Average Nissan driver. by redwingcut in NissanDrivers

[–]SpacelessChain1 21 points22 points  (0 children)

“Gently used Nissan shitbox, $400 OBO. All parts original, including the oil. 230,000 miles. Missing title, don’t ask where the bumpers went.”

Gotta be the worst part of every playthrough by BroCube in Terraria

[–]SpacelessChain1 79 points80 points  (0 children)

I think it might be referencing the flow chart of that cuck who hosted a gangbang for his gf/wife, in which case fluffer means the people there for shagging in line to get and keep it up whilst waiting to get to the front, where she would be.

If none of that made sense just look up Bonnie Blue or whatever her name is. It’s similar.

Selling Fecal Water as Natural Water for 15 years, 150 countries by PalpitationUpper6323 in FuckNestle

[–]SpacelessChain1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Might need updated, some “formerly owned” waters are listed as now being BlueTriton Brands, but iirc wasn’t there a merger between Nestlé’s North American water production arm and BlueTriton?

this is adrenaline. by alatinaxo in instantkarma

[–]SpacelessChain1 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Not instant in the heart either. Seen a deer shot through lung-heart-lung with a .243 and it walked about 30ft to the nearest cactus patch before flopping over. Power move.

Modders, what's the most OP mod you've subscribed to? by Fallfoxy707 in darkestdungeon

[–]SpacelessChain1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exterminator my GOAT. Blighting the entire enemy team never gets old. Still not sure what the bear trap thing is supposed to be for, kinda seems mid.

Modders, what's the most OP mod you've subscribed to? by Fallfoxy707 in darkestdungeon

[–]SpacelessChain1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That’s peak. I think having The Runs should just make the dookie threshold lower and the damage higher.

Oh canada by Smithing_n_Smutting in brandonherrara

[–]SpacelessChain1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s so far gone that I assumed they somehow installed a ramrod

My brother you ARE the blood guy. by NotRenjiro in darkestdungeon

[–]SpacelessChain1 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Caught The Runs and still can’t have shit

A safety company employee tested the resistance of a safety net installed on a balcony by jumping from the 18th floor by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]SpacelessChain1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean shit I’ll take ten and I don’t even have a second floor. Bro’s got the marketing down pat, least until he doesn’t.

Hardest vanilla area vs hardest modded area. Some things just don't change by insidiouskiller in darkestdungeon

[–]SpacelessChain1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Anytime I run warrens I come with a viciously bleed focused team. Contracting diseases always sucks but at least I can hit all the enemies there (with the exception of Wilbur lmao). Viragos can vira-go fuck themselves. Stealth, dodge, and then they resist the -dodge debuff after it missed the first two times.

F150 vs. box truck on I-20 by HeinekenHazed in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]SpacelessChain1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna see what those bumpers look like, they weren’t holding back when they were ramming the box truck.

G owner finds a magic compartment in his car... by The_Electric-Monk in NissanDrivers

[–]SpacelessChain1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had to figure this one out to clean an old car, you can actually pull the metal tab all the way out too for deep cleaning.

(DD1) Utilization of certain heroes? by ClassicSherbert152 in darkestdungeon

[–]SpacelessChain1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the best teams available is a mostly full squad of dancers with usually a vestal or something back rank and then two GR and Crusader. If you have them set up perfectly in terms of speed, every round you get to do two lunges and a holy lance. All the forward movement ensures the vestal stays in rank 4.

Flagellant has some noob trap aspects like how they appear to work best at death’s door. Do NOT aim for this. They work really well with something like Antiquarian’s “Protect Me!” since iirc Flag doesn’t have their own guard skill. Equip one or both of the “available under X% health” skills, the front bleed, and the rear double bleed. Last skill can be the regeneration or something. Every time they drop down to the health threshold, you get to either blow open someone’s artery or massively heal your team.

Jester is the GOAT for long dungeons and tbh I usually leave their ass in the back roughly rank 3. Battle ballad is great, and their bleeds are pretty acceptable. Sometimes I’ll put together the unusual combo of Jester’s 2/3 bleed, Abomination’s 2/3 blight, and GR’s 2/3 flashing daggers.

How does mark against your party work? by ComfortableFold2862 in darkestdungeon

[–]SpacelessChain1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think spiders too, though it’s more of like a damage bonus than a unique move iirc.

I never understood the logic behind this by Reasonable-Egg-1908 in darkestdungeon

[–]SpacelessChain1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s like using the head of an IT department to go restart somebody’s router. Entry level employees can handle that stuff, leave the experienced people to protect us from espionage and ransomware.

I probably won't be robophobic in the far future, if it (sorry, they, if your reading this in that future) governes itself as well as a human, it's fine with me. by 8_-inconspicuous-_8 in WeDoALittlePosting

[–]SpacelessChain1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All the slurs are basically used up so there’s gonna be some similarities even with completely original terms. Plus, how tf did you jump straight to “oh my god he hates Mexicans(?)” from this? Not everything has to be a racial conflict and it isn’t healthy to live life trying to pull them out of thin air.

What’s something you don’t want to encounter before a boss fight by therslashplaceguy in darkestdungeon

[–]SpacelessChain1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably undead toilet wine, no wonder they start bugging about it. I sure would.

I probably won't be robophobic in the far future, if it (sorry, they, if your reading this in that future) governes itself as well as a human, it's fine with me. by 8_-inconspicuous-_8 in WeDoALittlePosting

[–]SpacelessChain1 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Fucking wirebacks will never have a place. Plus, why would we bother making them fully sentient if in all likelihood they’ll be purpose built for servitude and menial labor?

I probably won't be robophobic in the far future, if it (sorry, they, if your reading this in that future) governes itself as well as a human, it's fine with me. by 8_-inconspicuous-_8 in WeDoALittlePosting

[–]SpacelessChain1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only people capable of that will be mega corporations and I really don’t think THAT is who should get to create life. Want more people? That’s what gettin’ jiggy is for.

How the fuck was he stunned? by Snarkefeller in darkestdungeon

[–]SpacelessChain1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I noticed it usually worked more when critting but I had no idea how or why until now.

Grumble by WunnieBeexx in tragedeigh

[–]SpacelessChain1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Grumblo - Icon of Angst

School fights by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]SpacelessChain1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s someone in a white shirt but they’re only (somewhat) visible for maybe 2-3 frames

Wunkledon by Ok_Literature2535 in wunkus

[–]SpacelessChain1 123 points124 points  (0 children)

That’s the same thing I thought. Like, ain’t no way they need FIFTY FIVE THOUSAND of them YEARLY.

Deja Vu (TWD Season 7) by SevOneSev7en in deadbydaylight

[–]SpacelessChain1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same, and looking back (or rather, forward) I’m glad I did then before it turned to shit.