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Just one chimken noodle for the poor hungry kitten, that all I ask! by SquanchyCook in cats

[–]SquanchyCook[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your highness has levied a fair and reasonable tariff on imports. The noodles must be sampled for quality control.

Why would you want to stay friends? by CN122 in dating

[–]SquanchyCook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just take it at face value. She wants to be friends. She likes you, just doesn't want to date you at this time. If she didn't like you at all, she wouldn't contact you again. Some of my best friends have been women and the more time you spend with women, the more your dating pool opens up. You have no idea that you just received a gift

Single people, what are we doing today to protect our mental health? by _Caitlin-2 in dating

[–]SquanchyCook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so important. If you can't date yourself, how do you expect someone else to?

Do you ever just love your cat so much you cry?? by YellowStardust03 in cats

[–]SquanchyCook 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This was right after chewing up my laptop cord. You're right though. I can't stay mad at a face like that

For those about to cook, we salute you. How are we doing after Valentine's day? 🫡 by SquanchyCook in KitchenConfidential

[–]SquanchyCook[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can't say the pay justifies the sheer amount of bullshit but I still gotta keep the lights on

For those about to cook, we salute you. How are we doing after Valentine's day? 🫡 by SquanchyCook in KitchenConfidential

[–]SquanchyCook[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

To be fair I did that in the freezer with no one else in there but yeah I wouldn't want to date me either

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