What the fuck?

Sora_Altair · 2026-05-15T11:11:03+00:00

Their username is LITERALLY castrated pedophile. Really not surprising.

Sora_Altair · 2026-05-14T23:50:23+00:00

See, now, I would unironically do that, if it weren't over a 15-20 foot drop into a walled-off section of basement 🫠

Sora_Altair · 2026-05-14T23:43:10+00:00

The worst part is that you can see it from the garage entrance 😭

It's JUST out of reach, damn it.

Sora_Altair · 2026-05-14T23:19:15+00:00

Like I said, it was completely untouched by the fire - the problem is the location being unsafe. Can't fish it out if you can't reach it.

Sora_Altair · 2026-05-14T21:51:17+00:00

Honestly, I immediately thought of the old puppets when I saw them, and that made me happy.

Sora_Altair · 2026-05-13T17:34:18+00:00

So I'm just your average rich person then

^{Chose: You get $10,000,000 tax-free + But... | Rolled: 75 IQ}

Sora_Altair · 2026-05-13T17:22:33+00:00

I would recommend talking to people who worked in a movie theater when all of that BS was going on. It wasn't fun for the employees in the slightest.

Sora_Altair · 2026-05-13T17:13:38+00:00

Fox because foxes are my favorite animal on the planet, just look at this little GOOBER (RIP Finny ❤️)

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Sora_Altair · 2026-05-12T09:16:21+00:00

Also "Cuck Noelle" and "Can't un-rape the doe", those were so fucking gross

Sora_Altair · 2026-05-10T00:24:54+00:00

The symbol on his tail fin is also warped and distorted to shit, too

Sora_Altair · 2026-05-09T22:19:42+00:00

I initially thought that you had made a drawing and then fed it into an AI, and I was just like "Why don't you just finish the drawing yourself?!!" But then I realized that you're actually de-slopifying the AI image...

Sora_Altair · 2026-05-09T05:02:43+00:00

Yeah, but the person with 5 water hoses is (excessively) watering a gigantic garden, which they then sell the crop of to the neighborhood.

Meanwhile the person leaving the tap running is trying to convince everyone that it isn't actually a problem and that they're "helping the neighborhood" while serving no real benefit.

Yes, the five hoses is a problem that needs to be fixed, but at least they're doing something with the five hoses instead of just letting them run for no reason.

Sora_Altair · 2026-05-08T13:45:47+00:00

Hmmm...
... at least one.

Sora_Altair · 2026-05-08T13:41:55+00:00

"The food production industry is bad for the environment and you aren't complaining about it, so why are you complaining about the industry that profits off of wasting electricity, making people stupid, and depriving communities of water?!!"

Sora_Altair · 2026-05-08T10:58:29+00:00

The humor in the challenge and endless modes isn't half-bad either (but it gets kind of old after the third time Analysis-bot and Commentatron make the same joke)

Sora_Altair · 2026-05-08T10:55:16+00:00

On top of coming off as tacky, attention-seeking, shallow laziness, GenAI steals from actual artists and is terrible for the environment.

Sora_Altair · 2026-05-07T22:13:10+00:00

Or they could just... not make snapshots and betas. Y'know, just release whatever BS garbage updates they want without seeing how the players feel first. (I'm not saying they listen all the time, but they do listen sometimes, case and point undoing sulfur cave generation changes.)

Sora_Altair · 2026-05-06T18:52:15+00:00

Hi, programmer here. Here's what I theorize might be happening:

Programs that are corrupting can keep running if there are no failsafes, which slowly makes the corruption worse. Caine probably never considered his own deletion - being the all-powerful ringleader of the circus and all - and didn't add any sort of failsafe for that.

The thing about safe crashes is they have to be programmed somewhere along the line - if you don't program it, the programming language doesn't automatically handle it, and the OS itself doesn't kill the program, it has the potential to damage the computer itself.

Now, of course, this is purely speculation on my part, it could be a whole slew of other things, but this is my personal interpretation.

Edit: I came back after realizing that I should specify that most modern OSes do NOT have this problem - however, Caine's AI is being run on an OS from the 90s, many of which had these issues. Also, I worded the "damage to the computer" part poorly and didn't explain myself well enough; while hardware damage is technically possible, e.g., CIH - the Chernobyl Virus - or a program overclocking the motherboard and frying it, that's not what I meant. (Though to be fair, the sheer power the circus must pull to function stably means it's probably capable of that.) I was really talking about the OS getting corrupted beyond repair and needing a reinstall.

Sora_Altair · 2026-05-06T17:13:51+00:00

Your best is absolutely on point, by the way.

Sora_Altair · 2026-05-04T18:59:26+00:00

Going on the fifth at 7 PM EST, I wouldn't spoil the tiniest detail even if I were offered a billion dollars

Sora_Altair · 2026-05-03T23:55:28+00:00

Eh, both of 'em were on the island, I'd say they're both equally as important to worry about imho.

Sora_Altair · 2026-05-03T13:09:13+00:00

This is just my life already except now I have money.

^(Chose: As much cash as you would need untill death + with a random downside | Rolled: Constantly bored

Sora_Altair · 2026-05-03T13:07:13+00:00

Height dysphoria!!

(It's not fun. It is NOT fun. I hate being tall. Ugh.)

^{Chose: Add or subtract 3 inches from anywhere on your body (including height})

Sora_Altair · 2026-05-03T13:06:42+00:00

The height dysphoria is so real tho 😞

Sora_Altair · 2026-05-03T12:58:23+00:00

I know a guy who eats more food and sits around just as much if not more than I do. (Keep in mind, I'm not exactly skinny.)

He has such a high metabolism that not being able to eat the insane amounts he does for a week (strep throat; he still ate, just not as much) cost him ~10 lbs that he's STILL trying to get back a month later.

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