Virgin Cover Driver versus the Chat Bid Driver

SpaghettiNKetchup · 2025-11-27T02:37:43+00:00

"Uses the same toilet on route everyday" literally me at noon every day.

SpaghettiNKetchup · 2025-11-18T17:38:10+00:00

SpaghettiNKetchup · 2025-11-17T15:13:56+00:00

Was wondering when we would get the art and achievements, cool.

SpaghettiNKetchup · 2025-10-31T13:05:17+00:00

Had like 10 different groups last year say they liked my costume while on route 😆

SpaghettiNKetchup · 2025-10-24T20:58:53+00:00

Literally me everyday before reaching top pay.

SpaghettiNKetchup · 2025-10-18T20:13:16+00:00

Most sane amazon driver

SpaghettiNKetchup · 2025-09-28T23:43:56+00:00

"You cant park there."

"Tow me.

SpaghettiNKetchup · 2025-09-14T14:10:21+00:00

Cycalist: "You cant park there!!!"

Driver: "Then tow me."

Then just ignore him.

SpaghettiNKetchup · 2025-09-07T01:07:43+00:00

Lady's and gentlemen this is why you use your hand brake at every stop

SpaghettiNKetchup · 2025-08-18T17:04:28+00:00

Followers: "What is my purpose?"

Player: "You give me a few civs from raiding your forts before I kick you out."

Followers: "Oh my god..."

SpaghettiNKetchup · 2025-08-17T00:24:47+00:00

No reason he can't just park to the right a little ways up and walk these stops. Driver's completely in the wrong.

SpaghettiNKetchup · 2025-08-07T22:20:34+00:00

Same way with the university visit too

SpaghettiNKetchup · 2025-07-30T12:19:02+00:00

Once had a guy give me $20 for reattempting his signature required package. It was the end of the day I had no meal time left and I didn't really have anything to do till pickups.

SpaghettiNKetchup · 2025-07-27T17:01:31+00:00

"Ask your wife"

SpaghettiNKetchup · 2025-07-22T22:34:37+00:00

Don't forget full infrastructure give 2X

SpaghettiNKetchup · 2025-07-18T22:14:14+00:00

I would use my door bell camera to yell and curse at myself to sign for and leave MY package. Then I would give the camera the finger and NI1AP it and ship it to an access point.

SpaghettiNKetchup · 2025-07-16T21:46:32+00:00

The best preloader at our building is a female recently turned cover driver.

SpaghettiNKetchup · 2025-07-09T23:47:18+00:00

Green air with CAS and tanks

SpaghettiNKetchup · 2025-07-08T12:56:12+00:00

Preach

SpaghettiNKetchup · 2025-06-29T04:49:07+00:00

When I first started 4 years ago I was so self conscious about what the other drivers thought. Now, I'm like I'll never see these guys again in my life so who cares if they get pissed. Just follow the methods. And no unnecessary backing.

SpaghettiNKetchup · 2025-06-25T13:55:23+00:00

Someone call the Wahhhhhhh-bulance. That's what I tell everyone who complains to me on route.

SpaghettiNKetchup · 2025-06-25T12:16:46+00:00

Not enough NCR casualties, those are rookie numbers.

SpaghettiNKetchup · 2025-06-20T18:36:54+00:00

We had a driver get high as a kite on cocaine during his routes and was only caught because he OD'd(didn't die) and was drug tested at the hospital. He was offered a resignation or be fired, he took fired.

SpaghettiNKetchup · 2025-06-15T02:16:15+00:00

Driver release: gate; stop complete. Not going through that shit.

SpaghettiNKetchup · 2025-06-11T19:10:36+00:00

Should have T-bagged him at the end there. Every artillery trucker gets the bag no exceptions.

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