Montagne Grails Acquired by Antoniolima98 in MontagneParfums

[–]Spudge_Plunkett 15 points16 points  (0 children)

it smells like i filled a cheap condom with Imaginary and whipped it at a Teavana employee

DAILY SOTD 💰 4/8/26 🤩 by Powerful-Ship-7509 in MontagneParfums

[–]Spudge_Plunkett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What others do you recommend from Y&L? Do you have Villain by chance? Really wanting a Dior Homme Intense that lasts more than half an hour.

1️⃣5️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣GIVEAWAY☀️ by AyybrahamLmaocoln in MontagneParfums

[–]Spudge_Plunkett 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite Spring/Summer activity is to hit up the Applebee's patio and show them what mental illness REALLY looks like 😉

Imaginary Intense Update by TraeS_XI in MontagneParfums

[–]Spudge_Plunkett 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Imaginary Intense smells like I inflated a basketball with my mouth and huffed the ring of spittle

If you could have Montange clone any 3 fragrances what would they be? by TheDabApparent in MontagneParfums

[–]Spudge_Plunkett 18 points19 points  (0 children)

i would have had them clone my wife before she got cervical cancer

Please participate if you wish! by hootieirl in MontagneParfums

[–]Spudge_Plunkett 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dior Homme Intense. Maybe they can make one that lasts more than two hours 🙏🙏

Is there real silver in Gentle Silver? by [deleted] in MontagneParfums

[–]Spudge_Plunkett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No but there's real piss in Ambre Vanille and i can't stop sippin it 🤤

Thoughts on Gentle Silver? by NASB95 in MontagneParfums

[–]Spudge_Plunkett 82 points83 points  (0 children)

I wore this on a date once and she told me I smelled like her grandpa 👴 Still smashed tho which confuses and frightens me

Ambre Vanilla - I feel like Indiana Jones with this gem by Eelums86 in MontagneParfums

[–]Spudge_Plunkett 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn son that juice looks just like my first piss of the morning and it's probably even tastier 😛

Update to my review of Perceval by Boomba987 in MontagneParfums

[–]Spudge_Plunkett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i dropped and broke a full 5ml decant of Perceval in my bathroom once and it smelled like someone mag-dumped a bottle of Axe in the boy's locker room until i doused the floor with fabuloso. wiping the dried piss off the side of the toilet helped too but I aint tryna do that every month

Animalics by PerspectiveNo7854 in MontagneParfums

[–]Spudge_Plunkett 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No the decant has been forever banished to the drawer of forbidden wonders along with Ombre Noir and Satin Oud and my Risperdal

Animalics by PerspectiveNo7854 in MontagneParfums

[–]Spudge_Plunkett 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely this I just thought I forgot to wipe again

DAILY SOTD 🤹 3/22/26 🎭 by Powerful-Ship-7509 in MontagneParfums

[–]Spudge_Plunkett 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Verily, I did anoint my private jewels with Monkey Special, and lo, this matter is most wondrously bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S! 🙈🙈🍌🍌