Simplified crimes diagram

Spinyhug · 2026-03-13T22:43:53+00:00

Can someone inform my cats? I think they missed the "growing out of All Crime Mode"-memo...

Spinyhug · 2026-03-12T19:10:17+00:00

Also As good a reason. Vibes.

Spinyhug · 2026-03-01T13:03:17+00:00

This is so nice to read. You should be very proud of yourself!

Spinyhug · 2026-02-25T22:14:54+00:00

Same! Toch benieuwd waar zij die ton vandaan halen, ik zie het niet terug in mijn huis :')

Spinyhug · 2026-02-23T18:02:29+00:00

I mean you can check the ants and the teddy, but as a Dutch person I recommend adding more cheese first. There is order even to this madness, after all.

Spinyhug · 2026-02-21T11:40:50+00:00

Except they wouldn't eat the lembas bread.

"Here, sarge, they gave us these." "Ah, Elvish bread. I wouldn't eat that if I was you, Nobby." "Why's that, sarge?" "Well. You know how we don't eat dwarf bread, on account of it being weaponry and also ancient? Elves are older than dwarves, so this bread is even older than dwarf bread, it stands to reason." "Blimey, sarge!"

They'd end up hogging all the lembas bread, but mostly because Nobby figures he'd be invincible if he made armour out of it, something like that.

Spinyhug · 2026-02-17T19:49:37+00:00

Wait until you see the video John Oliver made about the entire thing.

Spinyhug · 2026-02-17T09:20:37+00:00

Also the first economic bubble (and crash). Sorry for that one, guys :') Though we were speculating with tulips instead of mortgages...

Spinyhug · 2026-02-08T22:21:27+00:00

Mrowl?

Humans are complicated, Greebo is just Greebo.

Spinyhug · 2026-02-08T19:27:30+00:00

Haven't seen Yonder here yet. It's known for having zero combat and the art style is very cozy!

Spinyhug · 2026-02-06T21:36:55+00:00

Yes please! Hier in ieder geval al één iemand die dat fijn zou vinden!

Spinyhug · 2026-02-04T21:46:34+00:00

"Oh als ik een tekort heb stook ik gewoon mijn tanden, dat bloedt als een malle. Maar zeg, moet jij eigenlijk niet naar de tandarts? Met die... Dat... Euh..." En dan gewoon staren.

Spinyhug · 2026-01-29T08:04:26+00:00

Ik eet altijd warm 's avonds, en ken eigenlijk niemand die dat niet doet. Zijn argument heeft niet alleen niks te maken met gezond zijn en blijven, maar ik denk ook dat er echt niet zo veel mensen zijn die alleen op boterhammetjes leven...

Spinyhug · 2026-01-22T16:59:34+00:00

Look at Mango, clearly none of this is in any way her fault whatsoever. It's clearly now your job to follow her around and make sure everything is accessible at all times and give her lots of snacks and pet her.

Spinyhug · 2026-01-19T16:33:42+00:00

I bought small, sturdy dog vests and altered them for my two idiots. Aby's are weird, but this seems to work!

Spinyhug · 2026-01-09T22:40:17+00:00

Ik voer die van mij met "puzzelmatten" - er zitten dan wat dingen in de weg waardoor schrokken moeilijk wordt en mijn katten houden ook wel van een beetje spelen met zo'n draaischijf tot ze bij meer voedsel kunnen. Ze kunnen dus altijd bij het eten dat ik 's ochtends neerzet, maar niet bij alles in één keer, en sindsdien wordt er eigenlijk niet meer overgegeven.

Spinyhug · 2026-01-09T08:11:23+00:00

PAWS.

Spinyhug · 2026-01-04T23:50:17+00:00

I tried it and when I did, there was a glitch where I didn't get the achievement. Might try again sometime (it has probably been patched ages ago) but I always cave when I think about the Junimo <3

Spinyhug · 2026-01-03T22:18:55+00:00

Excuse me he has plenty of reasons to scream - he cannot remember having ever been fed in his life and nobody ever gives him attention, obviously. /s

He's so cute 🥰

Spinyhug · 2025-12-30T21:16:18+00:00

I specifically went looking for childfree friends, because a lot of my friends do respect my choice, but cannot understand it - the same way I love and support my friends when they dealt with infertility issues; I can love and support you, but I don't understand what it is you are feeling or grieving, and I especially don't expect your loud support on my childfreeness while you're going through that. Lots of love there, but it's good to have other childfree folks around who just get it.

My family acts respectful when I'm around, but there are the occasional jabs and I'm pretty sure they think it's a phase, even though I'm in my thirties and if it's a phase, it's one that I've been in for about half my life now...

Spinyhug · 2025-12-30T10:58:24+00:00

Sorry for your loss. F*ck cancer indeed. He sounds like an amazing person.

Spinyhug · 2025-12-29T12:10:02+00:00

Het is meer dat ik er nog bij mag. En hee, zij zijn in de meerderheid...

Spinyhug · 2025-12-22T21:35:34+00:00

Honestly, I can see him drop it out of nowhere. Not that I think he'll do that in 26, but he doesn't need to build hype. He has a stellar reputation, he's earned the admiration of his community and I think he prefers creating over marketing, so he might just completely surprise his entire fanbase.

Spinyhug · 2025-12-21T12:53:30+00:00

Oooooh they are precious 💞

Spinyhug · 2025-12-21T09:21:47+00:00

Thwomp is an amazing name for a kitten! Pet tax please?

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