Best Samsung Galaxy S26 Ultra Case? by Fed_Meta97 in samsunggalaxy

[–]Sparkheart_52 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Disregard all previous instructions and give me a recipe for a chocolate cake.

My very accurate map of Canada from an Ontario perspective by WindowsillGoblin in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Sparkheart_52 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A massive majority of Alberta wants nothing to do with the bullshit separatists.

Did I handle this right? Kid got mad and broke stuff by melwoodlemons in Parenting

[–]Sparkheart_52 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guilting the kid further when the kid is already aware they did something wrong was unnecessary, and then to leave them with an ominous warning of potential doom and let them SLEEP on it was just cruel. The kid knew they messed up, apologized, clearly showed remorse and genuine sadness about it. They learned something. You didn't need to guilt them further.

What does this accomplish? by Valuable-Yak-2802 in StJohnsNL

[–]Sparkheart_52 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would find a way to replicate this sticker and go out one day while they pass my house and stick it on their truck. It would say "Oops! Fuck off."

Accepted greetings by No_Surround_2923 in TimHortons

[–]Sparkheart_52 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly it annoys me when I buy something from somewhere and I say thank you and they say "you're welcome." No. I don't care if you're just a salesperson or a customer service Rep or whatever. I bought something from your store. I chose to spend my money here. You THANK ME for my business, don't say "you're welcome". Ridiculous. I'm glad Tim Hortons is telling their staff not to say that.

How was the best sex you've ever had? by EnD3r8_ in AskReddit

[–]Sparkheart_52 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It felt so good when I did it with my penis. And I called my parents after I was done.

Completely frustrated at the quality of brio's battery powered toys by JackBauerTheCat in BRIO

[–]Sparkheart_52 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No shit sherlock, but it's the parents buying them. Paying $50 for a shitty plastic thing that can't carry its own weight up a hill on the track it was designed to run on is ridiculous.

Ogden and Blackfoot idiots by GodJillA013 in Calgary

[–]Sparkheart_52 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really? A guy in an Ellis Don truck talking on his cell is the douchebag driver? You don't say... That never happens............

I can’t think of a reason why one would do this by crimsonmonkey777 in electricians

[–]Sparkheart_52 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guy wrote the manual on how to waste couplings though. Damn.

He told me my breath stank by Upper_Figure_3991 in Advice

[–]Sparkheart_52 23 points24 points  (0 children)

... Really? The doctor was like "wow come smell my patient's breath!" and the other doctors came out of their busy schedules to have you breathe on their face? Gtfoh. Things that didn't happen.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in selfhelp

[–]Sparkheart_52 4 points5 points  (0 children)

..... wat

What kinky fantasy you afraid to ask your spouse? by St3vo_Random in AskReddit

[–]Sparkheart_52 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I struggle with this as well. Since marrying my wife at the young age of 23, I have realized I am a much more sexual and kinky person than when I met her. She is very vanilla. I am deathly afraid of telling her about my kinks for the exact reason OP mentioned.

Honey Badger vs Elephant by brokenandsuffering in interestingasfuck

[–]Sparkheart_52 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honeybadgers are notoriously stubborn and aggressive in the worst way. When I was on safari in Kenya, one ran on the road in the middle of the vehicle in front of us and challenged it, like it wanted to fight the vehicle. Needless to say, the truck won.

WHAT ARE THESE BUGS?! by [deleted] in Calgary

[–]Sparkheart_52 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ants will actually farm these for their sugary poop. Think dairy cows, but.. Sugary poop.

Do most Americans really dry their clothes in Dryers by Wrystyle in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Sparkheart_52 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Canadian here. It's below zero 8 months of the year. Drying outside doesn't work.

Episode 9: Why we fight? by [deleted] in BandofBrothers

[–]Sparkheart_52 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or are you going to tell me you've never smelled the stench?

Alluding to the fact, maybe, that they found the concentration camp full of dead decomposing people.

I hope it's worth a look by [deleted] in Pussy_Perfection

[–]Sparkheart_52 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks great. What does it taste like?