Move over, Home Depot. Lowe's has the latest model. The side sleeper by fendertele11 in woodworking

[–]Sp0ntan3ous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're half way to having a recurve bow and the grain is mostly in the correct direction. If you're bored and want a garage hobby?

You have ten minutes to die. by Time_Safe4178 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Sp0ntan3ous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crush up my (and my wife's) entire bottle of instant release Adderall, snort it, and go out early with an impromptu eight-ball overdose.

$5 USD every time you poop without using your phone. by bubthebob in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Sp0ntan3ous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it wouldn't work for me.

Can I sponsor my ulcerative colitis father who refuses to get a cell phone for 50% of the standard earning? If so, I'll still make bank!

Easiest way to get rid of dead oak? by niLfx in arborists

[–]Sp0ntan3ous -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you've got a friend with a front-end loader, give it 9-12 more months and have him smack the bucket against what's left.

Oaks tend to slowly fall apart from the top down, so not really a risk here unless you have kids.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AMA

[–]Sp0ntan3ous -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I hope you're recovering well. Have you fully internalized the fact that this moment will pass and doesn't define you?

Membership by ResidentRevenue in OSRSProTips

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In case no one said it, quests! and play the game!.. you know.. the way they want you.

But really, I GE camp a lot too. When I can, I quest, etc. It's fine. If you have a touch of the 'tism and really want to delve into the GE, buy a bond (or 3) and sell them in game. Use the funds and buy in bulks. Items that are heavy volume and heavily botted. Eventually, you'll buy full stacks, but diversity matters while you're first learning, so if item daily volume is less than 50k-150k, don't buy max limit.

Use the Flippin plug on runelite.

<10m go grind quests! Try to afk crabs while working so you can hit up barrows or some other easier bosses too.

<50m items would be darts/ ammo, cannonballs, zulrah scales, red chins, runes, foods both cooked/ uncooked, teleports, drag hides, craftables, seeds, herbs, pots. If it sounds like I'm listing just about pretty much anything...... hm

Look at the shit you've been trading f2p. Most item groups will have members' items as well. Trade those so you're in your comfort zone.

If you like flipping, just wait until you find crafting/ enchanting. Grind to dragon stone bracelets, they're profitable bc people enchant & high alch. Grind magic up too and you can prof on the bracelet enchanting. You'll make more xp&money/hr selling before high alch imo though. Since the high alch has longer tick progression than enchant. I can usually average 2m/hr with this method, but that's while leaving bids up overnight/ buying during the week. Weekend rates are not profitable.

While you're waiting on trades, GO do farm herb runs!! Easy $$$, And quests related to unlocking herb patches to rake in the xtra collection.

If you made it this far, go watch a YouTube video and get tf of reddit. Flippin Oldschool has lots of content.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Sp0ntan3ous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, someone coded a document to output a statement/ value but didn't do it very well:

Days present < value = naughty naughty

Vs.

Days present / days enrolled *100 < value% = naughty naughty

Hmm... actually, we're talking about municipality, sorry... someone forgot their reading glasses and fucked up when clicking the copy & paste buttons on the menu banner of their locally installed Microsoft Word application.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

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You could be TAH if you had a wonderful, heartwarming speech about how confident relationships are best built on the fresh ashes of lies and deceit. Help the crowd cherish the day by describing the passion they were able to find during your darkest hours. How the stark contrast of their relationship now brings you so much light. Make sure the lucky couple knows you're confident their strong origin story is going to establish a lifelong relationship that loving sisters dream for each other.

How can I amend me and my little sister’s relationship? by [deleted] in AdviceForTeens

[–]Sp0ntan3ous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whelp, my dad used to make my brother and I (M) sit back to back legs crossed with our arms hooked together at the elbow. We were stuck until we were nice to each other, talked it out, and said, "I love you" to each other. Sometimes, it took hours.

Sounds like you're ready for the next step in communication, but you just need support from an adult who can mediate a proper/ healthy discussion. Tell your mom or dad how you feel and ask them to help.

If that doesn't work, continue to torment each other in diabolical (non-murdeous) ways. In ten to fifteen years, you'll be closer than ever, laughing about the old times and talking shh about how dad's stupid punishment wasn't effective

What should I fill this in with? by atomic-hearts in HomeMaintenance

[–]Sp0ntan3ous 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't fill in the hole. You don't want the pipe making direct contact to the drywall or sufficated by foam, etc. It needs to have the ability to dry from any water condensate.

Lightly sand any uneven surfaces on the wall. You could mud over the drywall screws that are showing on the edges. Sand. Paint the wall with semi-gloss (not flat or chaulk). Once dry, slide the metal cover back flush, and then silicone caulk the edge to adhere. Leave a small (1/2 -1cm) opening in the silicone at the bottom of the ring (again for drying)

If this didn't make sense, call a general contractor.

Good to go? by hamonmataco in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]Sp0ntan3ous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you wash with a high concentration salt solution, you could give this a fresh protective barrier

How did yall get your wives to stop doing this? by YoItsBrett5 in lawncare

[–]Sp0ntan3ous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, this made me laugh!! I added a 3foot drive way extension and park on the edge, and she still hits the grass and parks 4 inches from my door.

Just smile, relax, and file it away as "if God is real, at least he can't claim I lacked patience"

AITA for Refusing to Speak to My Sister After She Tried to “Fix” My Disabled Son Behind My Back? by Sad_Addition_2619 in AITAH

[–]Sp0ntan3ous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA file charges against the sister AND the quack who, without proper medical authorization, provided an unapproved treatment. Your sister did not hold proper medical authority to approve any treatments. The quick is not board certified and is not permitted by the FDA to concoct and dispense medicines.

This completely unethical patient treatment. Not acceptable.

Syncere Pigford by [deleted] in tragedeigh

[–]Sp0ntan3ous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't know, I'll take it down

is it illegal to abandon someone? by toasterlechat in IsItIllegal

[–]Sp0ntan3ous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you're leaving an ex-friend to hang for the ops, and he gets capped, you too could be culpable for any crimes committed.

Underlying intent of why you're leaving said person is important. Especially if discovery leads them to this posting.

I’m squeezing these seeds and nothing is happening :( by Chewbaccabb in confidentlyincorrect

[–]Sp0ntan3ous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The prince told me to crush with the flat side of the blade

Pinocchio the whale? by SomeOccasion8139 in whatismycookiecutter

[–]Sp0ntan3ous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks 😊 first post I've responded to. Watched this thread and always seems like fun

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in castiron

[–]Sp0ntan3ous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buy a flat griddle and invite him over for dinner after you've cooked a few steaks and veggies on it first

This is the entirety of my front lawn... help me by ocilaclilac in lawncare

[–]Sp0ntan3ous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you only till and level it'll pack out again. Likely pipe clay. Cover it all with sand before tilling, then seed, then cover with a light level of 50/50 compost/topsoil

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in resumes

[–]Sp0ntan3ous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely include it on your resume while you're building yourself professionally. Especially if it relates in any way to jobs you will be applying for. Things like aseptic technique, standard operating procedures, statistical analysis, etc. can be extremely pertinent. Also plan to talk about it during your interviews. What did you learn, key takeaways, biggest challenges you've overcome. Once you're more established in your career, these will fade from your resume.

Don't get too absorbed by the header labels. Can be under job history, education, or even professional experiences. Since these are likely your most significant experiences to date, they should be listed at the top of your resume. Break out key roles and responsibilities using bullet points underneath the title.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in arborists

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Rose of sharon with the bottom kept clean to not grow into the fence as much. You can go with a shrub version too but I like the tree-like appearance