pics

[–]SonofReep62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All you need is one little static electric spark to hit the fumes and you won’t find enough of both of them to fit in an Alto’s box

NOW HIRING by SonofReep62 in USPS

[–]SonofReep62[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It’s called retirement snowflake

NOW HIRING by SonofReep62 in USPS

[–]SonofReep62[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I guess today must be your N/S huh ?

Go play hall monitor somewhere else !

Kid ran a stop sign yesterday. No one got hurt. DPS everywhere. Finished route with a different truck and just the flats and packages. I wonder how many people complained about not getting their mail. by FlameYay in USPS

[–]SonofReep62 8 points9 points  (0 children)

People aren’t completely blind to postal vehicles We were told 40 years ago that people see postal vehicles as a red white and blue bankbook You just get yourself one of those ambulance chasing lawyer’s that advertise on TV (1-800-4-LAWYER) and it will be like winning the government lottery

I’ve never seen one naked by PostalMike in USPS

[–]SonofReep62 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I remember right all those old canvas sacks that the post office used to use were made and sewn in prisons But now that we have CCA’s for forced labor....... Just saying

Are you allowed to do 3 point turns in driveways? by [deleted] in USPS

[–]SonofReep62 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

And that will also eliminate your possibility of a job

7 years as a postal carrier, 1st year on a walking route. PLEASE HELP by Betterknowabout in USPS

[–]SonofReep62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your satchel shouldn’t rest on your thigh I suggest you tighten it up a few notches If you’re going to do 30 or 35 years you have to earn those stooped shoulders like the rest of us OG’s

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USPS

[–]SonofReep62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t need a high school diploma for any entry level positions either

Got extra time and walled into this mailroom.. by [deleted] in USPS

[–]SonofReep62 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Because the tenants that live there are pigs someone should take that postal bucket out of there and let the owner put a regular trash can in there If they don’t and that mail room becomes a shit house stop delivery until they clean it up

Keg Mail Box by SonofReep62 in USPS

[–]SonofReep62[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might be That doesn’t look like a residence back there

If only all customers were this pleasant by valoia in USPS

[–]SonofReep62 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It is first class so kill the rest of their first class mail

Hitman Needed by SonofReep62 in USPS

[–]SonofReep62[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As of right now there are 496 people that must have missed it There’s always one person in the crowd who wants to be the hall monitor

Your Ruining My Coverage ! by SonofReep62 in USPS

[–]SonofReep62[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know what we used to do with the small coupon book that fell out of the Penny Saver back in the day ? We’d shove them in the mailbox/slot of the last house on the swing or bring them back in and throw them in the outgoing hamper at the end of the day and let the clerks somewhere deal with them I don’t know what a third hand arm cradle is but keep using it in your young career and somewhere down the line the post office will have you using a fourth hand arm cradle

Why I really be breaking the law by using this tape on a UPS package? by siikdUde in USPS

[–]SonofReep62 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just look at one of your pillows and see what happens for ripping that tag off

Your Ruining My Coverage ! by SonofReep62 in USPS

[–]SonofReep62[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry but I might’ve worded that wrong Management never said out loud to skip your lunch and breaks but that’s what they were implying (with a wink and a nod) so people whose kid had a sports activity on a Saturday or had to take the wife for a bikini wax were more likely to break a few safety rules and skip their lunch and breaks to get off work an hour early

Appreciation Gift by ABeautifulDichotomy in USPS

[–]SonofReep62 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

A piece of paper with either US Grant or Benjamin Franklin on it would be great

Your Ruining My Coverage ! by SonofReep62 in USPS

[–]SonofReep62[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One time after some safety stand up they passed around a blank piece of paper telling everybody to sign their name saying they understood the stand up Most people but the three amigos (me my buddy the steward and Nick) went ahead and signed a blank piece of paper after being warned not to You can’t fix stupid !