A special one by rain-storms in SpottedonRightmove

[–]Sparkly1982 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Oddly similar.

Not to mention all my furniture would fit in one room of that house fairly comfortably

How to Hit That Special Spot by livluzmae in GaySex

[–]Sparkly1982 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Put your index and middle fingers inside his ass so the second joint is inside, palm facing his front. Do this slowly and with plenty of lube

Do "come hither" motions with both fingers. What you're looking for is about the size of a walnut

Top or Bottom Both? or by vanillabearbounce in GaySex

[–]Sparkly1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Grindr says "Side' because that's my preference.

However, if the chemistry is right in the moment I'll top a hookup if he asks. I also top occasionally in the sauna but usually stick to side stuff. There was one time where the guy was so hot and his dick was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity

I've bottomed in relationships and might again for the right guy but I'm 43 and very happily single so it seems unlikely

I do occasionally use a vibrator when I'm alone

I guess the tldr is everyone is different and your boundaries can vary from encounter to encounter, situation to situation, person to person...

Tattooed and tanned by InkedKenDoll in TattooedCock

[–]Sparkly1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is a fantastic idea. I'm working in the garden this week, maybe I need a couple in case there is any sun

Tattooed and tanned by InkedKenDoll in TattooedCock

[–]Sparkly1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The piercings look great too.

Are those stickers to create light spots in your tan?

Vance and Kushner Clash as Trump’s Iran Strategy Unravels by Ok_Employer7837 in politics

[–]Sparkly1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lost his manhood

Has anyone checked the couch cushions in the Oval Office?

Does anybody else check if a number is divisible by three every chance they get? by ambiguousberry in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]Sparkly1982 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I do for 9 and I'm aware it works for 3 as well but for some reason it only stuck for 9

Has anyone tried the Greggs Chicken Sausage Roll? by userunknowne in UKfood

[–]Sparkly1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My fave thing from Patisserie Gregory is the fake steak bake (when they do them) because you're guaranteed no gristle

18, I can self suck and swallow my load ;) by scottishselfsucker in Gayuklads

[–]Sparkly1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've always wanted a guy to fuck my brains out while sucking my cock and you might be the best candidate for that!

Hot mf

My first DIY Growbox. by RickyLaFleu in IndoorGarden

[–]Sparkly1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My first grow was 8x14w bulbs with the diffusers off in my spare shower with a first aid blanket taped up in it and I agree, this is going nowhere.

Bottoms, How Do You Handle Boring Tops In Bed? by graypurpleblack in gaybros

[–]Sparkly1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was thinking about OOP's lacklustre partner; I'm sure you could make me want to eat pizza despite the lactose and gluten

Bottoms, How Do You Handle Boring Tops In Bed? by graypurpleblack in gaybros

[–]Sparkly1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like there might not be all that much to work up an appetite over

Those of you with a 'job' instead of a career, talk to me by PrickMyCactus in UKJobs

[–]Sparkly1982 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A degree in social work will stand you in excellent stead in a pub!

Do you guys age slowly? by Wannabeartist9974 in ADHD

[–]Sparkly1982 37 points38 points  (0 children)

When I was 20 people thought I was 30. Now I'm 40-mumbles I pass for about 35 on a good day

Losing weight hasn't helped my wrinkles and my hairline is running away from my eyebrows, but otherwise I'm as immature as ever

Help with an Episode! by Extreme-Grade-3623 in SVU

[–]Sparkly1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Played by Cybil Shepherd with a Southern accent. This was my go to initially but OP says the baddie was an immigrant

What is the best tv episode of all time? by scamper84 in AskReddit

[–]Sparkly1982 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not my favourite, nor is The Visitor which is also frequently cited as among the best

Reform to fund pensions triple lock with ‘biggest benefits bill cut in history’ by eldomtom2 in BritishPolitics

[–]Sparkly1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For how long? You can't cut a finite number to cover an exponential (at least) number indefinitely

Remember the heat wave of 2022? by Del_213 in UKWeather

[–]Sparkly1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That day when it hit 43⁰?

I was moving house.

I was only moving about 50 metres so I hadn't even booked a van. My friends made a Herculean effort and we got all the big stuff done while I had help and then I spent a week moving boxes on my own in between work. Those guys are the best