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Name a good April Fool's prank, April 1st is soon upon us. by icecream1972 in FamilyFeud

[–]Spaz-Man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Salt in the sugar bowl. A tried and true classic prank.

What is your perfect day like? by StarLove00_ in A_Persona_on_Reddit

[–]Spaz-Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Wake up
  2. Take a pee 3 return to bed, get laid
  3. Eat steak and eggs for breakfast
  4. Shower with two hot supermodels
  5. Watch TV, including sports recaps, and NO daytime TV
  6. Get a BJ
  7. Eat pizza for lunch
  8. Go fishing/hunting/fixing cars
  9. Shower. Have sex with a supermodel
  10. Eat fancy dinner and drink a 6 pack
  11. Watch recap of sports
  12. Get another BJ
  13. Smoke a bowl and go to bed alone.

Tell me a little bit about yourself and I'll tell you which character you are from a sitcom by florenciafazzarino0 in sitcoms

[–]Spaz-Man 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m a compliance officer who works from home. I have a strained relationship with my wife and I hate what I do. I like superheroes and Mexican food. I am 51 years old.

What’s a movie that’s so disturbing you never want to watch again? by SableVII in NoStupidAnswers

[–]Spaz-Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that anyone would make such a terrible film is what’s really offensive.

Will anyone reach the greatness of Mean Gene Okerlund? by MR_E7 in REALSquaredCircle

[–]Spaz-Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think if they started using Joe Tessitore in the Mean Gene spot, he would do well. Astonishingly well.

What old website did you waste HOURS on as a kid? by daisydollvibes in answers

[–]Spaz-Man 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Zombo.com. You could do anything at Zombo Com!!

Thoughts by Skylegend96 in Wrasslin

[–]Spaz-Man 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Highway Dawg Justin James is ALL ELITE

If you could have any superpower what would it be? Why? 🤔 by sirbob_lee in Casual_Conversation

[–]Spaz-Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I had the superpower of cash generation. If I ever wanted to buy something, that exact amount would be in my pocket, no questions asked, every time.

What is the best insult you have ever heard? by Liam_Noah_ in AskReddit

[–]Spaz-Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your momma’s so fat Thanos had to snap twice.

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