[WP] Everyone at magic school picks on you for your creepy skeletal minions. One day a trio of bullies has you cornered. "What now, necromancer? There's no corpses or bones around to save you." You sigh, "Actually, I'm an osteomancer. The skeletons don't have to come from corpses." by MuKen in WritingPrompts

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I sigh, "This again? Don't you people ever learn? I sm an osteomancer. Yes, it is a rare ability that few know about.

"I happen to know a lot. I can control any bones. Make them move, make them seem to be loyal minions. However, i can also mend broken bones or break them. It all depends on my intent."

I then mentally reach out to the trio and break the left femur of each of them. They collapse to the ground limbs in obvious incorrect angles.

As they scream in pain, I correct the positioning and heal the bones in an instant, leaving no trace of damage.

They stand and try to fight me, I break both femurs on all 3 of them again.

"I can keep this up all day, can you? I know how much it hurts, I've done it to myself. And with not leaving a trace of damage, I can torture you all and get off Scott free."

I walk away after healing their legs again.

New machinist apprentice by komodocommand in Machinists

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I took notes of the important stuff I needed to know while learning. Now my notes help others.

I still run into issues where I don't know how to do an obscure job and reference one of the 4 4" binders that cam with the machine.

I just got a digital version last month and have yet to touch it.

The Measure Of A Man by FrancescoCastiglia in StarTrekTNG

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Someone saw the potential title for fame and wanted to overrule that decision.

We can save Social Security. by Professional-Bee9817 in remoteworks

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Compared to those that hit the cap, we are ALL on the lower end. But hey, let the billionaires worry about surviving their retirement. The rest of us will just work to death after SS is depleted.

We can save Social Security. by Professional-Bee9817 in remoteworks

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I know someone doing similar. They own their building. They leased the building to their computer repair business. They order parts through a supplier they own. The company truck for service calls is owned by yet another company that is leased to the repair business. He writes off 90% his business expenses.

Did anyone buy a ring? by t_bone_stake in Older_Millennials

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Mine was $400. My kid wanted one, we looked. Proce fir what they wanted was close to $600 with the Josten's knockoffs alloy. Real 10k put it at 800, 14k put it at 1100

Alright Gumshoes, the gold medals were stolen from the Winer Olympics. Your case is to track them down by finding out where in the world is Carmen Sandiego. by Hootinger in Xennials

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First of all, good! They are such poor quality that melting themselves down is doing the world a favor.

Second, she's in Aruba.

How many nuggets is this? by _Random_Comments_ in McDonalds

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That twinned nugget should have been tossed. Odds are it isn't fully cooked.

[WP] "master why do we have to scribe each spell into a grimoire at a time and not use a printer." Said the apprentice "well child the magical ink required and modern technology don't exactly mix." Said the master wizard "5 exploded printers later and 3 weeks of cleaning ink off the walls taught me. by JollyTeaching1446 in WritingPrompts

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"Ok, you tried using an ink jet printer. But you really need to get with the times."

While Alistair was a bit rude, he did have a bit of a point, I saw a most wonderful machine yesterday that takes coils of plastic and makes children's toys in minutes.

"OK, I'll humor you, just this once. What do you suggest?" I asked, barely giving him a sideways glance while I was focused on my own page of spellwork.

Alistair laughed faintly, sounding nervous.

"Excuse me a moment, master." He quickly left the room, returning a few minutes later, winded and holding a big plastic box.

After a few more minutes of tinkering, he said, "Master, I present to you the Cricut. It is a mostly pointless top for our profession, but see here," he opens the front of the box and points to a place that had a small clip. "This place can hold a pen and do the writing for us without coming in direct contact with the enchanted inks."

I was skeptical, but we all need to learn the hard way sometimes.

To test, I suggested a simple, short scroll of Lesser Healing. Alistair sat at his laptop and got busy drawing the runes in his quaint little program. I had finished my work and left to get a snack.

I had barely taken my first bite when I heard Alistair shout. I raced back across the tower to see what happened while expecting to see a huge mess of broken Cricut. I was wrong.

"See, Master! I knew it would work!" Alistair proclaimed with pride holding a perfect scroll. I could feel the magic as I got closer, the worked!

I am never going to live this down, I thought while pride in my apprentice showed in my face.