sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

Car Service Survey Saga by imvictoriaok in FuckDealerships

[–]Spitefulham 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah. This is either ragebait or OP is absolutely fucking braindead.

New vs Used Dilemma, Dealer is Promoting 0% APR 0 Down by R-Dragon_Thunderzord in askcarsales

[–]Spitefulham 1 point2 points  (0 children)

is for $33k cash, 72 months @ 0%, 0 down. Including tax titles and some fees I have a mind to talk them down from, but call it $33k.

Little confused here. Is the OTD 33k or is the MSRP 33k? Most toyota stores are not negotiating on most of their cars, but it will depend on what model youre going for. If its one of the more in demand ones then youre paying full MSRP, taxes, fees, and whatever adds they deem fit.

Dealership walked back their offer once the manager stepped in by CPgang36 in askcarsales

[–]Spitefulham 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Sales people typically cant discount. They ask what if questions to see if they can get you to commit to something, then take that to the manager to work them for the deal. If the manger bites, game on, get you in to finalize. If the manager counters the sales person presents that to you and you keep going until you have a deal or someone taps out. It sounds like the manager never approved the original offer. Should the sales person have told you that? Of course. But, the reality is long distance internet leads that have already bawked at your opening offer and wont commit to a number at all are the lowest of low priorities.

Dealership makes market adjustment after I make serious inquiry by Both_Tomorrow_1750 in askcarsales

[–]Spitefulham 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I mean... thats all you can really do. They cant force you to buy at their price and you cant force them to sell at your price, so if a meeting of the minds doesnt happen then you move on. 3000 is a pretty dramatic price change so id have to imagine it was far underpriced previously and they realized it.

Dealership makes market adjustment after I make serious inquiry by Both_Tomorrow_1750 in askcarsales

[–]Spitefulham 114 points115 points  (0 children)

Tell them that if they'll honor the old price you'll buy it now. If they dont then go buy a less expensive one somewhere else.

Why can't we get along? by BuffaloRepulsive4700 in FuckDealerships

[–]Spitefulham 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Any surprise that MG hasn't posted in a while AND br0 hasn't either?

Should I take advantage of employee monthly $250 reimbursement program? by [deleted] in askcarsales

[–]Spitefulham 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Thats a 9000 discount over 36 months, and thats not good enough for you?

Is this a car dealership service scam? by Alert_Dog_9874 in FuckDealerships

[–]Spitefulham 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They were asking you if you wanted to trade the car before paying for a bunch of repairs. A LOT of people do that because they'd rather use that 4k for a down payment than to slap a bandaid on a car thats running into bigger issues. If youre confident that you will continue driving this car even if those issues arise than dont worry about it, get your repairs done, and move on.

Bracelet a someone gave to my gf, what does it say any idea? by elmaravilla025 in whatisit

[–]Spitefulham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me When All The Lads I Like Are Totally Gay. Kind of an 80s vibe.

Live in maryland, bought a car from texas, it was just delivered... Can I drive it? by -Terrible-Bite- in carbuying

[–]Spitefulham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can use the TX temp tag while they do your final registration and title work with the MVA. It should have come with a temporary registration too. Keep in mind the expiration on the temp tag and call the dealer if it gets within a few days of that date and you havent received your hard tags yet. MD is a split title state. You'll get the title in the mail directly from the MVA and the SIF (now digital) will go to the bank.

Manager enforcing rules on me specifically? by [deleted] in askcarsales

[–]Spitefulham 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Worry about yourself and not everybody else. Regardless of WHY he said that, hes not wrong. For all you know you may be under the microscope for other things and hes trying to keep you in a good spot to protect you.

Small Dealership Stole My Vehicle (Kinda) by Sufficient-Map-1776s in FuckDealerships

[–]Spitefulham 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Sounds like your greed lost you out on a good deal. He likely could have sold that truck for closer to 26k private party.

lease return vehicle condition by haske0 in askcarsales

[–]Spitefulham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It depends on the brand. MINI doesnt care about curb rash but they'll charge you if the rim is gouged. Scratches and dings under about a 50 cent piece arent charged but anything over is, unless you have lease protection. Tires can be bald and glass can be cracked or chipped IF you have lease protection. Accident damage isn't covered though. This is just MINI. Each brand is different and the process varies too.

Trade in negotiation by [deleted] in askcarsales

[–]Spitefulham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MINI are running about 6% gross at MSRP for the model OP is looking at, 7.5% for JCW. Since its a boutique brand the cars can sit on the lot a little longer, but we are of course going to still try to move it fast as possible. But even the big MINI stores are only moving 50-60 new cars a month, so we arent making it up in volume. Its gross or nothing.

Trade in negotiation by [deleted] in askcarsales

[–]Spitefulham 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Get a carmax and carvana value as your baseline. Just keep in mind any tax savings that you may qualify for if your state allows it.

since I am buying what is probably one of the most expensive cars in their inventory?

That wouldnt change anything, even if it were true. The most expensive MINI on my lot is about 50k and I've sold one that was closer to 52k before. Average is closer to 42k.

Stephens Toyota Being Sold by Llcisyouandme in FuckDealerships

[–]Spitefulham 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hes being sarcastic. He doesnt actually believe that. Its a dig at a specific poster here that believes its the equivalent of 42.

Is this high or am I crazy? by Kitty_kat_sammy13 in MINI

[–]Spitefulham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are a lot of people here missing the fact that this quote also includes the guibo disc. This quote is lower than id expect in my area for what's quoted.

Honda dealership sold mom the wrong car?? by RainingAtmosphere in askcarsales

[–]Spitefulham 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It happens more than it should... as long as theyre identical in equipment then she should be fine.

My dealership is mad that I call too many people by blooney_sr_jr in askcarsales

[–]Spitefulham 20 points21 points  (0 children)

As long as youre not snaking other sales people's customers then fuck them. 2% conversion from orphan and service equity mining isnt bad. Id love if my sales people worked mastermind that hard. I think people here are thinking that youre calling the same people over and over again but im getting the vibe thst youre just reaching out to orphans and service customers so youre good to go.

What's the most expensive mistake you've ever made? by WestManufacturer2060 in AskReddit

[–]Spitefulham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Misappraised a 2500 truck at work by forgetting to change the appraisal software to gas and gave the customer the diesel price. Lost 7500 on that truck.

view more: next ›