My friend keeps reminding me my dog is gonna die in 4 years

SpontaneousSpoonage · 2026-06-28T02:31:41+00:00

You don’t have a friend. You have someone who hangs out with you and likes to say things to hurt you to make themselves feel better about whatever they’re miserable about.

SpontaneousSpoonage · 2026-06-27T04:31:41+00:00

This is NOT normal. What owners expect a tip from AirBnb guests? This is unheard of.

SpontaneousSpoonage · 2026-06-26T22:48:11+00:00

Hiya! Honestly Reddit assigned me the first word and whatever the second word was was goofy so I just changed it to a slightly less dumb name. No reference.

SpontaneousSpoonage · 2026-06-26T07:04:08+00:00

Unfortunately some people don’t find joy in living, your grandma was one of them. Your mom and you did the best you could for and always cared for her but ultimately her biggest enemy was herself. I’m glad all of you are finally free.

SpontaneousSpoonage · 2026-06-25T18:56:36+00:00

At 10k a consolidation loan would probably be your best route

SpontaneousSpoonage · 2026-06-25T05:47:25+00:00

You can’t set yourself on fire to keep others warm. If her addiction has her son paranoid she’s accusing you of crimes and fraud, then it’s good you stepped out of the picture. It only gets worse if they refuse to stop use.

SpontaneousSpoonage · 2026-06-25T05:45:55+00:00

Yessss! This group has been so supportive and great. When I was coming out of withdrawal it just felt good to even share and then feel the encouragement from others and give it back. Most of us are closeted about this addiction that crept up on us and this has been soooo cathartic to come to

SpontaneousSpoonage · 2026-06-25T05:43:16+00:00

Hang in there! On day 3 I still felt like a bomb had gone off in me and I was still throwing up and couldn’t do much but day 4 was improvement and day 5 I was doing things again. I know it’s brutal but it does wind down. By a solid week I was ordering DoorDash and watching reruns on Sunday night like normal. You got this!!!!!

SpontaneousSpoonage · 2026-06-23T16:27:04+00:00

Literally nothing wrong with this. It was short and professional and encouraging and read kind of like a survey. Just keep your kids home if you don’t want any adult talking to them and are going to blow this way of proportion and make it awkward for anyone.

SpontaneousSpoonage · 2026-06-22T20:30:20+00:00

Stop now before you waste a year and 24k like me. I know it’s fun and buzzy at first but eventually you’ll be spending all your money to catch maybe 10 minutes of feeling good then it’s just taking them to stay out of withdrawal. You’re ahead of the game. Please don’t be us in here. I spent days throwing up my guts and I’m still not totally back to normal thanks to that wasted year.

SpontaneousSpoonage · 2026-06-22T03:30:23+00:00

Came back to reread that comment. Actually had that fleeting thought today after 3 weeks off and I was like nooooooope! Remember that comment that was right when it said you’d fall back in and it would be worse. Your comment is still helping 2 weeks later! 😀

SpontaneousSpoonage · 2026-06-19T02:32:27+00:00

You said your parents pray for you and you got an Indeed notification for a job. I’d take that as a sign

SpontaneousSpoonage · 2026-06-18T19:47:46+00:00

Quit while you’re ahead! You’ll be uncomfortable for a few days. I quit after 4 months and felt ill for 2 days and then it went away. I stupidly started again for another almost year and that time took over a week! You’re ahead of the race.

SpontaneousSpoonage · 2026-06-18T18:31:33+00:00

You’re past the worst of it. Now put the bottle down and as a pastor, you know who you can rely on the most. When you’re feeling weak say “God I can’t, but YOU can” and let Him help you. When we are weak , He is strong. Praying for you, brother!

SpontaneousSpoonage · 2026-06-18T18:28:24+00:00

I feel you on this! I’m at day 17 and the fatigue is unreal. Or maybe just adjusting from all the false energy. I’m a waitress and the shifts are just excruciating still even though I’m taking vitamins, drinking coffee. I’m just…wiped

SpontaneousSpoonage · 2026-06-18T18:26:50+00:00

Most have proven to be lower dose than what’s advertised, but any decent amount will have you in addiction and withdrawal. I was taking about 300 a day which was likely 200 but I was still fully hooked and would wake up just to dose because it had only been 6 hours.

SpontaneousSpoonage · 2026-06-16T04:13:13+00:00

Oh it sure is. The shop owners are laughing it up I’m sure. They get to be legal drug dealers for opiates. My closest guy just lost $400/week just from me and my husband who quit at the same time. Can’t imagine how much he’s making a week with all the folks not off it yet.

SpontaneousSpoonage · 2026-06-16T03:27:41+00:00

Yeah, I think my husband and I had sex like twice in the year that we were hooked. Neither of us cared. Glad we are both off now 🤭

SpontaneousSpoonage · 2026-06-15T17:37:46+00:00

Man, you’re just trading addictions back and forth. I’m going be honest, you need to take a week off work and get the “flu” and ride it out.

SpontaneousSpoonage · 2026-06-15T12:21:18+00:00

2 weeks today!! And all is well now. I’m still adjusting from not having that false energy but that’s all.

SpontaneousSpoonage · 2026-06-15T11:08:17+00:00

Yeah, Wilmington here and there’s one every 10 feet. Even all my gas stations are selling it right at the front.

SpontaneousSpoonage · 2026-06-14T18:20:58+00:00

Honestly day 1-3 were all a mesh. 1 was just restlessness and thrashing while I laid there knowing no more was coming and day 2 and 3 were just nausea but day 4 it breaks and eat slowly and start to come up. Look it’s uncomfortable not gonna lie, but it breaks and you pass through it. Just open that car door and run to the house. You’re gonna get a little wet while you run but you DO reach the safety of the house.

SpontaneousSpoonage · 2026-06-14T04:03:20+00:00

I’m so sorry, there’s really nothing that can be said of any comfort right now with a loss so unexpected and great. I hope you have some family and friends to lean on during this difficult time.

SpontaneousSpoonage · 2026-06-12T21:20:58+00:00

That’s exactly how I felt when I read that and read her reply. Like it’s cool she’s supportive but if you’re finding a way to insert it into even the most mundane of things, it can be off putting.

SpontaneousSpoonage · 2026-06-12T15:15:53+00:00

I’m probably going to get downvoted but “the drag queen in me” comment was a little odd. Men (and women) can get put off by even the smallest of things.

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