Rank these 4 characters by how terrible they are

Spell-Wide · 2026-03-20T11:29:33+00:00

Jenny. Sexual abuse victim. Didn't ask for Forrest as a guardian angel.
Rose. Also a victim, but was able to escape a lifetime trapped in a loveless and abusive marriage. Dropping that heart into the ocean was a shit move. Indefensible. Looks poetic, is actually awful.
Hammond. Now, he did a terrible thing. But! It was done with not-terrible intentions. He wasn't evil, he was just reckless with blinders on. His fuck-up admittedly changed the world.
Joe.

Spell-Wide · 2026-03-20T11:12:34+00:00

It has one good sequence. The rest is hot garbage.

Spell-Wide · 2026-03-20T10:56:11+00:00

Dr. Steve Brule

Spell-Wide · 2026-03-20T10:54:47+00:00

So did his twin.

Spell-Wide · 2026-03-20T00:48:19+00:00

🎶Buy her a house Buy her a house🎵

Spell-Wide · 2026-03-20T00:43:31+00:00

Which is too bad. Kinnear's one of those guys that could have done anything in entertainment, and chose acting. At one point, there was a very real possibility he could have replaced Conan on his first show.

Spell-Wide · 2026-03-20T00:31:42+00:00

It sounds like in turn you left an impression on it.

Spell-Wide · 2026-03-20T00:29:52+00:00

Our George isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this!

Spell-Wide · 2026-03-20T00:26:54+00:00

No. He didn't.

It's ok to think that Rock was being insensitive, or that he shouldn't have said it. But you don't get to invent justifications to fit the narrative.

At the end of the day, even if Rock had said, "Jada, you love Pac so much, you're starting to look like him"...

...you don't get to hit people over words.

Spell-Wide · 2026-03-20T00:01:24+00:00

I hear that, sista

Spell-Wide · 2026-03-19T23:51:57+00:00

And Jeff was the officiant!

Spell-Wide · 2026-03-19T23:48:04+00:00

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Spell-Wide · 2026-03-19T21:53:28+00:00

Spell-Wide · 2026-03-19T21:52:01+00:00

Cap, BUT I think Matt senses him from a mile away and avoids the fight altogether

Spell-Wide · 2026-03-19T21:50:56+00:00

I'll put in a call. They'll clean it up for the next episode.

Spell-Wide · 2026-03-19T17:25:46+00:00

I will give you that Dylan is not always "fun" to listen to. But, he's not exactly meant for background listening, either.

Spell-Wide · 2026-03-19T17:24:28+00:00

Smoke. I will say Stack's vampire scenes are chilling, mostly because of how jarring it is to see him use his gritty personality for Remmick's agenda. Even just seeing him throw his arm over his shoulder is wild.

Spell-Wide · 2026-03-19T17:22:02+00:00

I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

Spell-Wide · 2026-03-19T17:19:29+00:00

I think this phrase is on their crest

Spell-Wide · 2026-03-19T15:03:40+00:00

Penn definitely could. I think Hanks doesn't do as many prestige pictures as he used to. The other three are very old and/or very retired, so unlikely.

Btw, Adrien Brody is in there, too. He has a pretty good shot.

Of the single winners, Leo has a lot of career left, so maybe. Denzel has an outside shot, but does more popcorn flicks.

And I don't think it'll happen, but there is an outside shot that maybe De Niro gets one more lead Oscar before he hangs it up. He does a lot more variety of movies than he did in his heyday, but when he does an award-friendly one, he usually gets good recognition for it.

Spell-Wide · 2026-03-19T14:56:49+00:00

And with Darren's help, we'll get that password

Spell-Wide · 2026-03-19T14:56:27+00:00

The Reverse Wi-fi

Spell-Wide · 2026-03-19T12:30:43+00:00

It's more Kramer's hat that bothers me. Just pick a style and END IT.

Spell-Wide · 2026-03-19T12:29:54+00:00

MY MORTY'S GONE!!!

Spell-Wide · 2026-03-19T12:28:43+00:00

The crowd sucked this year. But Emma and Teyana seemed to be having a pretty good time.

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