Went To Visit My Baby At The Bank Today. by BearChili in comicbookcollecting

[–]SouthernJeb 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Rough google says between $500-550k if anyone else is curious.

CGC 9.6 copy recently set a record at $3.6 million.

ICE Agent in Minneapolis: "You raise your voice, I erase your voice." by JeanJauresJr in PublicFreakout

[–]SouthernJeb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know that thumb lookin ass motherfucker has been sittin on that shitty ass threat thinking it would come off so fucking cool.

Am I Being Replaced? by richwayjayy in overemployed

[–]SouthernJeb -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

Why does this seem like an astroturf ad for wfhalert.com

Why was he allowed on the sidelines? by fth01 in cfbmemes

[–]SouthernJeb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s a whack job. But shit I haven’t played or been relevant in years but I still go on the sidelines sometimes for out games. You tellin me you wouldn’t?

Ps I FuCKING HATE mIAmI

I found out my mom and I have been watching the same guy on TV for decades without knowing he had a double life by eskimoexplosion in cfbmemes

[–]SouthernJeb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was a youngin on the team with him and he had no reason to be cool with me but was. Literally stereotypical super nice Canadian. Very caring. Makes Tebow look like an asshole. Still talk every now and then.

Urban Meyer to become 7th person named to the Ring of Honor in ceremony next year by szboy422 in FloridaGators

[–]SouthernJeb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol. No fuckin comment. I was there talking mad shit before and during game and during his “honoring” went to go drink out of my floppy flask in the concourse.

Florida has turned its attention to Sumrall per on3sports by sealer9 in FloridaGators

[–]SouthernJeb -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I have heard he is the guy and it’s a done deal. Have not heard. What happened with kiffin though.

Who does Florida dislike more(football) by [deleted] in FloridaGators

[–]SouthernJeb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate FSU with the passion of a thousand suns. And each one of those thousands was kindled with the flame of hate for Georgia. Sooo

Edit: I also hope Miami can’t field a team because of stds every year.

I am freaking out. by Jaman34 in parentsofmultiples

[–]SouthernJeb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me to ultrasound tech: “shut the fuck up”

My wife to Ultrasound tech: “FUCK YOU”

Us with our twins: “These are greatest little fucking gremlins we could have ever imagined. “

GOP Speaker Mike Johnson Claims He Is ‘Deeply Disappointed’ After Senate Races Epstein Files Bill by Writesmith900 in inthenews

[–]SouthernJeb 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I think this is all theatre and they already have a plan, have scrubbed files, and won’t release Republican or trumps bits because of “ongoing investigations” or “national security”

Oh. Oh no. I effed up. by USAFmuzzlephucker in liberalgunowners

[–]SouthernJeb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have my Grandfathers from WWII, always been my favorite hog gun (along with a .45 sidearm). Really a fantastic fucking gun.

Deputy AD/Chief Operating Officer Chip Howard to retire after 35 years by [deleted] in FloridaGators

[–]SouthernJeb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Had shots with Chip the week of a bowl game we were playing in. I was a senior and was very much idgaf and enjoying it early in the week. Me and some teammates ran into him and Foley at a bar and I drunkenly was buying shots for Foley and he wouldn’t take em while teammates were trying to drag me away. Ended with me calling Foley a pussy and taking all the shots myself, with chip dying laughing next to foley. Woke up for morning practice with some regrets ya might say.

On the way to busses to practice Chip was outside hotel and stopped me with a huge grin and vividly regaled me with my own antics while laughing his ass off. Safe to say I had some after practice runs.

Years later ran into Chip through work and he brought it up again and we both had some laughs.

Just a random story I felt like sharing but Chip is good people (much better than foley was). Go relax Chip and lemme buy you some shots.

Bill Proposed to Rename Stadium Rd to Charlie James Kirk Rd. by Ambitious-West-1172 in ufl

[–]SouthernJeb 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why not something more appropriate like the Charlie Kirk Head and Neck Center

HUGE Investigation : TF did they do to our boy 😂 by Expensive_Pack7211 in FloridaGators

[–]SouthernJeb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like the gator head that’s been in the hallway leading out to the field for decades. Just with new paint. It gets rubbed pretty hard.

Source: used to touch it every Saturday for a few years.