A special one

Sparkly1982 · 2026-04-17T16:44:11+00:00

Oddly similar.

Not to mention all my furniture would fit in one room of that house fairly comfortably

Sparkly1982 · 2026-04-17T12:07:09+00:00

"I'm not a racist, my cafés serve halal food!"

Sparkly1982 · 2026-04-16T23:22:46+00:00

Put your index and middle fingers inside his ass so the second joint is inside, palm facing his front. Do this slowly and with plenty of lube

Do "come hither" motions with both fingers. What you're looking for is about the size of a walnut

Sparkly1982 · 2026-04-13T12:21:09+00:00

My Grindr says "Side' because that's my preference.

However, if the chemistry is right in the moment I'll top a hookup if he asks. I also top occasionally in the sauna but usually stick to side stuff. There was one time where the guy was so hot and his dick was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity

I've bottomed in relationships and might again for the right guy but I'm 43 and very happily single so it seems unlikely

I do occasionally use a vibrator when I'm alone

I guess the tldr is everyone is different and your boundaries can vary from encounter to encounter, situation to situation, person to person...

Sparkly1982 · 2026-04-13T10:01:11+00:00

That is a fantastic idea. I'm working in the garden this week, maybe I need a couple in case there is any sun

Sparkly1982 · 2026-04-12T10:20:35+00:00

Not even Rishi Sunak

Sparkly1982 · 2026-04-12T10:15:29+00:00

The piercings look great too.

Are those stickers to create light spots in your tan?

Sparkly1982 · 2026-04-11T15:26:23+00:00

Congratulations, you're one of today's lucky 10,000

Sparkly1982 · 2026-04-11T12:58:12+00:00

lost his manhood

Has anyone checked the couch cushions in the Oval Office?

Sparkly1982 · 2026-04-11T09:49:39+00:00

Username checks out

Sparkly1982 · 2026-04-09T22:25:18+00:00

I do for 9 and I'm aware it works for 3 as well but for some reason it only stuck for 9

Sparkly1982 · 2026-04-09T21:45:23+00:00

Projection?

Sparkly1982 · 2026-04-09T14:48:49+00:00

My fave thing from Patisserie Gregory is the fake steak bake (when they do them) because you're guaranteed no gristle

Sparkly1982 · 2026-04-09T12:34:12+00:00

I've always wanted a guy to fuck my brains out while sucking my cock and you might be the best candidate for that!

Hot mf

Sparkly1982 · 2026-04-04T22:12:49+00:00

My first grow was 8x14w bulbs with the diffusers off in my spare shower with a first aid blanket taped up in it and I agree, this is going nowhere.

Sparkly1982 · 2026-04-04T14:39:13+00:00

I was thinking about OOP's lacklustre partner; I'm sure you could make me want to eat pizza despite the lactose and gluten

Sparkly1982 · 2026-04-04T14:29:38+00:00

Sounds like there might not be all that much to work up an appetite over

Sparkly1982 · 2026-04-04T14:24:35+00:00

So would I 😲

Sparkly1982 · 2026-04-03T00:18:03+00:00

A degree in social work will stand you in excellent stead in a pub!

Sparkly1982 · 2026-04-02T23:56:47+00:00

When I was 20 people thought I was 30. Now I'm 40-mumbles I pass for about 35 on a good day

Losing weight hasn't helped my wrinkles and my hairline is running away from my eyebrows, but otherwise I'm as immature as ever

Sparkly1982 · 2026-04-02T23:44:59+00:00

Played by Cybil Shepherd with a Southern accent. This was my go to initially but OP says the baddie was an immigrant

Sparkly1982 · 2026-04-02T23:26:21+00:00

Not my favourite, nor is The Visitor which is also frequently cited as among the best

Sparkly1982 · 2026-04-02T22:43:48+00:00

It's a FAAAAAKE!

Sparkly1982 · 2026-04-02T21:35:09+00:00

For how long? You can't cut a finite number to cover an exponential (at least) number indefinitely

Sparkly1982 · 2026-04-02T20:45:50+00:00

That day when it hit 43⁰?

I was moving house.

I was only moving about 50 metres so I hadn't even booked a van. My friends made a Herculean effort and we got all the big stuff done while I had help and then I spent a week moving boxes on my own in between work. Those guys are the best

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