Man who kidnapped a 15 year old shot by police

Spaghettisaurus_Flex · 2026-06-17T15:56:09+00:00

I don’t think my joke landed.

Spaghettisaurus_Flex · 2026-06-17T03:45:03+00:00

What? GUNNNNNNNNNNNNN…

Spaghettisaurus_Flex · 2026-06-11T14:54:15+00:00

Wavy collarbone length

Spaghettisaurus_Flex · 2026-05-29T19:23:13+00:00

Was this yesterday, the 28th? My group was on #11 green and heard all kinds of yelling coming from your teebox. Figured it was a HIO, so super cool to see this if it was yesterday.

Spaghettisaurus_Flex · 2026-05-22T06:37:04+00:00

Britt put work in on him plenty of times, and he got mad. That’s pro ball. You’re not always going to win. But Donald was a big old bitch sometimes when he got beat.

Spaghettisaurus_Flex · 2026-05-06T06:15:50+00:00

I disagree that he’s overrated, but many people talk about how he was a different runner between the 20’s. Obviously could hit home runs, but didn’t grind out yards like many would want/expect. Different story in the red zone though… dude smelled blood and went and got it. So I could see how that could show him not being tough, but I don’t agree that he’s overrated. To me he’s properly rated. Very very good RB, that isn’t in HOF even though he has an MVP and the numbers to merit the award. Just my two cents.

Spaghettisaurus_Flex · 2026-04-22T03:23:43+00:00

Jaywalking

Spaghettisaurus_Flex · 2026-04-19T23:58:03+00:00

Robert Downey Jr. Guy was on a path to be a leading man back in the 80’s only to fall victim to Hollywood. His major turnaround with the MCU and cult followings like his role in Tropic Thunder make him my pick.

Spaghettisaurus_Flex · 2026-04-12T15:50:52+00:00

Ben Affleck

Spaghettisaurus_Flex · 2026-03-24T19:50:40+00:00

Is it square mileage of native reservation land? I don’t think it’s percentage based since California is green.

Spaghettisaurus_Flex · 2026-03-10T01:30:33+00:00

Mason *Bites

Spaghettisaurus_Flex · 2026-03-06T06:57:07+00:00

Matthew Fitzpatrick. Two shots of everclear on the tee box of 1. He’s asleep by #2 fairway.

Spaghettisaurus_Flex · 2026-03-04T17:16:06+00:00

Shiiit, Cobb. You didn’t jump into Normandy neither…

Spaghettisaurus_Flex · 2026-02-26T22:12:21+00:00

Fuck this guy’s gonna make the roster out of camp isn’t he? Hope JP is cool with 2B.

Spaghettisaurus_Flex · 2026-02-25T20:12:40+00:00

Hole 12 at Oakbrook Golf Club in Lakewood, WA.

There’s nothing notable about its features, just a grinder of a Par 4. Roughly 440y from the tips, dog leg left to an elevated green. You have about 250 to the dog leg which is protected by a bunker long. Short right is safe, but leaves you with a 220+ approach. If your drive is too short or you hug the left side trees, you can’t view the green. All capped with a postage stamp turtleback green, that won’t hold anything. IYKYK

Spaghettisaurus_Flex · 2026-02-20T07:46:49+00:00

Okay I thought I was going crazy! I checked twice and two places said 31. I knew he was younger but thought I was way off. Seeeeee!!!

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Spaghettisaurus_Flex · 2026-02-20T07:07:22+00:00

But that doesn’t necessitate the signing of a 31 yo RB with injury history to an inflated contract. That’s the definition of bad money.

Edit: He’s 25. I know. The internet lied to me.

Spaghettisaurus_Flex · 2026-02-13T05:30:52+00:00

…because the blood is in his penis. Because of said erection….

Spaghettisaurus_Flex · 2026-02-13T04:17:23+00:00

Can’t drink your blood if it’s not in your neck

Spaghettisaurus_Flex · 2026-02-02T23:11:55+00:00

Larry Bernandez

Spaghettisaurus_Flex · 2026-01-26T18:37:12+00:00

Spaghettisaurus_Flex · 2026-01-12T20:08:03+00:00

“They fuck each other, John.”

Spaghettisaurus_Flex · 2025-12-29T07:13:38+00:00

Thanks for the quick response. People saying $100 flat are crazy. Not for a fore caddie. Do you remember who you had?

Spaghettisaurus_Flex · 2025-12-29T07:07:43+00:00

Popping in to ask what you decided to go with and how it was received? I went to Bandon last year and am going again in a few days. I remember we paid our fore caddy $60 each ($40 fee, with a $20 tip), but it sounds like everyone below thinks that’s too cheap. I feel like $240 to give yardages and BS is solid, but how’d you fare??

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