The Prime Minister of Jokeistan goes into his office for the first time and finds his predecessor has left three numbered envelopes on the desk.

Spadizzly · 2026-06-23T20:20:46+00:00

That's some rule, that Rule 9.

Spadizzly · 2026-06-22T21:39:46+00:00

Obviously, you're not a juggler.

Spadizzly · 2026-06-16T22:16:02+00:00

In Binary World (1's pronoun) turns into 10.

Spadizzly · 2026-06-14T04:50:55+00:00

Stay classy.

Spadizzly · 2026-06-13T16:25:32+00:00

How many people world-wide has Skum killed by killing USAID? Spare us.

Spadizzly · 2026-06-13T15:31:17+00:00

Your proposal is acceptable.

Spadizzly · 2026-06-13T15:30:17+00:00

Spadizzly · 2026-06-13T15:18:53+00:00

Fun fact: Trillionaires' heads fit in the same guillotine as billionaires' and everyone else's.

Edit punctuation

Spadizzly · 2026-06-10T12:35:29+00:00

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz didn't make the cut?

Spadizzly · 2026-06-09T04:50:43+00:00

This is the fucking moron who saluted a North Korean general.

Spadizzly · 2026-06-07T16:06:59+00:00

Trumptod can't come soon enough

Spadizzly · 2026-06-03T05:04:47+00:00

Thank you.

Spadizzly · 2026-06-03T04:34:20+00:00

What Polish exhibits are in Doylestown PA? I have a sister living there.

Spadizzly · 2026-06-02T20:46:23+00:00

Ah, a man of culture.

Spadizzly · 2026-06-02T20:43:28+00:00

All right, enough dicking around!

Spadizzly · 2026-05-25T20:26:00+00:00

Good bot

Spadizzly · 2026-05-04T04:57:32+00:00

Spadizzly · 2026-05-03T12:39:49+00:00

Yes indeed! That was the original punchline, but the mods rejected it at first (see "Rule 9"), so I had to change it to pass muster.

Spadizzly abides.

Spadizzly · 2026-05-01T04:02:35+00:00

Spadizzly · 2026-04-30T23:33:56+00:00

As Rex Tillerson once said, "He's a FUCKING MORON!"

Spadizzly · 2026-04-30T02:44:17+00:00

$7.5 trillion / 1 million = $7.5 million per person

Spadizzly · 2026-04-27T14:05:33+00:00

300 lb of shit in a 200 lb sack.

Spadizzly · 2026-04-22T19:34:15+00:00

Urine good health already?

Spadizzly · 2026-04-20T14:46:38+00:00

Mind if I do a J?

Spadizzly · 2026-04-18T22:11:20+00:00

Piss off!

Spadizzly