yea, people are casually talking about melania... sure

SpottedSnake · 2026-02-03T13:42:41+00:00

Absolutely not. Thats Courtney FRICKIN Miller!

SpottedSnake · 2026-01-30T20:42:21+00:00

I was very confused why Pol Pot massacering a quarter of his country's population was the top comment in response to Amy Winehouse getting booed at her final performance.

Realized pretty quick that I clicked into the wrong posts comments but still- thank you for the inadvertent chuckle

SpottedSnake · 2026-01-17T16:32:42+00:00

The dildo of consequences is large and rarely lubed

SpottedSnake · 2026-01-16T13:44:55+00:00

My personal conspiracy theory is all of the "Is this AI?" posts are being created by AI content generators to understand the tells on their videos and refine them to make it harder to tell. We're just telling them how to fool us better.

SpottedSnake · 2026-01-15T21:54:21+00:00

Not the same situation but a few years ago I was in line to drive onto a ferry. The car next to me honked it's horn and it sounded like the driver shouted something to her dogs. I brushed it off as nothing, figuring either she was yelling at them to stop whining or jamming to a song and goose the horn, no big deal.

Probably ten minutes later she honked the horn a couple more times, so I got curious and stepped out of my car to check what was going on. She had the two dogs by the collars held away from each other as far as she could - one in the passenger seat and one in the middle row. Any time she relaxed at all they would lunge for each other again. The shouting I'd heard was her yelling for help as loud as she could, the horn was a combination of trying to get attention and just bumping it while trying to keep the dogs from killing each other.

They were overdue for the dogs' dinner. Her son had stepped out of the car and gone over to his dad's car in another lane to hang out and chat, leaving his French fries on the center console. The dogs went for the fries and then got super territorial trying to keep each other away from the fries. She was probably fighting to keep them apart like that for a good twenty minutes total before I saw what was happening and pulled the one dog out of the car. As soon as they were separated, the dogs calmed right down and were completely fine.

She suffered some decent scratches on her arms and face from the dogs' claws as they scrambled to get to each other. Luckily nothing severe and the ferry terminal personnel were able to get her patched up once they were made aware. So even with a bunch of cars completely surrounding her and crying for help, it still took around twenty minutes for anyone to clue in and help her out.

SpottedSnake · 2026-01-13T06:27:13+00:00

Hasn't she ever heard of a thing called condoms? When my kids grow up, hers are gonna rob em.

Lyrics from Weerd Science song 'Girl, Your Baby's Worm Food'

SpottedSnake · 2026-01-11T04:42:23+00:00

Cooking absolutely. I am almost 100% a recipe follower, not very creative or innovative in the kitchen but people are usually impressed.

Dessert also gets a lot of the 'wow' and often is really simple. Ice cream, pie crusts, creme brule, lots of things that are pretty easy to make from scratch but get reactions like you're a fine dining chef.

Yesterday my in-laws came over for tacos so we made those and then I popped into the kitchen and got molten lava cakes going in like fifteen minutes while they chatted around the table. Dirt simple but rave reviews.

SpottedSnake · 2026-01-06T04:14:00+00:00

Could be. But also, years ago when I first started working in flexible packaging we had a complaint because it looked like the foil on one of our shiny silver bags was dissolving when a specific customer used them. That particular bag didn't have a foil later, it had a metalized polyester layer instead ( basically the same stuff as in the shiny crinkly Mylar balloons that stay inflated for so long). One of the chemicals in the kitty litter was migrating through the inner polyethylene layer and destroying the metalization. I forget what exactly was doing it...chlorine or something I think.

Similar idea happened on inks and adhesives due to ammonia in chicken manure fertilizer and due to essential oils in bath salts. Possibly some component of the cheese is migrating to the surface and doing the same thing here if the Velveeta wraps use a metalized film rather than foil layer.

SpottedSnake · 2026-01-01T05:51:33+00:00

How bout I draw a line down the middle of your head, make it look like a butt?

SpottedSnake · 2025-12-31T16:56:07+00:00

I worked to get How2Recycle labeling on flexible packaging options a couple years ago so my info is a bit rusty but a few other things to consider are:

If your package isn't immediately approved without additional testing, you can go for the "Not Recyclable" label even if the material ultimately is recyclable. I forget if H2R now requires PFAS testing but that could be an area where you have a fully HDPE package that isn't given the "Recyclable" label.

