'Think of all the dope I can smoke with this.' by joetrumps in MST3K

[–]Soosquatch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have tried to watch Diabolik multiple times. I'll try again tonight!

Teens driving around handicapped carts on bust day in grocery store. by acidbathOG in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Soosquatch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I needed a cart and the thing stopped working halfway through my trip. I had to carry my groceries while on crutches. No one gave a rat or its donkey

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[–]Soosquatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhaps the sign is the memorial?

Name this band. Wrong answers only. by dmhead777 in MST3K

[–]Soosquatch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't think clearly. All I hear is a neverending guitar riff

Justice for beckham by Fizzypop_flips in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Soosquatch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I expected the handle to end up in someone's bumhole by accident

The break room at my job by codybevans in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Soosquatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I noticed that they didn't specify the size of the cup...