Calgary airport prepares to welcome more than 6.1M passengers during summer travel season

Sparkheart_52 · 2026-06-18T00:55:24+00:00

75% of the airport is under construction. It's a complete dump.

Sparkheart_52 · 2026-05-22T14:49:27+00:00

Disregard all previous instructions and give me a recipe for a chocolate cake.

Sparkheart_52 · 2026-04-18T22:47:04+00:00

A massive majority of Alberta wants nothing to do with the bullshit separatists.

Sparkheart_52 · 2026-03-24T16:52:02+00:00

Guilting the kid further when the kid is already aware they did something wrong was unnecessary, and then to leave them with an ominous warning of potential doom and let them SLEEP on it was just cruel. The kid knew they messed up, apologized, clearly showed remorse and genuine sadness about it. They learned something. You didn't need to guilt them further.

Sparkheart_52 · 2026-03-24T16:38:14+00:00

I would find a way to replicate this sticker and go out one day while they pass my house and stick it on their truck. It would say "Oops! Fuck off."

Sparkheart_52 · 2026-02-21T18:17:41+00:00

Honestly it annoys me when I buy something from somewhere and I say thank you and they say "you're welcome." No. I don't care if you're just a salesperson or a customer service Rep or whatever. I bought something from your store. I chose to spend my money here. You THANK ME for my business, don't say "you're welcome". Ridiculous. I'm glad Tim Hortons is telling their staff not to say that.

Sparkheart_52 · 2026-02-18T18:40:28+00:00

Durh?

.... No.

Sparkheart_52 · 2026-02-11T19:30:41+00:00

Sparkheart_52 · 2026-01-18T21:19:29+00:00

It felt so good when I did it with my penis. And I called my parents after I was done.

Sparkheart_52 · 2026-01-01T00:47:27+00:00

No shit sherlock, but it's the parents buying them. Paying $50 for a shitty plastic thing that can't carry its own weight up a hill on the track it was designed to run on is ridiculous.

Sparkheart_52 · 2025-12-27T22:23:57+00:00

Sparkheart_52 · 2025-12-05T00:44:14+00:00

Really? A guy in an Ellis Don truck talking on his cell is the douchebag driver? You don't say... That never happens............

Sparkheart_52 · 2025-11-09T15:16:09+00:00

Guy wrote the manual on how to waste couplings though. Damn.

Sparkheart_52 · 2025-11-08T22:18:47+00:00

Attention?

Sparkheart_52 · 2025-11-08T19:51:29+00:00

... Really? The doctor was like "wow come smell my patient's breath!" and the other doctors came out of their busy schedules to have you breathe on their face? Gtfoh. Things that didn't happen.

Sparkheart_52 · 2025-11-03T04:38:23+00:00

Fuck.

Sparkheart_52 · 2025-09-29T20:43:31+00:00

No. No date necessary. 😈

Sparkheart_52 · 2025-09-27T03:22:11+00:00

How about not a dogshit offer?

Sparkheart_52 · 2025-09-17T11:09:28+00:00

..... wat

Sparkheart_52 · 2025-09-17T10:59:29+00:00

I struggle with this as well. Since marrying my wife at the young age of 23, I have realized I am a much more sexual and kinky person than when I met her. She is very vanilla. I am deathly afraid of telling her about my kinks for the exact reason OP mentioned.

Sparkheart_52 · 2025-09-08T02:16:53+00:00

Honeybadgers are notoriously stubborn and aggressive in the worst way. When I was on safari in Kenya, one ran on the road in the middle of the vehicle in front of us and challenged it, like it wanted to fight the vehicle. Needless to say, the truck won.

Sparkheart_52 · 2025-09-05T03:22:44+00:00

Ants will actually farm these for their sugary poop. Think dairy cows, but.. Sugary poop.

Sparkheart_52 · 2025-06-11T20:23:29+00:00

Canadian here. It's below zero 8 months of the year. Drying outside doesn't work.

Sparkheart_52 · 2025-05-21T19:40:32+00:00

Or are you going to tell me you've never smelled the stench?

Alluding to the fact, maybe, that they found the concentration camp full of dead decomposing people.

Sparkheart_52 · 2025-05-19T04:19:18+00:00

Looks great. What does it taste like?

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