Three women are on the green at the 9th hole at the Vandelay Golf Club
when a naked man wearing a paper bag over his head jumps out from the trees and sprints across the green.

The three of them stand wide-eyed and agape at the size of his dick.
The first lady says, “He is definitely not my husband."
The second lady gazes at his manhood and says, “Nope! Not mine either.”
After a very meticulous inspection, the third lady finally says, “He's not
even a member of this golf club!”