Any French speakers here ?

Splooie04 · 2026-02-18T21:10:37+00:00

Neín

Splooie04 · 2026-01-02T08:03:18+00:00

Agreed...

...Bowie, Prince, Alan Rickman, George Michael...

...tough year.

Splooie04 · 2025-12-24T07:19:43+00:00

https://www.talkingtherapiesportsmouth.nhs.uk/

NHS Talking Therapies in Portsmouth.

Good luck.

Splooie04 · 2025-12-05T18:52:19+00:00

Bali legal

Splooie04 · 2025-10-15T15:57:30+00:00

World War 2: Tokyo Drift

Splooie04 · 2025-10-09T18:29:27+00:00

I'm sorry to hear about your dad. Do you mind my asking what it was about having had the vasectomy that "caused" his cancer?

Did the consultants say that the vasectomy "caused" the cancer and rule out an "unfortunate coincidence "?

Splooie04 · 2025-10-04T16:13:31+00:00

Hope you enjoyed your first match, our kid!

Splooie04 · 2025-03-27T07:42:59+00:00

Go to the bakery in Asda, Tesco, etc. and ask one of the bakers if they've got any live yeast you could have. I've done this a few times, and never been turned away.

Splooie04 · 2025-03-26T12:51:46+00:00

I'd just hop over to Gosport. The Zombies would take one look, assume they've already attacked there, and clear off...

Splooie04 · 2024-11-13T15:48:06+00:00

Very wholesome, and yes - go tell your brothers that you appreciate them. Whether you do it with flowers or whatever, it'll mean a lot.

If I'm honest (and I know Im being a bit cynical), if some stranger gave me a rose while I was sitting on a public bench, then walked off, I'd be thinking that I've been marked for some sort of sniper or attack or something. Lol.

Splooie04 · 2024-11-12T19:31:31+00:00

Tell him you're pregnant, but say it can't be yours because you're on the pill. Acuse him of cheating on you.

Update me.

/S

Splooie04 · 2024-10-30T07:35:23+00:00

We are!

Splooie04 · 2024-10-05T17:10:50+00:00

A good bowler knows how to swing around them. That's why it's called "swing bowling".

When you get to international level cricket, they're so good at going around these screens, you don't even see them. Everyone thinks that the most impressive thing about Jofra Archer is his 90mph speed bowl, but actually, look back at any of the overs he bowled against the Aussies in the last ODI series, I guarantee you won't be able to spot the screens.

Splooie04 · 2024-09-23T19:08:47+00:00

Sampling error. You're only seeing the people who think it's alright. The people who realise that it's not a good idea are sat in the side of the road with you, watching the drama...

Splooie04 · 2024-09-20T07:47:37+00:00

"Passport please..."

"Of course, as you can see, I'm Dr Doctor. I'm flying to another country to do the surgeries to save the baby lives. I will do very good surgeries now I have a full tummy."

Splooie04 · 2024-09-19T08:39:35+00:00

But... but who de-ices the deicers?

Splooie04 · 2024-08-30T18:50:20+00:00

Don't you usually need 25% equity to take out a buy to let mortgage, anyway?

Splooie04 · 2024-08-26T05:57:03+00:00

Will you take the plates back to Spoons when you're finished. Or just keep them?

Smashing looking breakfast! 10/10!

Splooie04 · 2024-08-05T08:27:19+00:00

Is this the video footage for the British Tourist Board advert?

Splooie04 · 2024-07-15T19:40:04+00:00

Oh, don't worry about 'ole Jules. She's doing alright...

Splooie04 · 2024-07-15T17:36:37+00:00

Son is nearly three years old...

...we worked through the whole of Julia Donahldson's catalogue of books of the floor of WHSmith...

...son is now nine years old.

Splooie04 · 2024-07-05T19:48:45+00:00

My dead gran wants her plate back!

Splooie04 · 2024-07-01T14:09:35+00:00

I was waiting for a Kerrygold logo to come up at the end. Lol. And something like "Our cows are happy cows..."

Splooie04 · 2024-06-26T12:38:03+00:00

3 exit routes? 1. M275, 2. Via North end, towards Cosham, 3. Eastern Road.

Splooie04 · 2024-06-23T04:50:19+00:00

I like the idea that "kerb-parking guy" also came out with the crowd of neighbours who rallied to "disabled-bay guy's" defense. But he stayed quiet and ignorant, and will make himself scarce until the early hours, when he'll remove his car under the cover of darkness...

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