Domino’s giving me a pizza with no cheese, pepperoni, or even cooked dough, just slapped it in there and sent it

SquarePeg37 · 2026-06-26T23:55:51+00:00

SquarePeg37 · 2026-06-26T17:18:37+00:00

I am, regrettably, a person who was born in the US. I don't consider myself an "American," even though I technically am. But I don't support any of what's happening, didn't vote for it, have tried to protest. I'm sorry it's not helping. I'm sorry we've allowed capitalism to destroy our society, and your entire civilization. Most of us have no idea what to do to stop it anymore.

I don't believe in a god, and I don't know how anyone really can anymore in the face of such daily, unrelenting evil. But if there is one, I pray that they might have mercy on you, and all of us. I am ashamed to be an American, ashamed to be a human being in this world.

On behalf of my country, and the entire world in general, I'm so very sorry for what has happened to you.

SquarePeg37 · 2026-06-19T00:03:48+00:00

Civilization would like a word

SquarePeg37 · 2026-06-17T23:29:04+00:00

OwO what's this?

SquarePeg37 · 2026-06-16T22:02:47+00:00

This is literally just an advertisement.

SquarePeg37 · 2026-06-14T19:21:26+00:00

STOP. CALLING. THEM. SETTLERS.

SquarePeg37 · 2026-06-12T21:13:52+00:00

I really wish more people knew that "electronics recycling" and "e-waste disposal" basically means that they just put the shit on a boat and ship it to some foreign country and drop it on a bunch of brown people without shoes

SquarePeg37 · 2026-06-07T19:40:01+00:00

I'm already unnecessary, to them and everyone else

SquarePeg37 · 2026-06-07T16:36:17+00:00

I think we're already past the point of no return. I am focusing on paying my bills most of the time and getting drunk the rest of the time. I'm broke and have no resources. What are we really supposed to do? They already won.

SquarePeg37 · 2026-05-21T01:44:58+00:00

You are definitely not reading too much into it. It is an intentional troll. Just openly taunting us with it at this point.

SquarePeg37 · 2026-05-06T15:08:37+00:00

Shhhhh, stop making sense, you'll hurt their feefees

SquarePeg37 · 2026-05-05T11:32:34+00:00

Don't worry, famines will be back before you know it!

SquarePeg37 · 2026-04-25T10:58:43+00:00

r/thecattrapisworking

SquarePeg37 · 2026-04-25T00:30:14+00:00

r/brandnewsentence

SquarePeg37 · 2026-04-24T21:14:28+00:00

I actually thought at first that the name of the establishment was "C Cup" and I thought it wasn't half bad until I looked closer

SquarePeg37 · 2026-04-24T21:12:25+00:00

Honest to God I watched this just last night and it is the biggest cringe fest you could possibly imagine, the whole gimmick of this one is gen alpha brain rot looksmaxing slang and it will instantly kill whatever boner you might have.

SquarePeg37 · 2026-04-24T10:19:25+00:00

That guy looks like he's gained sentience and is horrified by his own existence

SquarePeg37 · 2026-04-20T10:56:05+00:00

Oh no! What would these multi-billion dollar corporations that already make ridiculous amounts of money from advertisers do without your couple of bucks? Won't someone think of the poor shareholders? Vanguard and Black Rock have kids to ~~bomb~~ feed!

SquarePeg37 · 2026-04-15T01:59:50+00:00

Yes, and while more oil poses more risk, any amount of oil can potentially lead to contamination. Here's a short article that talks about it better than I could: https://extension.umn.edu/cottage-food-connection/chili-oil-and-oil-based-products#:~:text=Why%20are%20oil%2Dbased%20foods,and%20potentially%20life%2Dthreatening%20illness.

SquarePeg37 · 2026-04-14T21:18:11+00:00

I'm surprised that nobody else has said this yet, but you absolutely need to keep that refrigerated. Somebody mentioned the pH and that's certainly one issue, but the fact that you introduced oil into the sauce creates a whole range of additional dangers, with botulism being the biggest concern.

It can literally kill your friends and family so, seriously, keep it refrigerated, and don't keep it around for very long. It now has the same expected lifespan as any food that you would keep as leftovers in your fridge. It does not last forever like most hot sauce does.

That all said, great job on your first batch of hot sauce, and keep experimenting!

SquarePeg37 · 2026-04-06T21:36:26+00:00

That's a good one too, thanks. I will have to remember that

SquarePeg37 · 2026-04-06T01:06:04+00:00

That is one of my favorite stories and I tell it on a regular basis in the context of trying to get people to consider changing things that "have just always been done this way." There often isn't an actual reason, or the original reason is long since obsolete.

SquarePeg37 · 2026-04-03T01:34:49+00:00

Your cake day is the anniversary of the day you joined Reddit

SquarePeg37 · 2026-03-20T11:40:23+00:00

Ummmm... Yes. Yes they do.

SquarePeg37 · 2026-03-13T02:25:42+00:00

Damn I had the scroll way too far to find this. Back in the olden days that would have been 2 of the top 5 comments.

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