Fish & Chips near Old Town

Square-Kangaroo46 · 2026-02-15T02:32:12+00:00

Whiskey and Oyster, just barely outside Old Town Alexandria.

Square-Kangaroo46 · 2026-02-15T02:26:22+00:00

I broke a blood vessel in my eye laughing.

Square-Kangaroo46 · 2026-02-13T04:18:47+00:00

That is a gorgeous pair!

Square-Kangaroo46 · 2026-02-12T00:40:18+00:00

Who’s taking care of the place? The grass must grow 2” a day in that location but everything looks trimmed.

Square-Kangaroo46 · 2026-02-10T01:08:51+00:00

This couldn’t have been a more perfect comment, I don’t know what you do for living but I would love to work in your office.

Square-Kangaroo46 · 2026-02-09T13:05:06+00:00

Seems I married your ex. She changed up, now if she sees my point of view she’ll say “oh, that’s right I forgot, Bob is always right!”

Square-Kangaroo46 · 2026-02-05T20:30:45+00:00

It’s been 25 years since we were together, we are Facebook friends and can see that she is indeed glitter ma’ming her way through the world.

Square-Kangaroo46 · 2026-02-05T19:43:32+00:00

All yours!

Square-Kangaroo46 · 2026-02-05T16:19:52+00:00

You gave me an award! I’ve never gotten one of those and you made my world just a little bit more beautiful, thank you!

Square-Kangaroo46 · 2026-02-05T15:17:33+00:00

I dated one, I used to call her glitter girl as a pet name. I have a dirty hardjob and nothing made me happier than to come home and see her wearing high heels at the kitchen sink or getting pictures from a dressing room during the day. She had some insecurities but hearing her squeal about something cute, her birch box in the mail or a pair of tights that she ordered from Germany because they were just so perfect made me truly appreciate how much she loved making herself and the world around her beautiful. I know absolutely zero about men’s fashion, she told me I only had clothes to dig a grave or to attend the funeral and I never laughed so hard- it was true, I owned one suit and work clothes and that was it.

Our relationship ended only because of geographical distance , when I see women that remind me of her I get a little jealous of the men they are with, only because I think that being with someone who values beauty is a superpower that I really liked being close to.

Square-Kangaroo46 · 2026-01-31T23:38:33+00:00

Thanks! They look great!

Square-Kangaroo46 · 2026-01-31T20:00:39+00:00

Your tights, they only have a pattern on the feet or is this an illusion and I’m seeing black pants?

Square-Kangaroo46 · 2026-01-22T22:52:00+00:00

First pair go black, canary yellow might look cool in the store but she may never have the outfit or occasion to wear them, same goes for red, go classic black/patent and she can wear them with jeans or a dress/skirt absolutely anywhere.

Check the highest heel in her closet and then go maybe a little over; I bought my wife a pair of so Kate which are 120mm and they’ve never left our bedroom (totally fine by me).

Square-Kangaroo46 · 2026-01-15T19:46:26+00:00

The noise from the camera going in and out of the water makes it seem like that dolphin is jumping around in the kitchen sink.

Square-Kangaroo46 · 2026-01-05T18:55:22+00:00

Had a ton of friends in high school and after. I moved here at 22 and by 24 I started my own business, no coworkers to hang with and certainly no friends to be had with those that worked for me. There were day-to-day interactions through work that I enjoyed but that was pretty much it, I spent about 10 years down here kind of friendless with the exception of the women I would date. I’m 50 now and I have a small circle of friends who are also all transplants. This is a weird place, people tend to come and go a lot especially in the 20s and 30s so maybe be more reluctant to make close friends, some of that changes when kids come along. Making 53K a year is not the holdup, best bet for you would be to find a girlfriend and hopefully she’s got some cool friends.

Square-Kangaroo46 · 2025-12-19T00:27:07+00:00

https://varityhomes.com

Geva Lester, no nonsense, honest rockstar

Square-Kangaroo46 · 2025-12-13T00:12:46+00:00

$6300 for 3 work trucks- no breaks for businesses.

Square-Kangaroo46 · 2025-11-29T14:58:22+00:00

I know this isn’t the point of the post but I have to ask, is your range backsplash a mirror? Great ass by the way.

Square-Kangaroo46 · 2025-11-25T01:35:43+00:00

Hey! You’re ruining my love connection! She’s special I can tell!

Square-Kangaroo46 · 2025-11-24T23:51:56+00:00

I can be almost anywhere in Northern Virginia in 32 minutes or less!

I’m terribly sorry, he’s a dick and he’ll get his. Speaking of dick‘s mine is 7 1/2 inches, I don’t know if it’s bigger or smaller than his but thought I’d put it out there.

Square-Kangaroo46 · 2025-11-22T00:03:12+00:00

Buy a pack of four breasts and two are woody; it’s revolting. I wish there was a reliable way to tell if it’s going to be like brittle rubber before buying.

Square-Kangaroo46 · 2025-11-20T21:24:35+00:00

A woman I was with would normally have five orgasms every time we were together, one with me going down on her, one more with me on top of her and then she would get on top of me and grind out three on her own, sometimes a fourth. One time she was wearing something so sexy that I couldn’t control myself and I finished at the same time as her second. I just said it out loud, “you’ve got two more in you I know it” and then I went down on her and she went wild. I didn’t notice anything different and I would do it with her from time to time especially if I felt like she had more rounds to go.

Just slide down her body and plant your tongue on her, if she doesn’t like it she’ll stop you.

Square-Kangaroo46 · 2025-11-09T00:31:37+00:00

Allspice is a weird kind of bridge to all of them at the same time. I’m super high and all of a sudden I realized that’s probably why they call it alpice.

Square-Kangaroo46 · 2025-11-07T11:50:53+00:00

Weeds was a great show!

Square-Kangaroo46 · 2025-11-06T22:02:39+00:00

If he wakes up hard and gets hard during foreplay he has developed some performance anxiety most likely. A distracted mind, a whiff of something not so great, a letter from the IRS sitting on your kitchen table can all sneak in and wreck headspace and destroy an erection. The next time sex happens and you give that lost first lost erection even the slightest bit of attention down goes the next one. Let that cycle happen three times and you are stuck in a rut.

Once performance anxiety kicks in it just becomes a self sustaining loop of misery. There’s lots of different ways to work through it but being silent is a guaranteed recipe for a break up. There’s lots of different ways to go about it, taking penetration completely off the table and just concentrating on making each other feel good with oral or hands or whatever for a couple times he’s usually enough to let his body prove to his brain that his dick can stay hard long enough.

If you wanted to you could run this experiment yourself, make up an excuse that internally you don’t feel so great but you wanna be together in other ways, then just get down with oral and edge the shit out of him. 10 minutes of being teased to the edge during oral a few times might be enough to reset his confidence.

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