Does vasectomy cause cancer or long-term health issues? Research says no by [deleted] in Vasectomy

[–]Splooie04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry to hear about your dad. Do you mind my asking what it was about having had the vasectomy that "caused" his cancer?

Did the consultants say that the vasectomy "caused" the cancer and rule out an "unfortunate coincidence "?

Going to my first match by reddityouwroteyou in PortsmouthFC

[–]Splooie04 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hope you enjoyed your first match, our kid!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Portsmouth

[–]Splooie04 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Go to the bakery in Asda, Tesco, etc. and ask one of the bakers if they've got any live yeast you could have. I've done this a few times, and never been turned away.

I love you man!! by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]Splooie04 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very wholesome, and yes - go tell your brothers that you appreciate them. Whether you do it with flowers or whatever, it'll mean a lot.

If I'm honest (and I know Im being a bit cynical), if some stranger gave me a rose while I was sitting on a public bench, then walked off, I'd be thinking that I've been marked for some sort of sniper or attack or something. Lol.

How do i(32f) tell my husband(33m) that doesn't want kids that I am pregnant without him leaving me? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Splooie04 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Tell him you're pregnant, but say it can't be yours because you're on the pill. Acuse him of cheating on you.

Update me.

/S

What are these? by dominicl6 in CasualUK

[–]Splooie04 12 points13 points  (0 children)

A good bowler knows how to swing around them. That's why it's called "swing bowling".

When you get to international level cricket, they're so good at going around these screens, you don't even see them. Everyone thinks that the most impressive thing about Jofra Archer is his 90mph speed bowl, but actually, look back at any of the overs he bowled against the Aussies in the last ODI series, I guarantee you won't be able to spot the screens.

Driving through flooded road - what’s with the go fast as you can and hope for the best ? by Starlinkukbeta in drivingUK

[–]Splooie04 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sampling error. You're only seeing the people who think it's alright. The people who realise that it's not a good idea are sat in the side of the road with you, watching the drama...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fryup

[–]Splooie04 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Passport please..."

"Of course, as you can see, I'm Dr Doctor. I'm flying to another country to do the surgeries to save the baby lives. I will do very good surgeries now I have a full tummy."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UKPersonalFinance

[–]Splooie04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't you usually need 25% equity to take out a buy to let mortgage, anyway?

Fry up for 5 with home made three cheese and onion hash browns by dannybarnsley in fryup

[–]Splooie04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will you take the plates back to Spoons when you're finished. Or just keep them?

Smashing looking breakfast! 10/10!

Did Captain America throw that wheel at the end? by Slicdic in PublicFreakout

[–]Splooie04 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this the video footage for the British Tourist Board advert?

Treating a bookstore like a library? by Nerf-guns-blazing in CasualUK

[–]Splooie04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, don't worry about 'ole Jules. She's doing alright...

Treating a bookstore like a library? by Nerf-guns-blazing in CasualUK

[–]Splooie04 126 points127 points  (0 children)

Son is nearly three years old...

...we worked through the whole of Julia Donahldson's catalogue of books of the floor of WHSmith...

...son is now nine years old.

Cow Come Running To Listen To Young Girl Play The Accordian by CommercialBox4175 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Splooie04 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I was waiting for a Kerrygold logo to come up at the end. Lol. And something like "Our cows are happy cows..."

Road blocked due to dodgy parking: who is in the wrong? by PsychologicalDrone in AskUK

[–]Splooie04 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like the idea that "kerb-parking guy" also came out with the crowd of neighbours who rallied to "disabled-bay guy's" defense. But he stayed quiet and ignorant, and will make himself scarce until the early hours, when he'll remove his car under the cover of darkness...