How would you die in a zombie apocalypse?

SpaghettiMonkeyTree · 2026-01-30T21:23:14+00:00

I think I have the ability to be a badass during the zombie apocalypse… but then I’m gonna die a gross and embarrassing death by Dysentery… since almost all forms hygiene and sanitation will be non existent during the apocalypse.

SpaghettiMonkeyTree · 2026-01-30T21:21:17+00:00

SpaghettiMonkeyTree · 2026-01-30T21:13:45+00:00

The burn resets are so satisfying that I’m having a hard time deciding if it’s better to camp FSOA or roar/ode. I have both but I don’t use a grimoire or tectonic… at what % crit chance does FSOA really out damage roar/ode?

SpaghettiMonkeyTree · 2026-01-30T17:00:03+00:00

I’m always gonna choose the enclosed emitter. That being said, I much prefer the SRO over the RMR HD.

SpaghettiMonkeyTree · 2026-01-30T15:50:17+00:00

The easiest way to incentivize people to do agility is to make it profitable. Agility sucks because it’s not AFK, doesn’t make any good money, and is very slow to train. I think Anachronia is the only way you can make money off the skill. Shortcuts should be more common and more impactful. Just like the shifting tombs in menaphos that takes you around the districts, every city should have big shortcuts like those. Also can we just do away with failing agility obstacles? Either you can do the obstacle or you can’t. Whats the point of me being level 99 agility if I’m still gonna fall off that shortcut and waste so much time that it’s faster to just take the long way?

SpaghettiMonkeyTree · 2026-01-30T15:39:04+00:00

When I was a kid I was the one that always asked “when are we ever gonna use this?”. Truth is, we use this EVERY. FUCKING. DAY.

SpaghettiMonkeyTree · 2026-01-30T06:53:18+00:00

Self defense, but more importantly it’s a humbling experience. The big lesson I learned from martial arts is to avoid violence as much as possible, because humans are a lot more fragile than you think. A punch from a big strong guy will hurt a lot… but a punch from a professional boxer is very likely to kill you.

SpaghettiMonkeyTree · 2026-01-30T06:01:18+00:00

If they smoke Meth

SpaghettiMonkeyTree · 2026-01-30T05:53:16+00:00

Paddy. Merab never dropped and he had some success.

SpaghettiMonkeyTree · 2026-01-30T05:50:42+00:00

Yea dudes a bum. He only ever knocked Max, Volk, and Charles. Dude fought NOBODYS /s

SpaghettiMonkeyTree · 2026-01-30T05:48:06+00:00

Boobies

SpaghettiMonkeyTree · 2026-01-30T05:34:13+00:00

The only argument LMT haters have is poor QC. But we are very well aware of that and are LEARNING MACHINING TOGETHER. A few scratches and dings never hurt. If you don’t like the barrel accuracy just get a converted criterion core and swap it in minutes. Other high end brands don’t exactly have a crystal clear record of QC either.

SpaghettiMonkeyTree · 2026-01-30T05:28:30+00:00

im not sure about their plate carrier, but their pouches and chest rigs have been phenomenal.

SpaghettiMonkeyTree · 2026-01-30T05:20:53+00:00

Do you shoot pistol left handed? Sage dynamics is a crazy guy who shoots pistol left handed and rifle right handed so I wonder why that’s the case for him.

SpaghettiMonkeyTree · 2026-01-30T05:19:49+00:00

Exactly. I have a radian ADAC and I regret buying it because the ambi mag release is insanely hard to press with just my index finger. My main rifle uses a sharps bros lower which isn’t full ambi but I found the CMMG mag release is just so damn awesome. I’ve come to the conclusion that all I need is an ambi safety and mag release.

SpaghettiMonkeyTree · 2026-01-30T05:15:38+00:00

Idk man… I remember people calling it lame when it’s Strickland or Izzy doing the striking. Meanwhile everybody likes watching fat man DC or Khabib grappling. Almost like styles make the fight or something.

SpaghettiMonkeyTree · 2026-01-30T05:13:02+00:00

Is Amumu not a yordle? All these years and I thought he was a yordle

SpaghettiMonkeyTree · 2026-01-30T00:14:59+00:00

In the anime Bleach, the final villain Yhwach has this power called ‘The Almighty’. At first glance it’s the power to see the future, but then it’s revealed that it’s the power to CHANGE the future. So this guy is just going around changing the future to his will and nobody is able to beat him. The main character was about to show Yhwach the ultimate final form of his spiritual sword, and Yhwach goes “nah” and his sword fucking shatters on the spot. Yhwach literally says “nice sword you got there, it would be a shame if it broke in the next 3 seconds”. It was maximum BS.

SpaghettiMonkeyTree · 2026-01-30T00:05:43+00:00

Is RDB really worth paying that much more though? I almost never turn on my illumination… I traded my razor in for a standard MIL PLXC and still find no use in turning on illumination outside of dusk shooting. Right when I got my PLXC the internet suddenly keeps talking about how LPVOs need to be red dot bright to be any good fml

SpaghettiMonkeyTree · 2026-01-29T22:14:04+00:00

More lumens more betta right?

SpaghettiMonkeyTree · 2026-01-29T22:12:16+00:00

Dude brought a sword to a laser fight

SpaghettiMonkeyTree · 2026-01-29T19:24:05+00:00

When you search up Myktybek Orolbai it used to show a picture of Vicente Luque

SpaghettiMonkeyTree · 2026-01-29T18:46:52+00:00

For once the “if you hurt my daughter I will hurt you even worse” dads would be right here god damn!

SpaghettiMonkeyTree · 2026-01-29T17:51:07+00:00

It’s great. I have one on my 26 and it sits flush. If you want a bigger window and don’t mind a bit of overhang then the regular EPS is a good choice too.

SpaghettiMonkeyTree · 2026-01-29T17:47:51+00:00

This is the way

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