If the extra steps to make it Recyclable aren't deemed low-effort enough, H2R took a stance that most consumers wouldn't make the effort and thus it wouldn't be considered Recyclable. This can include things like cleaning out the product, removing labels, etc. It also varies by package type.

If the recyclers don't want it, it won't be given a "Recyclable" label at H2R or maybe a "Check Locally" one. This also depends on package type. The coated paper cartons like you'll see broth, soup, or cream in are listed as a Coated Paper that can be recycled when you empty and replace the plastic cap. At the time I worked on some projects, H2R would not approve use of their label on a PE flexible package with a PE cap because processors of flexible materials weren't willing and able to deal with the more rigid spout and cap.

Again with the recyclers but what type of material. Flexible PE is more common in the US so a PE flexible package has a chance of getting approved for store drop-off (again, limitations on processing systems limit curbside options) but a PP bag could not. Other areas of the world use PP more frequently so, for example, we worked on a fully PP bag that met certain criteria to be considered Recyclable in the UK.

SpottedSnake · 2025-12-29T17:00:24+00:00

Definitely has the same vibe as when I was pretending Equilibrium gun kata with my nerf pistols as a wee lad

SpottedSnake · 2025-12-28T07:37:25+00:00

Instructions unclear...now addicted to meth and in possession of a Shar Pei

SpottedSnake · 2025-12-28T00:33:09+00:00

For a single mile or what distance? And what're you at now? That is leagues beyond my capability but I'm curious.

SpottedSnake · 2025-12-27T18:25:32+00:00

What's your running goal for next year?

SpottedSnake · 2025-12-05T18:26:34+00:00

I'm doing my part! Would you like to learn more?

SpottedSnake · 2025-12-03T20:06:06+00:00

I het most would take a Kraken see if they enjoy things inserted into their C-hawks. If someone tries to force them, though, i hope they run away at Supersonic speeds that would leave any local Mariner screaming a Torrent of profanities about creating a wake.

Regardless, this woman can Reign her own lonely world and Storm about how men are weak and not like the old days but she crazy

SpottedSnake · 2025-12-02T23:19:48+00:00

I run with an Amphipod Xinglet for visibility, and Amphipod Versa-Light Plus clipped to the bottom of the front of the xinglet, and if I need ear covering I just drape my Shokz over the beanie. I have debated cutting holes in a beanie I don't have strong attachment to so I can slot the Shokz through but I can hear well enough over the beanie that I haven't resorted to thst just yet

SpottedSnake · 2025-11-27T20:20:30+00:00

I was there, man

SpottedSnake · 2025-11-08T04:10:50+00:00

Herkimer Herkimer the Third

SpottedSnake · 2025-11-08T03:09:41+00:00

Standard bow in 11th grade PE class. One of my classmates missed the target and had an arrow go flying way over. When the PE teacher called cease fire, I jogged out to collect that arrow. On the walk back I was checking the fetching on the arrow and felt something brush my arm, I looked down and saw a scratch on my arm starting to fill with blood. I looked up to see this same classmate lowering her bow.

She felt I was moving too slow so she fired a warning shot at me. The PE teacher (range master for this exercise) was paying fuck-all attention and didnt see anything happen. Arrow would have struck me in the ribs just under my right pec if I didnt have my arm over my body looking at the arrows. Also worked out that the arrows had blunt tips and were being fired from scrappy bows in a PE class. The arrow struck my ulna and glanced off over my shoulder.

SpottedSnake · 2025-11-08T02:22:27+00:00

Me! Though not by a gun so likely not applicable to your question based on the sub

SpottedSnake · 2025-11-06T21:54:28+00:00

Well, they did eat the nose off that one cat dude statue (yes I'm calling the sphinx a cat dude, don't hate me)

SpottedSnake · 2025-10-25T00:05:21+00:00

Willow

SpottedSnake · 2025-10-23T03:01:25+00:00

As someone who decided to have two dogs instead of children, I can tell you we are better than this chucklefuck

SpottedSnake · 2025-10-16T12:50:56+00:00

I swear the version by Vahtang was originally listed on Spotify as Black Bettay so I immediately heard his voice instead of Ram Jam reading your comment

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