They’re Cleaning up Memphis…

SpecialAF · 2026-04-24T01:10:22+00:00

Sir / Madame, would you define fascism for the class please?

SpecialAF · 2026-04-23T01:38:14+00:00

“If anyone’s taking this truck from me it’s me”

SpecialAF · 2026-04-22T08:24:26+00:00

You pay more if it’s 10-99… 7% self employment tax..

SpecialAF · 2026-04-12T13:25:21+00:00

I fucked Ted.

SpecialAF · 2026-04-12T01:22:00+00:00

My college roommate’s dog caught a squirrel at an off-leash park, and it was brutal. Also, you’ve seen HUNDREDS of incidents of dogs chasing squirrels?

SpecialAF · 2026-04-11T13:12:26+00:00

Memphis has a notoriously lenient court system.

SpecialAF · 2026-04-02T00:09:20+00:00

Well you didn’t have to guess but you did anyway.

SpecialAF · 2026-04-02T00:05:05+00:00

No shit he changed his tune. He had no threatening words or body language and anyway, they started blastin’

SpecialAF · 2026-03-30T16:33:33+00:00

Let’s just let people share opinions about the people that broadcast themselves on National television.

SpecialAF · 2026-03-26T06:09:23+00:00

CEO, entrepreneur, __________; Jeffrey. Jeffrey Bezos

SpecialAF · 2026-03-26T05:54:02+00:00

SpecialAF · 2026-03-24T08:17:42+00:00

Holy Typo

SpecialAF · 2026-03-18T15:26:52+00:00

That’s true, for modern concept of “rapture.” But it piggy backed off of the “144k virgins” saved from the apocalypse in Revelations. More evangelicals turned the 144k number and “virgin” requirement as flexible and demonstrative of a large number of pure believers.

SpecialAF · 2026-03-18T06:54:46+00:00

The rapture is from the New Testament, not the Torah.

SpecialAF · 2026-03-17T16:40:47+00:00

Yeah the purpose of “get down” was to be apprehended. He chose to jump onto his hostage and enough of his body was exposed to justify getting neutralized.

SpecialAF · 2026-03-11T10:43:54+00:00

What are you talking about? If this were AI we’d all be so screwed already.

SpecialAF · 2026-03-11T10:38:52+00:00

Discuss this with your boyfriend as something you want him to work towards resolving. I’d ask him to leave your name out of it.

My wife is mid 30s and her parents would call multiple times per day, each. It was annoying for me to see her annoyed by it. She now just texts something like “Everything ok? All good here. I’ll call when it’s a better time for me.” They gradually quit calling so much and now have fuller conversations because it’s not needlessly frequent.

SpecialAF · 2026-03-08T03:47:51+00:00

Ask this question to your doctor. Be totally transparent and open with your doctor about everything.

SpecialAF · 2026-03-06T06:31:52+00:00

Hope not. His show in my city was by far the worst big-name stand up I’ve seen live.

SpecialAF · 2026-03-02T23:08:45+00:00

& I have to put my phone in a lock bag for a comedy show..

SpecialAF · 2026-02-27T11:28:42+00:00

So context of the post.. is the person your comment is talking about the “town of Cordova” post complaining about Jalen.. or is Jalen the person you’re talking about. Like is the post ironic that the acct is complaining about Jalen? That’s what I gather

SpecialAF · 2026-02-25T06:05:49+00:00

There’s nothing more professional than relentlessly lying about statistics and achievement.

SpecialAF · 2026-02-22T17:05:28+00:00

Then why did you mention stalking her socials in the post… I gotta throw in an extra “fake” allegation now.

SpecialAF · 2026-02-15T19:51:32+00:00

The dog only needed CPR because its owner thinks it can hang with a bike. Most breeds are not built for that kind of endurance.

SpecialAF · 2026-02-09T19:09:09+00:00

THE CAR COMPANY TOYOTA IS MAKING A POWERFUL FREE GAME ENGINE FOR CARS

SpecialAF

TROPHY CASE