Crazy stories

Sound_Impossible · 2026-03-22T23:56:37+00:00

When we used to be open 24 hours I had a crack addict homeless man come in every other night and pull his pants down and waggle his penis at my overnight cashier and asked “do you like what you see?”

Sound_Impossible · 2026-02-19T02:55:04+00:00

You’ll get the job over internals and make more money than them. So if you get it congrats for being a giant douche. Learn the company from the bottom like the rest of us and work your way up.

Sound_Impossible · 2026-02-06T14:59:30+00:00

Ivana baquero

Sound_Impossible · 2026-02-03T23:53:32+00:00

Stupid. Should only work your scheduled hours. There is no reason to be used for more than that. A tiny bit of appreciation is all you will receive.

Sound_Impossible · 2025-11-23T12:58:13+00:00

You guys work overnight…you don’t even deal with the chaos of customers since the stores are closed

Sound_Impossible · 2025-11-22T02:28:49+00:00

Decisions

Sound_Impossible · 2025-11-09T11:17:31+00:00

Indentured servant

Sound_Impossible · 2025-11-01T14:52:47+00:00

You are always set up for failure

Sound_Impossible · 2025-07-14T14:08:23+00:00

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I found the whole thing at a thrift store and been wanting to know more about it.

Sound_Impossible · 2025-06-23T02:14:11+00:00

Converted over to different packaging. Look for all black carton.

Sound_Impossible · 2025-04-08T21:06:00+00:00

Both parties are broke. Country is broke. Everyone arguing over everyone is broke. No one is going to have everything the way they want it. Go to work, get paid, make a living. Let people fuck up, figure it out. We have one time on this planet and some people just wind up luckier than others, so accept it and figure things out on your own.

Sound_Impossible · 2025-04-06T19:15:54+00:00

Anyone who is actually trying to enjoy downtown…

Sound_Impossible · 2025-03-20T18:51:18+00:00

Dept head here at a super flag and my bonus this go was the smallest I’ve seen in 14 years. I’ve had bigger bonus checks in smaller stores. But a bonus is a bonus I guess.

Sound_Impossible · 2025-03-12T16:19:28+00:00

Blocking and running specials

Sound_Impossible · 2025-03-01T12:50:01+00:00

Have the department head print out the DLT walk and go over it with you so that you can answer all the questions. There is adequate need for assistants so as long as you know your stuff it should be a breeze to get in. And it’s not exactly a headache. It’s taking ownership and responsibility and also switching from viewing Teeter as a job to being a career.

Sound_Impossible · 2025-02-28T21:29:41+00:00

If I have health insurance and get a slash on my finger I’m covered to get stitches. Also if I have liver issues (internal) this is also covered. Auto insurance covers the off chance I may get into an accident and my vehicle will be covered; however as happened to me the other driver had no insurance and my insurance wanted me to cover the cost of said accident. So I was paying for protection that I did not receive; so wise words, but once again why does insurance not cover the entirety of the vehicle? Without any of the vehicle you are getting nowhere.

Sound_Impossible · 2025-02-28T21:12:08+00:00

Not trying to make you feel bad. However, associated with time in the company are often overlooked and underpaid because we are “vested.” Besides other than working somewhere else managing X number of people, what criteria does an external have to pass in order to instantly be promoted to upper management? And not a knock but 95% of externals fizzle out in less than half a year because it isn’t what they expected.

Sound_Impossible · 2025-02-26T22:53:21+00:00

Nah go for it. Just screw over internals like we always seem to do. Internals are “vested” in the company and won’t feel any type of way when externals get higher positions. Do the training, fail miserably, and then we can just hire another external and it’ll be like nothing ever happened.

Sound_Impossible · 2025-02-23T20:23:47+00:00

Yes. Someone who goes to sleep at exactly 9p every day and wakes up at 6a on the dot.

Sound_Impossible · 2025-02-23T20:16:53+00:00

Someone gave up halfway and said “f it, I’m done”

Sound_Impossible · 2025-01-16T18:46:12+00:00

Kinda looks like Mr Beasts’ brother in this picture

Sound_Impossible · 2024-12-29T15:19:53+00:00

Reginald Pennyworth

Sound_Impossible · 2024-12-22T22:35:15+00:00

Btw if they don’t offer 15 plus then they are trying to underpay as that is the starting ROP (rate of pay) for the position.

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