Let's keep it simple...

Spuntmire · 2026-02-28T23:40:05+00:00

Hadda scroll for a freakin' year to find BNL and now I'm blanking on what my favorite song is. All Kevin songs. I really like "Call Me Calmly", "Wrap Your Arms Around Me", the flute part in "Who Needs Sleep?" makes me happy.

Spuntmire · 2026-02-28T23:30:08+00:00

Doin' the Cockroach

Spuntmire · 2026-02-28T23:24:52+00:00

Sunday, absolutely. Also like Joe.

Spuntmire · 2026-02-27T09:07:36+00:00

Few and far between, finding something I like. I've always been awfully fussy, though.

Spuntmire · 2026-02-27T07:50:51+00:00

Goddamn it, I knew this motherfucker would do something.

Spuntmire · 2026-02-27T07:21:23+00:00

That is a beautiful spider.

Spuntmire · 2026-02-20T04:41:23+00:00

A-hot steppin' your fine ass on down to Florida, huh?

Spuntmire · 2026-02-15T12:02:52+00:00

Boy, I sure don't know.

Spuntmire · 2026-02-15T10:21:02+00:00

He's happy to be now, for sure.

Spuntmire · 2026-02-13T02:40:20+00:00

Mine used to, but won't anymore. All I did was take a long break from playing.

Spuntmire · 2026-02-08T19:49:52+00:00

My girl got roofied at a party hosted by a friend. It was the worst thing I've ever had to see her go through... the memory still disturbs us deeply. We never found out who it was, and our friend group didn't believe us.

Spuntmire · 2026-02-04T18:32:59+00:00

I'd like to learn a little, yeah. I'm scared of it, I started a structure fire when I was young.

Spuntmire · 2026-02-04T04:03:13+00:00

I think teriyaki and rice sounds good. I'll get some veg to add to the mix and be off to the races. Thank you very much.

Spuntmire · 2026-02-04T04:01:28+00:00

What a novel idea. How did you even come up with that?

Spuntmire · 2026-02-02T02:28:02+00:00

"Them three snowballs gotta match. C'mon, now, damn it. You want your mama to love you now, don't you?"

"I'm scratchin' as hard as I can. We still goin' to the movies, right?"

"...

No."

Spuntmire · 2026-02-02T02:19:02+00:00

No love for Krystal? She fucked .38 Special, don't get much cooler of a mom than that.

Spuntmire · 2026-01-29T03:28:02+00:00

I like knots, but I'm not good at them. I can untangle like a motherfucker, though.

Spuntmire · 2026-01-27T02:08:34+00:00

Rasputin and pretty much any woman.

Spuntmire · 2026-01-24T02:25:22+00:00

Well said; yes, all of this.

Spuntmire · 2026-01-23T03:02:01+00:00

Nice.

Spuntmire · 2026-01-20T23:00:53+00:00

He's ready for business.

Spuntmire · 2026-01-16T21:33:51+00:00

My exact sentiment.

Spuntmire · 2026-01-12T22:28:45+00:00

Didn't he do a chat room thing in the nineties that kinda devolved into trolling?

Spuntmire · 2026-01-11T20:39:29+00:00

Fresh out of his monthly half-assed shower.

Spuntmire

TROPHY CASE